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Beautiful, Head, and Muslim: HOW TO DRAW HIJAB @souratgar certified Muslim WHAT IS HIJAB? "Hijab" is a form of dress code in Islam. Not only does it apply to women, but it applies to men as well. Hijab means dressing modestly; covering your arms, legs, and wearing loose clothing. There's a lot of different types of hijab! Here's the 3 main types: (somehimes the entire) face is covereel @Souratgar HIJAB FOR THE SAKE OF SPACE, WEL LOOK ONLY AT THO STYLE) NIQAB BURQA Sometimes hijabis will wear a CHADOR over their hijab. A chador is a fabric that hangs from your head (it's almost like a superhero cape!) Some Muslim women will wear chador while praying. M SUPER They come in a lot of different designs and colours. The most common colour is black. Com FY However, there are plenty of chadors that have beautiful floral designs. The fabric used to make chadors is usually cotton. @souratgar "OKAY SO HOW DO I DRAN IT? It's very easy! Drawing a hijab requi res one skill: knowing how fabric folds! And sometimes, depending on how tight the hijab is there won't be many fabric folds! @souratgar MIX TIGHT LOOSE You can even design your own! The criteria for a hijab is - Covers ears, neck, and hair - *Has* to be worn with modest clothing, no bikini armour sorry :( REMEMBER! To use references! But also, if a hijiabi has a problem with your design or your drawing of a hijabi, listen to them! You can always learn new things from others, especially those you're trying to represent. @souratgar THANKS GOOD LUCK kamikazevendetta: souratgar: I made an art tutorial on how to draw hijab and hijabis! Ahhhhh!!! Its so good!! Thank you lovely person for making this, maybe ill finally get to see people dressed like me in art soon!! (Also thank you for the note on the modest clothing- wearing a hijab isnt like choosing to wear a hat, while how each hijabi wears it is different and totally up to her, its frustrating to see it added on as an afterthought in media to gain representation points. A large part of the reason many wear it is the lack of sexualisation it gives us, so please keep that in mind!)

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A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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College, England, and Facebook: lacinari: himynameisizzy: ressila: z-yess: ireallyenjoymyselfeveryday: grunge-aesthetic-lover: Over 75% of people lie on social media ‼️ The truth is that people tend to lie on social networks. How? First, people directly lie about their lives, which is often an effort to make themselves look more desirable or positive. In a study examining 80 online daters, Hancock, Toma, and Ellison found that two thirds of participants lied about their weight by five pounds or more. In a large sample of over 2000 people in England conducted by Custard.com, 43 percent of men admitted to making up facts about themselves and their lives that were not true online. Even more commonly, people “lie” by presenting an image of themselves and their lives that is imprecise or less than comprehensive, leading the viewer to believe falsehoods. For example, in the Custard.com study, only 18 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported that their Facebook page displayed “a completely accurate reflection” of who they are. Most commonly, participants said that they only shared “non-boring” aspects of their lives (32 percent) and were not as “active” as their social media accounts appeared (14 percent). Indeed, a growing body of research suggests that social media use can negatively affect your psychological health, particularly if you compare yourself to the positive images you see online. In a study of 339 college women (Puglia, 2017), the tendency to compare oneself to others was associated with poorer body esteem. Furthermore, in a sub-sample of 58 women in the Puglia study, those with higher levels of Facebook usage displayed lower body satisfaction than those with lower Facebook usage. Similarly, in an experimental study by Vogel and colleagues, participants who tended to compare themselves to others more regularly had lower self-esteem, more negative emotions, and a poorer view of themselves after using Facebook than participants who did not tend to compare themselves to others. Consequently, when engaging with social media, it is critical to remind yourself that what you see is not an accurate picture of reality. Don’t compare yourself to the images of friends, colleagues, or celebrities. Remind yourself that it is just a snapshot of their life—and one that they want you to see. –> YOU CAN GET SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY HARMS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PHONE CASE HERE <– Every purchase supports The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention the nation’s largest non-profit dedicated to saving lives and bringing hope to those affected by suicide. Fake life for “like’s” of people, which you will not meet =) And this is our future? Thank’s, but I don’t want to be a part of this madness. Who’s with me? My brother never had a social media account ever in his life, not Facebook or Instagram and he is only 23 years old. his life is worry free and he only does things for himself not to impress others, He is living a happy life I am working on being like him I really love this message. It’s proven that social media increases depression and loneliness. Just live your life and stop worrying about others to compare yourself, you will never be happy this way. I really don’t get why people feel the need to lie about their lives to people they’ll never meet. Just be fuckin honest🙄 So I’ve been wanting this case for a week and I get to show off my new white xr while also sharing an important message about social media being harmful to your mental health. I like this case a lot and more people need to realize the harm of social media.

