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sometimes: It be like that sometimes
sometimes: It be like that sometimes

It be like that sometimes

sometimes: damianimated: Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.
sometimes: damianimated:
Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

damianimated: Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

sometimes: jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bunjywunjy: rjzimmerman: From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA: Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy Plot-essential NPC. I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most. “Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day” the coyote on the highway like I feel slightly bad for laughing so much… But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed; The roadrunner got away this time Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all. Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay
sometimes: jayofolympus:
valsore:


silver-millennial:

mandalorianreynolds:


icantwritegood:

3hunnitcreditscore:

chantosakura:

cliomancer:

bunjywunjy:

rjzimmerman:

From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA:
Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox

FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy

Plot-essential NPC.


I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most.



“Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day”

the coyote on the highway like



I feel slightly bad for laughing so much…
But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed;



The roadrunner got away this time

Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all.



Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay

jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bun...

sometimes: Sometimes there is no difference
sometimes: Sometimes there is no difference

Sometimes there is no difference

sometimes: jonerstrokes: arctic-hands: gokuma: becausebirds: Man saves House Finch frozen to rail. That poor bird had to be terrified It tweeted thank you Sometimes I love humans
sometimes: jonerstrokes:
arctic-hands:

gokuma:

becausebirds:
Man saves House Finch frozen to rail.
That poor bird had to be terrified

It tweeted thank you

Sometimes I love humans

jonerstrokes: arctic-hands: gokuma: becausebirds: Man saves House Finch frozen to rail. That poor bird had to be terrified It tweeted...

sometimes: Sometimes my genius its almost frightening
sometimes: Sometimes my genius its almost frightening

Sometimes my genius its almost frightening

sometimes: epicdndmemes: It do be like that sometimes.
sometimes: epicdndmemes:

It do be like that sometimes.

epicdndmemes: It do be like that sometimes.

sometimes: “Get off your phone” - a person who’s also on their phone sometimes
sometimes: “Get off your phone” - a person who’s also on their phone sometimes

“Get off your phone” - a person who’s also on their phone sometimes

sometimes: I’m smooth sometimes, this was not one of them
sometimes: I’m smooth sometimes, this was not one of them

I’m smooth sometimes, this was not one of them

sometimes: epicdndmemes: It do be like that sometimes.
sometimes: epicdndmemes:

It do be like that sometimes.

epicdndmemes: It do be like that sometimes.

sometimes: Sometimes it feels “separate but equal” due to social classes.
sometimes: Sometimes it feels “separate but equal” due to social classes.

Sometimes it feels “separate but equal” due to social classes.

sometimes: Sometimes you gotta be their daddy
sometimes: Sometimes you gotta be their daddy

Sometimes you gotta be their daddy

sometimes: It do be like that sometimes
sometimes: It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

sometimes: enderman: enderman: NEW ORE?!?!? NO WAY AND IT’S BETTER THAN DIAMOND?!!?!??! Alright, I’ve had the chance to play around in the nether for a while and I’ve learned more about how this stuff works… So, while netherite is better than diamonds, it is prohibitively rarer than obtaining diamonds is. The way you get netherrite is by finding these “ancient debris” blocks that generate below ~25 on the y level, (I found they’re most common around y levels 10-16 or so, the lowest I saw them generate was y:7). They look like this: They generate in ore veins of 1-3, I find that the veins of 3 are quite rare though. I also never saw them visible from the surface, but maybe it can happen sometimes. More often than not it looks like you’ll have to use stripmines just to find them, though. Once you find a vein of the stuff, I hope you brought a diamond pick, though- they can only be mined using diamond. I tried iron and gold, it’s ridiculously slow with those and they don’t drop, you need a diamond pick. Once you mine it, you get just the ore form of it, like mining iron or gold ore (so, it’s not affected by the fortune enchant). You can smelt it in a furnace or blast furnace to get “netherite scrap”, which is then used to make the ingots. You need gold ingots as well to combine with the scraps, like so: Once you’ve crafted up a netherite ingot, the way you use it in crafting recipes isn’t quite what you might expect. Instead of using the ingots directly, you craft tools and armor from them like this: Yup. You need to combine diamond tools and armor with the ingot to get the netherite stuff. At the very least, it means you don’t need a ridiculous amount of netherite just to be able to make anything, but you will need a lot more diamonds. Also, before you ask, no you don’t keep the enchantments from the diamond armor if you use enchanted diamond while crafting- all the enchantments are lost when making netherite. That’s ok though, because as the changelog post said, netherite is more enchantable than diamond gear is. Netherite armor looks like this: I think it looks pretty Sexy tbh In addition, netherite items have a rather unique property… They don’t burn in lava btw, here’s what it looks like enchanted: All in all. I am in love with this new ore thank you so much mojang we are truly blessed
sometimes: enderman:

enderman:

NEW ORE?!?!? NO WAY
AND IT’S BETTER THAN DIAMOND?!!?!??!

