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Crush, Indeed, and Jokes: EXIT Me telling my crush i like her She actually likes me too And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II Hilarious indeed

Hilarious indeed

Dinosaur, Love, and Soccer: There's a kid on my nephews soccer team that thinks he's a dinosaur so he's just out there screeching and biting other kids on the field I love my nephew, but I'm only here to watch VelociRyan Ti-Ryan-osaur

Ti-Ryan-osaur

Best, Happy, and What Is: magyaroxcy What is an uplifting and happy fact? Discussion 54,8k 12,1k Share Award BEST COMMENTS Zafjaf 8h Sunflowers face the sun. When they cannot find the sun, they face each other. 6,2k Reply juju005 2h S 2 Awards Sunflower 1: Where's the sun bro? Sunflower 2: you are my sun bro Sunflower 1: bro... I need you right now, bro.

I need you right now, bro.

Girls, Taco Bell, and Sauce: Me: -kissing my girl's neck while rubbing her thigh and slowly starting to take her panties off- The other people in Taco Bell: Gotta put sauce in that taco

Gotta put sauce in that taco

Beg You, Arms, and Net: Part of me wants to punch you in the pace aun& the other Part wanis 8 cry int8 yoUr Arms and beg you fo come ou ck https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

College, Teacher, and Text: When your college teacher explains why you should use Notepad instead of other text editors Thomas had never seen such bullshit before I study in an engineering college where my teacher forces me to use Notepad instead of other text editors

I study in an engineering college where my teacher forces me to use Notepad instead of other text editors

Confused, Dogs, and Martin: Nancy Martin Satori ruffboijuliaburnsides: mikkeneko: ahighlyfunctioningfangirl: reasonably-annoyed-fog: doggo is not confused or scared btw, this is how dogs prompt each other to play “Come on let’s go play ” the kitten is not scared either, and if it’s confused, moreso by the edge of the sidewalk than by the behavior of the dog that’s a confident kitten slowly following a trusted friend around.

ruffboijuliaburnsides: mikkeneko: ahighlyfunctioningfangirl: reasonably-annoyed-fog: doggo is not confused or scared btw, this is how dogs...

God, Reddit, and Who: nobody: that guy on reddit who reached top: I see no God up here 181k 10 HO & 98 More Other than ME that guy name is sickpupz

that guy name is sickpupz

Teacher, Guess, and Test: Teacher: 1 person have failed the test. Guess who? All my other classmate: All I have is negative thoughts

All I have is negative thoughts

Hello, Saw, and House: When you accidentally drop something and catch it midair with the other hand but no one saw what you just did ONGEBOB Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. meirl

meirl

Hello, Saw, and House: When you accidentally drop something and catch it midair with the other hand but no one saw what you just did ONGEBOB Hello. You've reached the house unrecognized talent of Oh come on

Oh come on

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Old, Coal, and Fiddle: COAL DEST ON THE FIDDLE And other old-timey names for STDS OLKIORE Edited by T am PC

College, Logic, and Goat: Curry Goat Connoisseur @KastroDaOne College Logic: A stranger in the library asking you, another stranger in the library to watch their stuff and protect it from other strangers in the library >

Memes, 🤖, and Looking: Just 2 cuties looking at each other https://t.co/G2TkkjVlR6

https://t.co/G2TkkjVlR6

Games, Good, and Kids: Hate me all you want but I'm good for one thing Annoying kids Fortnite Other online games 114 SRGRAFO AWAVA Everything has a use.

Everything has a use.

How, Witch, and Venice: venice witch @horchataqween the other day i politely returned the question "how are you doing?" at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied "oh, you know, same soup just reheated" and i can't stop thin king about that ifunny.co

Look, Yours, and See: it's hard to look at other faces when i only want to see yours

Friends, Antisocial, and Silence: When you introduce your antisocial friends to each other Something's wrong... They're communicating. Silence intensifies

Silence intensifies

Advice, Anna, and Dad: You're the mother, he's That's not what l've been told but... the father. He has as much right to take that child as you do. ns Well, if you've gotten different advice, you Okay. were mistaken. ..including judges and probation officers, who still don't get that message... In this country, fathers are not second-class citizens. I know there are a lot of people out there... ...but fathers are not Not always. Sometimes second-class citizens. it's 50-50 but it's a Sometimes they're actually better parents. case-by-case basis. But anybody that says.it's not yours. It's both to me 'he can't take my of yours. You made her daughter with him... together. gaylibertariansc: queer-anna: matriarchyforeveryone: michaelam1978: I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child. The mother carried that girl nine months in her stomach and then pushed her out of her body. No, the father does NOT have even remotely the same rights to the child as the mother! My mother carried me for nine months in her stomach and then pushed me out of her body. My mother also got drunk and refused to feed me or my three siblings and forced my oldest brother to cook for us while she was passed-out drunk on the couch. My father has fought for us for as long as I can remember, while my mother was busy getting drinking straight-vodka and brainwashing us to think my father was the evil one. I nearly starved at age 6 because my mother was too drunk to cook half of the time. I had to dress my 4 year old sister for school, at age six. I had to walk in heavy snow at age 6 with my 4 year old sister to a bus stop to ride to school. My father has fought a long, long time to get custody of us. He deeply loves us. My mother has never, ever done anything like that. She has never nursed me when I had the flu, or kissed me goodnight, or told me she loved me. She has never taught me how to tie my shoes, or how to brush my hair, or how to take care of myself. Yes, my mother carried me, and three other kids, to term and successfully gave birth, but only has my father put 100% of his life into something that should require two people to do. Still a good one

gaylibertariansc: queer-anna: matriarchyforeveryone: michaelam1978: I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed ...