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Driving, Funny, and Meme: Saving the Entire known Universe from destruction Texting While Driving daily-meme: A simple meme but quite funny

daily-meme: A simple meme but quite funny

Ass, College, and England: pinky–heart: lacinari: himynameisizzy: ressila: z-yess: ireallyenjoymyselfeveryday: grunge-aesthetic-lover: Over 75% of people lie on social media ‼️ The truth is that people tend to lie on social networks. How? First, people directly lie about their lives, which is often an effort to make themselves look more desirable or positive. In a study examining 80 online daters, Hancock, Toma, and Ellison found that two thirds of participants lied about their weight by five pounds or more. In a large sample of over 2000 people in England conducted by Custard.com, 43 percent of men admitted to making up facts about themselves and their lives that were not true online. Even more commonly, people “lie” by presenting an image of themselves and their lives that is imprecise or less than comprehensive, leading the viewer to believe falsehoods. For example, in the Custard.com study, only 18 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported that their Facebook page displayed “a completely accurate reflection” of who they are. Most commonly, participants said that they only shared “non-boring” aspects of their lives (32 percent) and were not as “active” as their social media accounts appeared (14 percent). Indeed, a growing body of research suggests that social media use can negatively affect your psychological health, particularly if you compare yourself to the positive images you see online. In a study of 339 college women (Puglia, 2017), the tendency to compare oneself to others was associated with poorer body esteem. Furthermore, in a sub-sample of 58 women in the Puglia study, those with higher levels of Facebook usage displayed lower body satisfaction than those with lower Facebook usage. Similarly, in an experimental study by Vogel and colleagues, participants who tended to compare themselves to others more regularly had lower self-esteem, more negative emotions, and a poorer view of themselves after using Facebook than participants who did not tend to compare themselves to others. Consequently, when engaging with social media, it is critical to remind yourself that what you see is not an accurate picture of reality. Don’t compare yourself to the images of friends, colleagues, or celebrities. Remind yourself that it is just a snapshot of their life—and one that they want you to see. –> YOU CAN GET SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY HARMS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PHONE CASE HERE <– Every purchase supports The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention the nation’s largest non-profit dedicated to saving lives and bringing hope to those affected by suicide. Fake life for “like’s” of people, which you will not meet =) And this is our future? Thank’s, but I don’t want to be a part of this madness. Who’s with me? My brother never had a social media account ever in his life, not Facebook or Instagram and he is only 23 years old. his life is worry free and he only does things for himself not to impress others, He is living a happy life I am working on being like him I really love this message. It’s proven that social media increases depression and loneliness. Just live your life and stop worrying about others to compare yourself, you will never be happy this way. I really don’t get why people feel the need to lie about their lives to people they’ll never meet. Just be fuckin honest🙄 So I’ve been wanting this case for a week and I get to show off my new white xr while also sharing an important message about social media being harmful to your mental health. I like this case a lot and more people need to realize the harm of social media. Question: Does Social Media Seriously Harms Your Mental Health?Answer: Yesssss!! I could go on and on about this.Social media as a whole, particularly Instagram, a place where people Look extremely High Fashioned but really Under Paid.Where self-worthy is based on how many likes, views and comments our posts gets. It’s B.S if you ask me:/ Seen friends who care more bout portraying an image and worry more about Trivial things( there’s more to life🤷🏻‍♂️). As soon as you open your social medias you will see something that will makes you think you’re being left behind. Being materialistic stuff or body image, anything really.Society teaches us that if our instagram posts don’t have a certain number of likes or views, our posts are not accepted of instagram quality posting given by society’s expectations and standards.On the flip side on the coin, social media is a really funny ass place, like you could LMAO day literally.POINT IS YOU DONT NEED SOCIAL APPROVAL TO KNOW YOUR SELF WORTH. YOU ARE LEGIT AWESOME! *USE SOCIAL MEDIA WISELY*

