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That: That’s when you know 2020 is hitting hard
That: That’s when you know 2020 is hitting hard

That’s when you know 2020 is hitting hard

That: Oh shit that’s deep by TTVChickens65443 MORE MEMES
That: Oh shit that’s deep by TTVChickens65443
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Oh shit that’s deep by TTVChickens65443 MORE MEMES

That: Why would you do that?
That: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

That: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
That: im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people c...

That: It do be like that tho
That: It do be like that tho

It do be like that tho

That: I second that.
That: I second that.

I second that.

That: Let that meme die alredy
That: Let that meme die alredy

Let that meme die alredy

That: guardianofreaks: that-twink-over-there: homoslovenc: unicorngladin: OH MY GODXDSERFRVEVWSC 😫😫😫
That: guardianofreaks:

that-twink-over-there:

homoslovenc:


unicorngladin:





OH MY GODXDSERFRVEVWSC 😫😫😫

guardianofreaks: that-twink-over-there: homoslovenc: unicorngladin: OH MY GODXDSERFRVEVWSC 😫😫😫

That: What man can thank to that
That: What man can thank to that

What man can thank to that

That: That stack overflow code
That: That stack overflow code

That stack overflow code

That: I’m buying that squirrel a birthday hat..
That: I’m buying that squirrel a birthday hat..

I’m buying that squirrel a birthday hat..

That: that green circle makes me feel appreciated 💞
That: that green circle makes me feel appreciated 💞

that green circle makes me feel appreciated 💞

That: That’s tough
That: That’s tough

That’s tough

That: That’s tough by DAproGAMER32123 MORE MEMES
That: That’s tough by DAproGAMER32123
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That’s tough by DAproGAMER32123 MORE MEMES

That: It do be like that sometimes
That: It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

That: That did not age well
That: That did not age well

That did not age well

That: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
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listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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That: Car no do that
That: Car no do that

Car no do that

That: hopefully one day that will change :)
That: hopefully one day that will change :)

hopefully one day that will change :)

That: twitblr: That’s a lot of madness in 7 episodes!(possible repost)
That: twitblr:

That’s a lot of madness in 7 episodes!(possible repost)

twitblr: That’s a lot of madness in 7 episodes!(possible repost)

That: animalrates:This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that’s just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10
That: animalrates:This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that’s just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10

animalrates:This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that’s just more time to perfect his routin...

That: It really be like that
That: It really be like that

It really be like that

That: The most useful venn that’s ever been
That: The most useful venn that’s ever been

The most useful venn that’s ever been

That: “You weren’t supposed to say that”
That: “You weren’t supposed to say that”

“You weren’t supposed to say that”

That: I wonder if the woman stood up after that
That: I wonder if the woman stood up after that

I wonder if the woman stood up after that

That: That little shit! by ByShaggysBeard MORE MEMES
That: That little shit! by ByShaggysBeard
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That little shit! by ByShaggysBeard MORE MEMES

That: That little shit!
That: That little shit!

That little shit!

That: It do be like that
That: It do be like that

It do be like that

That: Its not that funny
That: Its not that funny

Its not that funny

That: Attention anyone who ever said that chivalry is dead
That: Attention anyone who ever said that chivalry is dead

Attention anyone who ever said that chivalry is dead

That: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
That: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...

That: Ain’t none of y’all working out shit with that form
That: Ain’t none of y’all working out shit with that form

Ain’t none of y’all working out shit with that form

That: I know how I’m spending that money
That: I know how I’m spending that money

I know how I’m spending that money

That: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
That: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

That: edwardspoonhands: great-tweets: This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving. This is better than anything I’ve ever made.
That: edwardspoonhands:

great-tweets:

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

edwardspoonhands: great-tweets: This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving. This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

That: taak0tuesdays: jturn: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm that little booty hole
That: taak0tuesdays:

jturn:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

that little booty hole

taak0tuesdays: jturn: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm that little booty hole

That: So keeping that computer was a good idea
That: So keeping that computer was a good idea

So keeping that computer was a good idea

That: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
That: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

That: That hit me harder then this pandemic
That: That hit me harder then this pandemic

That hit me harder then this pandemic

That: I mean, that’s a cool plan too Alexandra.
That: I mean, that’s a cool plan too Alexandra.

I mean, that’s a cool plan too Alexandra.

That: Hate it when that happens
That: Hate it when that happens

Hate it when that happens

That: Ain’t that the truth..
That: Ain’t that the truth..

Ain’t that the truth..

That: That’s a good wisdom by capybara4ever MORE MEMES
That: That’s a good wisdom by capybara4ever
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That’s a good wisdom by capybara4ever MORE MEMES

That: Flex tape cant fix that by lightningshit MORE MEMES
That: Flex tape cant fix that by lightningshit
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