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![Life, Target, and Tumblr: thenatsdorf:
Cat springs to life when he hears his favorite toy. [source]](https://pics.loveforquotes.com/thenatsdorf-cat-springs-to-life-when-he-hears-his-favorite-66471869.png)
![Soldiers, True, and Tumblr: PATHE
kropotkindersurprise:
moltherion:
kropotkindersurprise:
olaeinaiflou:
kropotkindersurprise:
1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Good luck to you, Snowball!Β [video]
I prefer the version that the cat tries to stop him from shouting another human being.
Well, luckily that version isnβt true, and the Nazis were defeated by shooting lots of them. Good job, Snowball!
Trench warfare, a Madsen MG, and the late revision kettle helmet point to the actually time frame of this being mid to late World War 1, British Soldiers, on the western front of the war. Probably engaged in a stalemate with German forces at Verdun, The Battle of the Somme ,or The Third Ypres Campaign.
A good attempt at sounding smart, dear porn blog, but I think you didnβt notice thereβs a video link attached showing when and where it is.](https://pics.loveforquotes.com/pathe-kropotkindersurprise-moltherion-kropotkindersurprise-olaeinaiflou-kropotkindersurprise-1944-snowball-the-66428027.png)
![Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:
truestoriesaboutme:
dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
βI know this is horrible,β del Toro continues. βYou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didnβt want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didnβt consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, βMountain of the Four,β on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, βLetβs go to the highway.β We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, βHonk and flash the lights.β And we started honking.β
The UFO, says del Toro, βWent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second β and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichΓ©d, with lights [blinking]. Itβs so sad: I wish I could reveal theyβre not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.β
(x)
the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
βthere is intelligent life out there but itβs really fuckin tackyβ
The real reason we havenβt made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and donβt want to come back until we apologise](https://pics.loveforquotes.com/guillermo-del-toro-says-he-saw-a-real-ufo-and-66390300.png)
