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Cheese, Fridge, and Open: What the bag of shredded cheese sees when I open the fridge at 3 AM Ive dreamt of you, Ive craved you

Ive dreamt of you, Ive craved you

Fall, Net, and Dream: "I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared. And when I dream, I'll dream of you Because it's about you, it's always about you." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Best Friend, Hungry, and Life: "When I was little, I thought love was about red roses and expensive dinners.. Truth is, love is giving her half your fries when she said she wasn't hungry. It's waking up at 4am to her snoring and refraining from shoving her off the bed. It's talking in accents just for shits, and trying to embarrass one another in public. It's going on adventures, and making fun of each other. It's stupid fights and memorable make ups. Love isn't pretty and romantic.. Love is just stumbling through life with your best friend."

Okay, Hug, and Look: Sometimes, when I say "Tm okay", I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight and say, "I know you're not".

Work, Inside, and Show: when I show up for work and the building is still standing *dies inside*

*dies inside*

Bad, The Voice, and Tumblr: Rumors Dar-ma it-burns-when-i-pee: garrus-vakkarian: if someone ever tells you that the voice acting/dialogue in Oblivion is bad, show them this video 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good mutton go౦ԁ mUtton👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good mutton

it-burns-when-i-pee: garrus-vakkarian: if someone ever tells you that the voice acting/dialogue in Oblivion is bad, show them this video ...

Children, Crime, and Fire: David M. Perry Followv Lollardfish If someone orders you to fire tear gas at children you should resign. You should be willing to be discharged. You should be willing to go to jail. 5:51 PM-25 Nov 2018 5,688 Retweets 26,766 Likes CEG.@ ! ○○ grrlgeek72: doctorpsycho1960: I read the Uniform Code of Military Justice when I was in the Navy. It not only allows service members to refuse an unlawful order – it requires us to. Obeying an unlawful order is a crime under UCMJ, and no, “I was only following orders” is no defense. We already settled that, at Nuremburg…. “I was only following orders!” isn’t a defense, it’s an INDICTMENT.

grrlgeek72: doctorpsycho1960: I read the Uniform Code of Military Justice when I was in the Navy. It not only allows service members to r...

Too Much, Camera, and Okay: Greed @stluis_htx "I couldn't breathe when I slept sol installed a camera" : 19: 17 Ph:05 50 82-10-81 0 adrienne @MOrticiaMunster If this is how I die, l'll be totally okay with it When your cat loves you too much

When your cat loves you too much

Bad, Funny, and Pussy: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 11:49 AM What does a dick and a rubik's cube have in common? Thursday 1:45 AM They're both my uncle's toys I played with when I was little? All I can do for that answer is clap haha Mine is no where near that funny What's the difference between a cat and a pussy? Nothing? They're both things I haven't shaved since 2003 I like the answer. Wouldn't stop me though L It’s my civic duty to take dudes’ pick up lines from bad to much worse

It’s my civic duty to take dudes’ pick up lines from bad to much worse

Time, Thought, and You: THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I THOUGHT ID KNOW YoU FOREVES

Blackpeopletwitter, Head, and Saw: You gotta cancel the whole trip. Lord Demetrius of House Stark10h so i was about to put my luggage in the car to head to the airport and when i looked up... this is what i saw Hold up. I cant go anymore (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Hold up. I cant go anymore (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dude, Love, and Pizza: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza

Bad, Confused, and Family: bloodytales Teach boys about periods My mother also talked about periods to my brothers. When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother's friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer (1 was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half) T iterally laid down on my parents' air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in. My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just "a little girl." So my brother's friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me. My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother's friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good. When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate. Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of "being on her period" if the woman is in an argument. Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM

Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM

John Lennon, How, and Can: How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing? John Lennon

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me trying to stay sleepy when I go to the bathroom at 4 a.m. meirl by ChanBun18 MORE MEMES

meirl by ChanBun18 MORE MEMES

MeIRL, Stay, and A&m: Me trying to stay sleepy when I go to the bathroom at 4 a.m. meirl

meirl

Lego, Indiana, and Indiana Jones: When LEGO announces The Skywalker Saga When I realize it probably won't have Indiana Jones as playable character a My first post here, go easy

My first post here, go easy

Life, School, and Quite: "I feel like I'm always running to catch a train, but I never quite make it." - My friend, when I asked her on how she felt about school, life, responsibilities, colleges, etc. (via aboveaspirations)

Love, Memes, and Mean: When I shut my mouth and turn away, it doesn't mean you've won. It simply means your not worth anymore of my time. I Love Myself Do You?

Crime, Dank, and Funny: WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE CHEWING FUNNY DIE This is a crime

This is a crime

Love, Witn, and How: 11/12/14 don remember falling in love. witn you 1 jwst remember holding your hand ealizing how much it was going to rt when I would haure to iet'it go.