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Ass, College, and England: pinky–heart: lacinari: himynameisizzy: ressila: z-yess: ireallyenjoymyselfeveryday: grunge-aesthetic-lover: Over 75% of people lie on social media ‼️ The truth is that people tend to lie on social networks. How? First, people directly lie about their lives, which is often an effort to make themselves look more desirable or positive. In a study examining 80 online daters, Hancock, Toma, and Ellison found that two thirds of participants lied about their weight by five pounds or more. In a large sample of over 2000 people in England conducted by Custard.com, 43 percent of men admitted to making up facts about themselves and their lives that were not true online. Even more commonly, people “lie” by presenting an image of themselves and their lives that is imprecise or less than comprehensive, leading the viewer to believe falsehoods. For example, in the Custard.com study, only 18 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported that their Facebook page displayed “a completely accurate reflection” of who they are. Most commonly, participants said that they only shared “non-boring” aspects of their lives (32 percent) and were not as “active” as their social media accounts appeared (14 percent). Indeed, a growing body of research suggests that social media use can negatively affect your psychological health, particularly if you compare yourself to the positive images you see online. In a study of 339 college women (Puglia, 2017), the tendency to compare oneself to others was associated with poorer body esteem. Furthermore, in a sub-sample of 58 women in the Puglia study, those with higher levels of Facebook usage displayed lower body satisfaction than those with lower Facebook usage. Similarly, in an experimental study by Vogel and colleagues, participants who tended to compare themselves to others more regularly had lower self-esteem, more negative emotions, and a poorer view of themselves after using Facebook than participants who did not tend to compare themselves to others. Consequently, when engaging with social media, it is critical to remind yourself that what you see is not an accurate picture of reality. Don’t compare yourself to the images of friends, colleagues, or celebrities. Remind yourself that it is just a snapshot of their life—and one that they want you to see. –> YOU CAN GET SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY HARMS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PHONE CASE HERE <– Every purchase supports The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention the nation’s largest non-profit dedicated to saving lives and bringing hope to those affected by suicide. Fake life for “like’s” of people, which you will not meet =) And this is our future? Thank’s, but I don’t want to be a part of this madness. Who’s with me? My brother never had a social media account ever in his life, not Facebook or Instagram and he is only 23 years old. his life is worry free and he only does things for himself not to impress others, He is living a happy life I am working on being like him I really love this message. It’s proven that social media increases depression and loneliness. Just live your life and stop worrying about others to compare yourself, you will never be happy this way. I really don’t get why people feel the need to lie about their lives to people they’ll never meet. Just be fuckin honest🙄 So I’ve been wanting this case for a week and I get to show off my new white xr while also sharing an important message about social media being harmful to your mental health. I like this case a lot and more people need to realize the harm of social media. Question: Does Social Media Seriously Harms Your Mental Health?Answer: Yesssss!! I could go on and on about this.Social media as a whole, particularly Instagram, a place where people Look extremely High Fashioned but really Under Paid.Where self-worthy is based on how many likes, views and comments our posts gets. It’s B.S if you ask me:/ Seen friends who care more bout portraying an image and worry more about Trivial things( there’s more to life🤷🏻‍♂️). As soon as you open your social medias you will see something that will makes you think you’re being left behind. Being materialistic stuff or body image, anything really.Society teaches us that if our instagram posts don’t have a certain number of likes or views, our posts are not accepted of instagram quality posting given by society’s expectations and standards.On the flip side on the coin, social media is a really funny ass place, like you could LMAO day literally.POINT IS YOU DONT NEED SOCIAL APPROVAL TO KNOW YOUR SELF WORTH. YOU ARE LEGIT AWESOME! *USE SOCIAL MEDIA WISELY*

