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    Phone: My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹
                
            

            
            
My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹
                
            

            
            
My rapscallion of a cat tried hacking into my phone; you literally can’t trust ANYBODY these days! 😼😹

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: “Get off your phone” - a person who’s also on their phone sometimes
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: “Get off your phone” - a person who’s also on their phone sometimes
                
            

            
            
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    Phone: Or using your phone
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: Phone cleaning dump
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: Dumping out my phone’s bowels #2
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: Dumping out my phone’s bowels #2
                
            

            
            
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    Phone: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
                
            

            
            
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    Phone: When your laptop runs out of battery so you grab your phone and commit straight to master on github’s web editor
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: When your laptop runs out of battery so you grab your phone and commit straight to master on github’s web editor
                
                

                
            

            
            
When your laptop runs out of battery so you grab your phone and commit straight to master on github’s web editor

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: melikefunnny-blog:Get it here
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: melikefunnny-blog:nano gel tape for phone
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.
                
            

            
            
I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: Phone clearing dump! **all def not created by me**
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: Phone clearing dump! **all def not created by me**
                
            

            
            
Phone clearing dump! **all def not created by me**

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: we’ll keep you alive. But not ur phone
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: we’ll keep you alive. But not ur phone
                
            

            
            
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    Phone: rubbesart:
Inuvember Day 2: InuYasha!!

this is my wallpaper for my phone pfff 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: rubbesart:
Inuvember Day 2: InuYasha!!

this is my wallpaper for my phone pfff 

                
            

            
            
rubbesart:
Inuvember Day 2: InuYasha!!

this is my wallpaper for my phone pfff 


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: Have A Phone Dump
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: Phone Dump but my app only lets me post 50 images at a time (Part 2)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: Phone Dump but my app only lets me post 50 images at a time (Part 2)
                
            

            
            
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    Phone: Phone Dump #11
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: These phone sizes are getting ridiculous
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: Enjoy this phone clearing dump
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: Gotta give this phone back to Uncle Sam soon
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Gotta give this phone back to Uncle Sam soon

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Phone: When you see a NSFW tag and gotta make sure nobody around you can see your phone
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: Clear Phone in 2020 , here’s a random dump
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Phone: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality
 or
 Preparing for the End
 or
 Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm
 Stuck Dealing With This Mess
ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:
ms-demeanor:


jhinnua:

ms-demeanor:

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as: 
Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and
how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and
Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some
shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. 
It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.
I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)


@ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission.

YES, please share it!
And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally  OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. 


Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. 
But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. 
I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died.
You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK.
I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate.
But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap.
This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. 
This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. 

Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with. 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Phone: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality
 or
 Preparing for the End
 or
 Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm
 Stuck Dealing With This Mess
ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:
ms-demeanor:


jhinnua:

ms-demeanor:

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as: 
Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and
how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and
Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some
shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. 
It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.
I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)


@ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission.

YES, please share it!
And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally  OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. 


Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. 
But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. 
I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died.
You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK.
I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate.
But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap.
This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. 
This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. 

Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with. 
                
            

            
            
ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:
ms-demeanor:


jhinnua:

ms-demeanor:

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of b...