Sorry, How To, and Lingerie: jake @squidslippers when i was 12i read lingerie like it's spelled and everyone started laughing and they were like "haha LINGERIE? it's lauwnzhoureigh" and i was like ?? how am i the idiot in this situation? sorry i actually know how to read. sorry i don't just make up sounds when i see letters.

Smile, Looking, and You: I (ove it when I catch you looking at me, then you Smile and look away

Crying, Not Crying, and Target: Olivia A. Cole Follow @RantingOwl She came up behind me in the store whispering "who who who" and when I turned around this is what I found 9:13 AM 7 Jun 2019 2,891 Retweets 20,967 Likes gahdamnpunk: I’m not crying you are crying

gahdamnpunk: I’m not crying you are crying

Instagram, Run, and Tumblr: 4:46PM V.96%L all Verizon LTE Douglas 22 Sometimes, whenever l eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&M's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other M&M, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&M's, and when I have a final champion I send a letter to M&M's brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: Use for breeding purposes. Recent Instagram Photos tinderfinds: Alrighty Thennnnnn

tinderfinds: Alrighty Thennnnnn

Dad, Iphone, and Life: @KLFC92 My little boy is in the process of being tested for Autism, he's 3 and rarely speaks a word that's understandable anyway, but he always says "love you dad" when I put him to bed, that will do me for the rest of my life, those words mean the most out of any 2:02 PM 2/23/19 Twitter for iPhone 5,042 Retweets 103K Likes Too wholesome :)

Too wholesome :)

Disney, Disney World, and Girl: Alexander DeLeon @bohnes my girl had a hard week so i kidnapped her and flew her to disney world. Derrick @freeayo When I have a hard week I just get another hard week When will it stop?!

When will it stop?!

Dank, Disney, and Disney World: Alexander DeLeon @bohnes my girl had a hard week so i kidnapped her and flew her to disney world. Derrick @freeayo When I have a hard week I just get another hard week When will it stop?! by SvenGz MORE MEMES

When will it stop?! by SvenGz MORE MEMES

Money, Lost, and My Pillow: Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real. SCIENCE 100 2d When I was a kid, I bought rape alarms you put on your keychain that when you pull it makes a really loud noise. Taped it to the bottom of my pillow, and attached the bag with my tooth in it. Caught my mom in the act. one of those 28 Reply 2d Sucks that she got away with raping you all those other times 35 DESTRUCTION 100 Fixed

Fixed

Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada big Spongebob plushie that Jeasth laved to was obsessed with Spongebob... Spongebob tooth brush paste! Ceadouod Pis! Sponge bob Bday Party! 0ριροφ ρυν could However, whe never AME-AVEmy undying CAPTAIN! love fo Sponge bob YoU READY KIDSP was not shared with my Mother... Ias ked her to comment and she stated: tgrates my 5ου His tormenting laugh haunts my dreams to this day "One day I came home from School and my s ponge bob plosh was missing from my bed./ \SPO0ONGEBOB! Searched everywhere but he was nowhere to be found... never Saw him ALWE! again... Years later,mother asked me to bring down my pillow covers So she could wash them ZI||I Spongebob wasn't misst na... He was murdered She amputate his limbs and nose and turned him into a pillow. Ga Istill cant believe yoo di that. lwas overcome with rage someoneintheshadow456: dysphoric-varian: dysphoric-rohan: dasha-henshins: outofpocket-prince: dysphoric-rohan: such-justice-wow: roselph: a murder mystery Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child. Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. Don’t excuse abuse with “they’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point. Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become “normal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said “of course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was “be considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that.

$Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada big Spongebob plushie that Jeasth laved to was obsessed with Spongebob... Spongebob tooth brush paste! Ceadouod Pis! Sponge bob Bday Party! 0ριροφ ρυν could However, whe never AME-AVEmy undying CAPTAIN! love fo Sponge bob YoU READY KIDSP was not shared with my Mother... Ias ked her to comment and she stated: tgrates my 5ου His tormenting laugh haunts my dreams to this day "One day I came home from School and my s ponge bob plosh was missing from my bed./ \SPO0ONGEBOB! Searched everywhere but he was nowhere to be found... never Saw him ALWE! again... Years later,mother asked me to bring down my pillow covers So she could wash them ZI||I Spongebob wasn't misst na... He was murdered She amputate his limbs and nose and turned him into a pillow. Ga Istill cant believe yoo di that. lwas overcome with rage someoneintheshadow456: dysphoric-varian: dysphoric-rohan: dasha-henshins: outofpocket-prince: dysphoric-rohan: such-justice-wow: roselph: a murder mystery Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child. Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. Don’t excuse abuse with “they’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point. Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become “normal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said “of course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was “be considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that.$