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Smashing, Smash Bros, and Cold: My friend while we're playing smash bros: guys l'l be right back, don't start without me. My other friend: @a.valid_username So anyway, I started blasting. The first friend: ICE COLD DRINKS (gunshots) Meirl

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A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Ass, Fucking, and God: THR Hollywood Reporter @THR "I don't think the Academy should honor a film with such controversial elements." Oscar II voters weigh in on #Joker: "Outstanding," "Irresponsible": Oscar Voters React to Joker,' With Many A... Stephen Miller @redsteeze Best Picture 2 years ago was about a woman fucking a fish. the-joker-hates-sjws: I’m in the running? Why do critics wanna hamstring this movie so much?Also “controversial elements” are literally the point of fucking cinema as an art form. God forbid we give the Oscar to something other than some boring ass tripe that critics circle jerk themselves over while normal people never even bother watching.

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Crime, Friday, and Police: Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song Jimmy McCloskey Friday 4 Oct 2019 7:16 pm f 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE obop A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime-then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures: ABC7/Huntington Park PD) I wonder what the song was

I wonder what the song was

Facebook, Fast Food, and Food: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling @SeitanSlut Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child to go unaccompanied. Slate @Slate 7h SLATE Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5 lazy-cat-corner: giasesshoumaru: This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome. Dear Care and Feeding, My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child. I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses. —It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still Dear Sit Still, Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink. A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong. Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course. I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip. Mend your wicked ways. And that’s the tea! It’s not complicated. Your wine glass is on your right Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in Watch your damn kids And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!!

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Tumblr, Blog, and Looking: sabrepanther: Decided to try a take on a “realistic-looking Sans” while retaining his sprite personality. Oh, there’s also Undyne suplexing a boulder…

sabrepanther: Decided to try a take on a “realistic-looking Sans” while retaining his sprite personality. Oh, there’s also Undyne suplexin...

Beautiful, Wings, and World: "Butterflies cannot see their wings. But the rest of the world can." -You. You are beautiful and while you may not see it, we can.

College, Instagram, and Notebook: Olivia Reed @liv reed17 High school teachers: your college professors won't be nearly as laid back as l am My college professor: @O54% Instagram 5:15 PM Message Details Done Trail Mix Attack 45 others to me НА Oct 5 at 3:43 PM Dear Students, While grading your notebooks and eating trailmix, a catastrophe occurred and my trailmix ended up all over the floor and your notebooks. There may be particulates of said trailmix left. If any of you has a severe peanut/ treenut allergy, please contact me so I know to thoroughly decontaminate your notebook. Sorry for the inconvenience, P.S. If you feel like it, bring your epipen to class. 20 Ways High School Teachers And College Professors Are Completely Different

20 Ways High School Teachers And College Professors Are Completely Different

Comfortable, Target, and Tumblr: gentle reminder self help network breathe gentle-reminder.tumblr.com 1. breathe in for four seconds 2.hold that breath for twO seconds 3. breathe out for four seconds 4. repeat until you are feeling a little calmer Whenever you are panicked or you can't focus, this breathing exercise might be able to help. While breathing, try and place all of the focus you can on the flow of breath from your body -that can be as it comes and goes from your nose or mouth, or as your chest rises and falls; doing so can also help clear your mind. grshn: Breathing exercises are probably one of the most fundamental ways to become calmer when experiencing hard times, and there are a lot of ways to do them. Take deep breaths. It’s okay to not use the times as stated and to instead find breathing times that are comfortable for you, and that help you the most in calming you down. Although the exercise might not solve all problems, it can help you regain a clear mind in order to think of other solutions, making it an essential stepping stone in recovery. Take care of yourself, please. And try your best to reach out when things are difficult. It’s going to be okay. reach out if you need to observational exercise more resources

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Target, Tumblr, and youtube.com: And I really had to learn that lam worth the care refinery29: This Is What It’s Like To Be “Depressed While Black” Gifs: Project UROK

refinery29: This Is What It’s Like To Be “Depressed While Black” Gifs: Project UROK

