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    parenting: I'm not getting any younger, Mom! #Memes #Parenting #Entertainment
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: I'm not getting any younger, Mom! #Memes #Parenting #Entertainment
                
            

            
            
I'm not getting any younger, Mom! #Memes #Parenting #Entertainment

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting
                
            

            
            
Nothing can stop the Dad Joke, not even coronavirus. #Memes #Dads #DadJokes #Entertainment #Parenting

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliant 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliant 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
                
            

            
            
gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

aja...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Parents, we know this homeschool thing is getting real old. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Parents, we know this homeschool thing is getting real old. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
                
            

            
            
Parents, we know this homeschool thing is getting real old. #Memes #Parenting #Kids

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: feniczoroark:

solaredarisen:

cockyroaches:

firelxdykatara:

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

chrisflemingslegs:

mythosphere:


Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr



An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them. 

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.




Her dad is the person who started Anarchy so..


Also consider that “The Sun” is a newspaper that is famous for blaming disaster on the victims/lying. See: Hillsborough disaster
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: feniczoroark:

solaredarisen:

cockyroaches:

firelxdykatara:

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

chrisflemingslegs:

mythosphere:


Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr



An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them. 

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.




Her dad is the person who started Anarchy so..


Also consider that “The Sun” is a newspaper that is famous for blaming disaster on the victims/lying. See: Hillsborough disaster
                
            

            
            
feniczoroark:

solaredarisen:

cockyroaches:

firelxdykatara:

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

chrisflemingslegs:

mythosphere:


Victor Frankens...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Already a fail in parenting by SSJ4Autism
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                parenting: Already a fail in parenting by SSJ4Autism
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    parenting: Already a fail in parenting
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Already a fail in parenting
                
            

            
            
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    parenting: We all roll our eyes at dad jokes but deep down inside we appreciate them. #DadJokes #Parenting #Dads #Corny #Memes
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: We all roll our eyes at dad jokes but deep down inside we appreciate them. #DadJokes #Parenting #Dads #Corny #Memes
                
            

            
            
We all roll our eyes at dad jokes but deep down inside we appreciate them. #DadJokes #Parenting #Dads #Corny #Memes

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: We hope these memes will get you through this whole "parenting" thing. #Memes #Parenting #Kids #Entertainment
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: We hope these memes will get you through this whole "parenting" thing. #Memes #Parenting #Kids #Entertainment
                
            

            
            
We hope these memes will get you through this whole "parenting" thing. #Memes #Parenting #Kids #Entertainment

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Good parenting
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Good parenting
                
            

            
            
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    parenting: Ohhh, kids. Parents, we salute you. #Kids #Parenting #Snapchat #FunnyPics
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Ohhh, kids. Parents, we salute you. #Kids #Parenting #Snapchat #FunnyPics
                
            

            
            
Ohhh, kids. Parents, we salute you. #Kids #Parenting #Snapchat #FunnyPics

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Parenting...it's certainly not for everyone. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Parenting...it's certainly not for everyone. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
                
            

            
            
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    parenting: These memes about bad parenting are both funny and relatable. #Memes #Parenting #Depressing #Kids #Entertainment
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: These memes about bad parenting are both funny and relatable. #Memes #Parenting #Depressing #Kids #Entertainment
                
            

            
            
These memes about bad parenting are both funny and relatable. #Memes #Parenting #Depressing #Kids #Entertainment

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Don't say you never did this as a kid. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Don't say you never did this as a kid. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
                
            

            
            
Don't say you never did this as a kid. #Memes #Parenting #Kids

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Parents, you really are superheroes. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Parents, you really are superheroes. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
                
            

            
            
Parents, you really are superheroes. #Memes #Parenting #Kids

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Kids can accidentally be kind of genius sometimes. #Kids #Parenting #Entertaining
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Kids can accidentally be kind of genius sometimes. #Kids #Parenting #Entertaining
                
            

            
            
Kids can accidentally be kind of genius sometimes. #Kids #Parenting #Entertaining

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    parenting: Next level parenting
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    parenting: She should win a parenting award
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    parenting: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling
 @SeitanSlut
 Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around
 hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child
 to go unaccompanied.
 Slate
 @Slate 7h
 SLATE
 Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before
 disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And that’s the tea! 
It’s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                parenting: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling
 @SeitanSlut
 Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around
 hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child
 to go unaccompanied.
 Slate
 @Slate 7h
 SLATE
 Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before
 disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And that’s the tea! 
It’s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 

                
            

            
            
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,...