Alright, I’ve had the chance to play around in the nether for a while and I’ve learned more about how this stuff works…
So, while netherite is better than diamonds, it is prohibitively rarer than obtaining diamonds is. The way you get netherrite is by finding these “ancient debris” blocks that generate below ~25 on the y level, (I found they’re most common around y levels 10-16 or so, the lowest I saw them generate was y:7). They look like this:
They generate in ore veins of 1-3, I find that the veins of 3 are quite rare though. I also never saw them visible from the surface, but maybe it can happen sometimes. More often than not it looks like you’ll have to use stripmines just to find them, though.
Once you find a vein of the stuff, I hope you brought a diamond pick, though- they can only be mined using diamond. I tried iron and gold, it’s ridiculously slow with those and they don’t drop, you need a diamond pick.
Once you mine it, you get just the ore form of it, like mining iron or gold ore (so, it’s not affected by the fortune enchant). You can smelt it in a furnace or blast furnace to get “netherite scrap”, which is then used to make the ingots. You need gold ingots as well to combine with the scraps, like so:
Once you’ve crafted up a netherite ingot, the way you use it in crafting recipes isn’t quite what you might expect. Instead of using the ingots directly, you craft tools and armor from them like this:
Yup. You need to combine diamond tools and armor with the ingot to get the netherite stuff.
At the very least, it means you don’t need a ridiculous amount of netherite just to be able to make anything, but you will need a lot more diamonds. Also, before you ask, no you don’t keep the enchantments from the diamond armor if you use enchanted diamond while crafting- all the enchantments are lost when making netherite. That’s ok though, because as the changelog post said, netherite is more enchantable than diamond gear is.
Netherite armor looks like this:
I think it looks pretty Sexy tbh
In addition, netherite items have a rather unique property… They don’t burn in lava
btw, here’s what it looks like enchanted:
All in all. I am in love with this new ore thank you so much mojang we are truly blessed

enderman: enderman: NEW ORE?!?!? NO WAY AND IT’S BETTER THAN DIAMOND?!!?!??! Alright, I’ve had the chance to play around in the nether...

sometimes: Mama knows best (sometimes) (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
sometimes: Mama knows best (sometimes) (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Mama knows best (sometimes) (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

sometimes: Mama knows best (sometimes) by DanielGrubb MORE MEMES
sometimes: Mama knows best (sometimes) by DanielGrubb
MORE MEMES

Mama knows best (sometimes) by DanielGrubb MORE MEMES

sometimes: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
sometimes: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS...

sometimes: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
sometimes: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS...

sometimes: It do be like that sometimes
sometimes: It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

sometimes: It be like that sometimes
sometimes: It be like that sometimes

It be like that sometimes

sometimes: It’s a battle sometimes
sometimes: It’s a battle sometimes

It’s a battle sometimes

sometimes: Sometimes it works, sometimes not
sometimes: Sometimes it works, sometimes not

Sometimes it works, sometimes not

sometimes: Sometimes my intellect is frightening
sometimes: Sometimes my intellect is frightening

Sometimes my intellect is frightening

sometimes: It do be like that sometimes
sometimes: It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

sometimes: Sometimes this app pays off.
sometimes: Sometimes this app pays off.

Sometimes this app pays off.

sometimes: Sometimes r/depression_memes are wholesome too <3
sometimes: Sometimes r/depression_memes are wholesome too <3

Sometimes r/depression_memes are wholesome too <3

sometimes: It do be like that sometimes
sometimes: It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

sometimes: It’s hard to believe sometimes
sometimes: It’s hard to believe sometimes

It’s hard to believe sometimes

sometimes: I know stack overflow comments gets a lot of hate here, but sometimes you find these over the top comments that just explain everything that you had trouble with.
sometimes: I know stack overflow comments gets a lot of hate here, but sometimes you find these over the top comments that just explain everything that you had trouble with.

I know stack overflow comments gets a lot of hate here, but sometimes you find these over the top comments that just explain everything t...

sometimes: Sometimes even before max level by ThunderingSacks MORE MEMES
sometimes: Sometimes even before max level by ThunderingSacks
MORE MEMES

Sometimes even before max level by ThunderingSacks MORE MEMES

sometimes: Sometimes people’s genius is…. its almost frightening
sometimes: Sometimes people’s genius is…. its almost frightening

Sometimes people’s genius is…. its almost frightening

sometimes: chrispalmermusic: When sometimes, you’ve got to get your whole body involved
sometimes: chrispalmermusic:

When sometimes, you’ve got to get your whole body involved

chrispalmermusic: When sometimes, you’ve got to get your whole body involved

sometimes: Ah yes , sometimes
sometimes: Ah yes , sometimes

Ah yes , sometimes

sometimes: Bro she can such a bitch sometimes
sometimes: Bro she can such a bitch sometimes

Bro she can such a bitch sometimes

sometimes: I wonder sometimes
sometimes: I wonder sometimes

I wonder sometimes

sometimes: WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift into any form you choose but People will always know it's you endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends. 
sometimes: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift into
 any form you choose
 but
 People will always know
 it's you
endyranartz:

brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

This would be fun when around friends. 

endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-ch...