Bling, Drinking, and Food: zai @awjiminie 11h hoseok in his custom airpods and expensive bling while sitting in his first class seat eating his first class food and drinking his first class water with all his first class leg room COMBINED w his pretty nails, highlighted hair and gorgeous smile... this mf is pretty AND rich Big Hit

Edge, The Edge, and Not: while [not edge) { runl) ) do runl): while (not edqe): Handling the edge cases :/

Handling the edge cases :/

Internet, Being Salty, and Fuck: Waffles Inc Follow @TFWaffleman Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule salty-red-mage They did it while we were sleeping. This makes me hate the internet haha

This makes me hate the internet haha

College, Instagram, and Memes: Olivia Reed @liv_reed17 High school teachers: your college professors won't be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor 3 Instagram 5:15 PM 54% Done Message Details Trail Mix Attack 45 others to me HA Oct 5 at 3:43 PM Dear Students, While grading your notebooks and eating trailmix, a catastrophe occurred and my trailmix ended up all over the floor and your notebooks. There may be particulates of said trailmix left. If any of you has a severe peanut/ treenut allergy, please contact me so I know to thoroughly decontaminate your notebook. Sorry for the inconvenience, P. S. If you feel like it, bring your epipen to class. Reply Memes are the best form of entertainment, hands down. #Memes #Entertainment

Memes are the best form of entertainment, hands down. #Memes #Entertainment

Friday, McDonalds, and Sex: Me trying to have one last rum and coke late Friday night while my wife drags me to bed for sex bianoawaVOS SIFTS &SOUVEN McDonald's Reataurant AW QU S meirl

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Yeah, Time, and Back: When you finally get to use the overengineered API you wrote "just in case" a while back Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. The time wasted on it finally pays off

The time wasted on it finally pays off

Nice, Been, and Stress: When you finally finish a show you've been watching for a while TRANQUILLITY LEVEL OF STRESS 0% nice and comfy

nice and comfy

Gordon Ramsay, Iphone, and Twitter: Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay ES KITCHES Name the day... @LiINasX 1h nope teach me how to make paninis while i'm still london 1:17 PM 7/1/19 Twitter for iPhone Not a crossover I was expecting, but 'll take it .

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Life, Mars, and Adult: Mars @sailormarspimp adult life is truly just thinking "I NEED TO CLEAN" while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

Living, How, and Miss A: one of the most bittersweet feelings has to be when you realize how much you're going to miss a moment while you're still living it

Confidence, Crush, and Meme: Me confessing to my crush with a meme because I have no social confidence My crush Someone probably ade with mematic Sunday 6:15 PM K are you saying you have a crush on me? "just like the simulations" have been sitting on this for a while now

have been sitting on this for a while now

College, Notebook, and School: High school teachers: your college professors won't be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor: 3Instagram 5:15 PM 54% Done Message Details Trail Mix Attack 45 others to me HA Oct 5 at 3:43 PM Dear Students, While grading your notebooks and eating trailmix, a catastrophe occurred and my trailmix ended up all over the floor and your notebooks. There may be particulates of said trailmix left. If any of you has a severe peanut/ treenut allergy, please contact me so I know to thoroughly decontaminate your notebook. Sorry for the inconvenience, P.S. If you feel like it, bring your epipen to class. Reply

Toys, Faith, and Living: Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: Daniyakuza Harrod ^ @danikaharrod dad just said "it's easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but it's more difficult to deter...gents" while laughing through the entire joke 1/22/18, 3:50 PM celticpyro:I JUST GOT THE JOKE

celticpyro:I JUST GOT THE JOKE

College, Dank, and God: toadprince high school teachers: if you don't show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you college professors: Cheetrs trantifa I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us "there's more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing's full of NyQuil. I'm going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class." The class ended up being 17 minutes long. writersarea Your professor was trying to fight God Call me Professor Mad Lad by -_Untitled-_ MORE MEMES

Call me Professor Mad Lad by -_Untitled-_ MORE MEMES

Phone, Mean, and Michael: Michael Tiberi @michaelisbasic If by yoga you mean stretching across my bed to text while my phone is plugged into the wall, then yes I do yoga

