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![xyz: daisyannewinchester:
karadin:
heads up!
Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use
Hello
This is xyz
I am here
How are you
Who is this
What’s up
How can I help you
What god do you serve
Who is your master
Speak now or forever hold your peace
What do you want
You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up
What’s bracken bro, how you livin
My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food
You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today
To talk to a customer, please press one
I’m gay
Just start singing
Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop
Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth
Speak
State your purpose
What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin
Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3…
*Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you
Answer with a lewd moan
Answer crying
I have done all of these.](https://pics.loveforquotes.com/daisyannewinchester-karadin-heads-up-never-ever-say-yes-before-you-69558798.png)
![xyz: I swear, one more "lol men are mediocre" post crosses my dash and I'm going
to completely lose it.
Like... is that something you'd say to the face of the men in your life? There is
probably at least one guy you care about, whether it's a family member or a
friend or a former mentor. Could you really look that person in the face and
go Imao men are mediocre?
And if not, can you maybe consider that they might stumble across your stupid
stupid, stupid poorly-considered rant and think that it's about them?
And that's not all. Most of y'all who post this crap consider yourselves to be
SJWs. Fighting for the fucking side of right, all that. If you do this-if you
constantly post about how men are terrible and mediocre- you're fucking
terrible at social justice.
Have you considered that your PROTECT XYZ GROUP] AT ALL COSTS
rhetoric is completely empty and shallow if you're not willing to protect all
members of that group? Have you fucking considered that some men are POC
or queer or trans or disabled?
If you post "DISABLED PEOPLE ARE AWESOME" and "QUEER PEOPLE ARE
AWESOME" every five minutes and then follow it up with "LOL MEN THO, we
know how you really feel. Your support for disabled people or queer people
only extends to vague internet platitudes. When it comes to, you know, not
triggering people with depression, or anxiety, or impostor syndrome? Haha,
who cares, there are men to make fun of on the internet!
In less pretentious language: your support means jackshit.
Social justice is supposed to be about making the world a less shitty place. It's
supposed to be about making the world a place where no one gets hurt for
things they can't help, no matter what race, creed, or gender they happen to
be
If you're not willing to do that? If you're more interested in petty, mean bullshit
against a group you don't like than helping people? If your "SJ" is more about
sticking it to men or white people or str8s or The Cis than it is about helping
raise the people you want to help out? You fucking fail at justice. You're
looking for an excuse to be mean.
Either admit that you just want an excuse to be mean, or stop doing this. Shit
or get off the pot.
Signed: A queer, trans, disabled man who is so tired of your crap you don't
even know
#about teh menz #men and feminism #sj malarkey #general malarkey
#twitter malarkey #teminist malarkey
#(goddammit stop making me use the feminist malarkey tag) #(i AM a feminist)
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X-y-z movement apparatus is now existent. Do not be alarmed.<br/>
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