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someone: dontforgettospeak: wickedwonderlandd: trinikelly1984: morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake. Sharing for all the safety items!! This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.
someone: dontforgettospeak:

wickedwonderlandd:

trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.



Sharing for all the safety items!! 



This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life

I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.

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someone: If someone like this exists, they should have a statue made for them
someone: If someone like this exists, they should have a statue made for them

If someone like this exists, they should have a statue made for them

someone: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
someone: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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someone: Someone made Patches in honor of COVID.
someone: Someone made Patches in honor of COVID.

Someone made Patches in honor of COVID.

someone: I hope you all can find someone who loves you the way you are
someone: I hope you all can find someone who loves you the way you are

I hope you all can find someone who loves you the way you are

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someone: ask-art-student-prussia:

bubblyernie:
someone asked about a horse-rider austria from my au and yknow what.. ……i had to go all out and actually draw it. 
art tag // commission info

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someone: It’s 4:49 AM please someone help me
someone: It’s 4:49 AM please someone help me

It’s 4:49 AM please someone help me

someone: Someone in my town has a sense of humor
someone: Someone in my town has a sense of humor

Someone in my town has a sense of humor

someone: Someone at work has a good sense of humor lol.
someone: Someone at work has a good sense of humor lol.

Someone at work has a good sense of humor lol.

someone: portentous-offerings: pg-chan: serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch. Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.  i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!  Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own.  Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing. “Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead
someone: portentous-offerings:

pg-chan:

serialreblogger:

jaubaius:
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. 
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! 

Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own. 



Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.
“Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead

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someone: Finally, someone who shares my optimism.
someone: Finally, someone who shares my optimism.

Finally, someone who shares my optimism.

someone: Joe Biden deciding if someone’s black or not. (2008 colorized)
someone: Joe Biden deciding if someone’s black or not. (2008 colorized)

Joe Biden deciding if someone’s black or not. (2008 colorized)

someone: Someone always after jews
someone: Someone always after jews

Someone always after jews

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someone: logicloup:
infamy-and-plunder:

goopy-amethyst:

neopetcemetery:
someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

Scientist should say something else


This guy needs a raise

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someone: logicloup: infamy-and-plunder: goopy-amethyst: neopetcemetery: someone has waited their entire career to use this headline Scientist should say something else This guy needs a raise
someone: logicloup:
infamy-and-plunder:

goopy-amethyst:

neopetcemetery:
someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

Scientist should say something else


This guy needs a raise

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someone: Doing something thoughtful for someone = priceless
someone: Doing something thoughtful for someone = priceless

Doing something thoughtful for someone = priceless

someone: Someone send this little fella to DGT (Doggos Got Talent) (Source)
someone: Someone send this little fella to DGT (Doggos Got Talent) (Source)

Someone send this little fella to DGT (Doggos Got Talent) (Source)

someone: awesomacious: Thought someone might want to hear this
someone: awesomacious:

Thought someone might want to hear this

awesomacious: Thought someone might want to hear this

someone: There’s no need for someone to push him now
someone: There’s no need for someone to push him now

There’s no need for someone to push him now

someone: pavel-burrrreeeeee: sassysaidie: someone caption this Winged eyeliner
someone: pavel-burrrreeeeee:
sassysaidie:

someone caption this

Winged eyeliner

pavel-burrrreeeeee: sassysaidie: someone caption this Winged eyeliner

someone: Now someone should make a channel for kids without a mom
someone: Now someone should make a channel for kids without a mom

Now someone should make a channel for kids without a mom

someone: Someone must have moved it
someone: Someone must have moved it

Someone must have moved it

someone: I. FRICKEN. KNEW. IT. (Tag someone *including yourself* who talks like this)
someone: I. FRICKEN. KNEW. IT. (Tag someone *including yourself* who talks like this)

I. FRICKEN. KNEW. IT. (Tag someone *including yourself* who talks like this)

someone: Someone said he needs hydroxycut
someone: Someone said he needs hydroxycut

Someone said he needs hydroxycut

someone: Liberty or Death is your own, not someone else’s
someone: Liberty or Death is your own, not someone else’s

Liberty or Death is your own, not someone else’s

someone: Redditor helps someone sleeping in car rent a home
someone: Redditor helps someone sleeping in car rent a home

Redditor helps someone sleeping in car rent a home

someone: A small message to someone who might need it :)
someone: A small message to someone who might need it :)

A small message to someone who might need it :)

someone: A small message to someone who might need it :)
someone: A small message to someone who might need it :)

A small message to someone who might need it :)

someone: Someone call an ambulance
someone: Someone call an ambulance

Someone call an ambulance

someone: Finally, someone said it. via: seanlowe09
someone: Finally, someone said it. via: seanlowe09

Finally, someone said it. via: seanlowe09

someone: Someone help me
someone: Someone help me

Someone help me

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someone: When someone tells me that working out at home is the same as training at the gym.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

When someone tells me that working out at home is the same as training at the gym. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #mo...

someone: Someone has to say it
someone: Someone has to say it

Someone has to say it

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someone: chibird:

Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud.

Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webto...

someone: acnl-mayor-liz:I’m SURE someone has made this already but here’s my contribution
someone: acnl-mayor-liz:I’m SURE someone has made this already but here’s my contribution

acnl-mayor-liz:I’m SURE someone has made this already but here’s my contribution

someone: Someone had to say it
someone: Someone had to say it

Someone had to say it

someone: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.
someone: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

someone: Someone will always accept you, no matter what others think :)
someone: Someone will always accept you, no matter what others think :)

Someone will always accept you, no matter what others think :)

someone: I’m seriously thinking of hiring someone to configure my s**t
someone: I’m seriously thinking of hiring someone to configure my s**t

I’m seriously thinking of hiring someone to configure my s**t

someone: I can’t wait to find that special someone who’ll make me happy forever
someone: I can’t wait to find that special someone who’ll make me happy forever

I can’t wait to find that special someone who’ll make me happy forever