Mood, Good, and Day: When you make plans while you're in a good mood but then the day comes and you would actually rather die

Target, Traffic, and Trash: SUPPORT ARTISTS ON TUMBLR + BY REBLOGGING THEIR ARTWORK LIKES ARE SEEN BY... REBLOGS ARE SEEN BY... YOU THE ARTIST THE ARTIST FOLLOWERS TUMBLR.COM/LIKED/BY/USERNAME ...AND ANYONE ...AND ANYONE WHO CAN ACCESS YOUR LIKES VISITING YOUR BLOG LIKES REBLOGS APPRECIATION RECOGNITION ASSURANCE EXPOSURE + WITHOUT EXPOSURE AN ARTIST BECOMES INVISIBLE THE EASIEST WAY TO SUPPORT AN ARTIST ON TUMBLR AND HELP THEM GAIN EXPOSURE IS TO REBLOG THEIR WORK. SUPPORT YOUR FAVOURITE ARTISTS. LIKE+REBLOG THEIR ARTWORK. my-flourish-and-blotts: nocturnenebula‌: EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms. Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may exclusively upload their artwork to tumblr, or don’t have the time to use other sites and prefer tumblr over deviantART due to its simplicity, but the tagging system can make it harder to navigate. Many artists on tumblr tag with high-traffic tags or use their own tags to prevent tag clogging which eventually become lost. That’s why it’s very important to reblog an artist’s work. I’m not trying to push you to ruin your blog’s aesthetic or something, nor am I saying that “you must absolutely reblog your favourite artist’s work or you’re trash”, all I’m saying is if you truly want to support your favourite artist, instead of just liking their posts, try to reblog them once in a while. The more reblogs they receive, the more exposure/notes/followers they may receive, and it’s just one of the easiest ways to show you care about them. *This does not mean to reblog unsourced artwork or works reuploaded to another person’s blog without permission (re:stolen). Nor does this mean to reblog artworks without the artist’s consent, even if this case is slim.

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Smooth, Tumblr, and Holes: When I work too hard and then lie down, even my sleep is sad and all worn out. You want me to name the specific sorrows? They do not matter. You have your own. Most of the people in the world go out to work, day after day, with their voices chained in their throats. I am swimming a narrow, swift river. Upstream, the clouds have already darkened and deep blue holes I cannot see churn up under the smooth flat rocks. The Greeks have a word, paropono, for the complaint without answer, for how the heart labors, while all the time our faces appear calm enough to float through in the moonlight. luthienne:Maggie Anderson, “Heart Labor”

luthienne:Maggie Anderson, “Heart Labor”

Arsenal, Bad, and Chelsea: Klopp is impossible not to like, even for a Manchester United supporter PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS A sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always been the supervillains. Others have been there or thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry) but they are still top. I think the reason is because both teams know how to wind each other up. Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible not to like. It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together. Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is ruining my life! I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end? Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn. With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are as fun to watch as he is. Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog Great. Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him. When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he reacted by letting him live in his house. If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp, Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep staring out of the window, praying for rain. Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Bad, Definitely, and Taken: Astonishing photo taken in the late 70's, showing a man feeding a polar bear and her cubs with milk in the North Russian border. Shooting a bear doesn't make you a bad*ss. Feeding one while her cub hugs your leg definitely does. awesomacious: And that’s a fact!

awesomacious: And that’s a fact!

Life, Michelle Obama, and Obama: Michelle Obama @MichelleObama 27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure. I'd say he's delivered. Here's to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what's next-while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago. Happy anniversary, Barack. Barack and Michelle Obama celebrate 27 years together

Barack and Michelle Obama celebrate 27 years together

Crying, Okay, and Voice: can't... cant stop crying Will you make me tea before escape to draw: (Ot course Its okay to, have needs. exhale *inhale inhaleexhale Will you make more tea? It's gonna be a while (Yes! @pinkalpaca ComieS And it’s okay to voice those needs. <3

And it’s okay to voice those needs.

Meme, Memes, and Tumblr: BEHIND EVERY MEME IS A PERSON WANTING YOU TO SMILE positive-memes: I made this a while back, so enjoy!♡

positive-memes: I made this a while back, so enjoy!♡

Android, Be Like, and Dude: FightinCowboy RewTIN Cefoy @Fightincowboy So lately there's been a lot of fuss over gaming "forcing diversity" and people getting upset that a character is gay, trans, etc. and I want to take a moment and try to explain this to folks that are having trouble understanding the issue, as a straight white dude myself. 3:13 AM 10 Feb 19 from Nashville, TN Twitter for Android 48 Retweets 243 Likes FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy 11h As a straight white dude my whole life has been filled with cool white dudes in gaming and comics. Iron Man, He-Man, Spiderman, Cloud, you get the idea. There's literally a million different choices you could pick from and think "oh I want to be like them, I can ANTIN Cooy relate to them". ti 3 92 FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy 11h And now we're seeing more women, more people of color, more people of varying sexual orientations, and dudes are asking "Why does my character have to be gay?", "I like this character but why do I have to play as a black girl? ANTIN CofoBoy 9 1 ti 3 91 FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy 11h And to be honest, y'all been playing as the "straight white dude for so long you're treating that as the default setting in life. But that's not true. The world isn't made of RNTIN CopOBoY nothing but straight white dudes. There's billions of different people out there. 1 ti 6 112 FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy 11h And you'll say well why does my character have to be gay, it doesn't matter to the gameplay" and you're right, it doesn't, so why the fuck do you care? Playing as a gay character doesn't mean cocks start para- dropping into your room to assault you ANTIN cofeo 3 ti 12 129 FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy 11h But to that 13 yr old kid that's gay and still in the closet, he suddenly has a role model. He has someone he can relate to the same way you looked up to Tony Stark or Mario or whoever. That little black girl who was too shy of gaming has a character she sees herself in AANTIN Cojso 9 1 t 10 150 FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy 11h The point is while it might not impact the gameplay AT ALL, it's not hurting you and it's potentially helping someone else. And if you still disagree with that, then the real problem is just that you're an asshole. AeNTIN Cofeso 21 ti 13 242

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Life, Michelle Obama, and Obama: Michelle Obama | @MichelleObama 27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure. l'd say he's delivered. Here's to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what's next-while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago. Happy anniversary, Barack Sweet

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Life, MeIRL, and Fighting: raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life meirl

meirl

Apparently, Disappointed, and Home: Can you be boiled to rid my home of pests, or do you need to be left out to rot? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses diffuse me like an essential oil biggest-gaudiest-patronuses apparently now I can post things like this and you people don't even flinch. i've desensitized you. you're not even disappointed at this point. I have no way of surpassing the bar I've set thepoisonedguy #i can threaten to crawl into your window and trim your toenails while you're sleeping Thanks, Gaud, that's really helpful, honestly biggest-gaudiest- patron uses see you don't even flinch ifunny.co

Pain, Class, and Public: public class MrMeeseeks { 2 public MrMeeseeks(Task task){ 4 //constructor 5 system.out.print("I'm Mr. Meeseeks"); system.out.print("look at me!"); while (!task.completed){ 10 solve task ); 11 12 if(task.completed){ 13 14 this.StopExisting(); 15 16 } else { 17 MrMeeseeks aux = 18 new MrMeeseeks(task); 19 20 this.getMad (); 21 //Existence is pain!! 22 } 23 24 } 25 } 26 LO ON ос I’m Mr. Meeseeks look at me!

I’m Mr. Meeseeks look at me!

Meme, Smile, and Back: BEHIND EVERY MEME IS A PERSON WANTING YOU TO SMILE I made this a while back, so enjoy!♡

I made this a while back, so enjoy!♡

Being Alone, Facts, and Iphone: nope @LiINasX niggas will watch the joker but won't cry alone in the bathtub on a sunday at 2:37am while listening the same sad song you've been playing since you were 13 because you've been thinking about a lot of shit and that's ok we all have our problems and stuff you know 5:22 PM 10/6/19 Twitter for iPhone 765 Retweets 5,187 Likes ् Love him or hate him he’s spitting facts

Love him or hate him he’s spitting facts

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