Medicare, Medicine, and Private: Poster in chief @lnternetHippo Medicare For All? No thanks, I don't want to pay for other people's health care. I like private insurance, where I pay for other people's health care AND for the salaries of bloodsucking middlemen whose entire purpose is telling me No when I need medicine Destroyed that argument

Destroyed that argument

Being Alone, Android, and Apparently: Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh Iwent on a date to the botanical gardens yesterday and apparently lesbians all think alike because there were so many other gay girls on dates. At one point there were 4 lesbian couples just in the orchid room alone. 7:53 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android 435 Retweets 5,971 Likes Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy vuh 7h honorary mention to the one gay guy who shouted "oh my god I love succulents" when he walked in the cactus room with his date gay-irl: Gay_IRL

gay-irl: Gay_IRL

Memes, Movies, and Proud: So proud of @SheaSerrano & @arturodraws for their wonderful #1 bestseller Movies (And Other Things)! Here is a drawing Arturo DM’d me which is among my most prized possessions https://t.co/eg5Z0KJEnQ

So proud of @SheaSerrano & @arturodraws for their wonderful #1 bestseller Movies (And Other Things)! Here is a drawing Arturo DM’d me which ...

Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? /r/AskReddit 5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit Selftext 348 (96%) 446 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h) If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be endurance. We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT. STOP So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run them down, especially in our way-back home of the African desert. You can still see it, all over the human body. We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds, on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs). Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats, for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very long, and this stretches your limits. Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you. That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology and tool-making. We simply don't stop. siriuszstar:I’m scared

siriuszstar:I’m scared

Tumblr, Blog, and White: The Volatile Mermaid Following VOTE @OhNoSheTwitnt PSA for 2020: It's not voting for the lesser of 2 evils when one is a white supremacist threatening the civil rights and lives of countless human beings and the other is a nominee who wasn't your first choice. 12:04 AM - 7 Oct 2019 1,701 Retweets 7,722 Likes blackout501st:PSA for right now as well; THIS WAS THE CASE IN 2016 AS WELL. Don’t let it happen again.

blackout501st:PSA for right now as well; THIS WAS THE CASE IN 2016 AS WELL. Don’t let it happen again.

Children, Girls, and School: All Female Lord of the Flies Remake Will Be Written By Two Men Slash Film - 1 hour ago being-of-rain: uselessgaywhovian: organasrey: organasrey: theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too. Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys” This is the physical manifestation of men saying “what if it was the other way round?” with no thought of context or history.

being-of-rain: uselessgaywhovian: organasrey: organasrey: theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng m...

The Mask, Mask, and Ip Man: 92.168.00 102 IP MAN VS 255.255.255.0 THE MASK Both completes each other..

Both completes each other..

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Death, Single, and Aragorn: Legolas: speaking evlish Aragorn: THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM! Every single other person in the room: DEATH

DEATH

Parents, Kids, and Smile: Dear parents... (thoughts of a trucker) Parenting I am not a parent, (maybe one day) But ... 6 other drivers and myself were talking in a truck stop about kids not doing the arm pump like we did as kids for the truckers to blow their horns. It is becoming something so rare, that when it does happen, we brag about it for weeks! (Literally!) Can we please start teaching kids the arm pump again? Someti mes we have a rough day, and making a child smile by blowing our horns for them when they give us the arm pump can drastically change our day! (Possibly theirs too...) We miss that! That's all I wanted to say... Take care! Ok, byeee! Wholesome truckers

Wholesome truckers

Anime, Memes, and Slayer: Filthy dub watcher Listen, when I watch Dub I can at least do other things besides watching the anime Мe lthy dub watcher Why are you staring at me like Ima creature or something? Ме Demon Slayer memes!

Demon Slayer memes!

Define, Limited, and Virginia: "We must never allow other people's limited perceptions to define us." -Virginia Satir

Mad, All The, and Cheese: Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now. OUS Just keep the block cheese in the deli with all the other damn cheese.

Just keep the block cheese in the deli with all the other damn cheese.

Parents, Kids, and Smile: Dear parents... (thoughts of a trucker) Parenting I am not a parent, (maybe one day) But ... 6 other drivers and myself were talking in a truck stop about kids not doing the arm pump like we did as kids for the truckers to blow their horns. It is becoming something so rare, that when it does happen, we brag about it for weeks! (Literally!) Can we please start teaching kids the arm pump again? Someti mes we have a rough day, and making a child smile by blowing our horns for them when they give us the arm pump can drastically change our day! (Possibly theirs too...) We miss that! That's all I wanted to say... Take care! Ok, byeee! Wholesome truckers

Wholesome truckers

Marvel, Movie, and Time: Marvel: Let's do a movie with 40 superheroes on scene at the same time and that no other movie from the competition could ever surpass DC: Release the clown for on HAFPT Release the clown

Release the clown

Fail, Fucking, and Iphone: destiney bleu @destineybleu My yoga teacher ended class tonite with "You're not afraid of failing, you're afraid of letting other people see you fail. What other people think of you is none of your fucking business" and I felt that shit. 1:20 AM 6/27/19 Twitter for iPhone

Click, Apps, and Skype: spongy moment X The X makes apps close Yup Yup And You are an app So if I click X you should close, like all That makes sense to me. the other apps 10 Then Close no S SE SE SE Why skype??Why you do this??

Why skype??Why you do this??

Love, True, and Match: 9:43 9:571 Darian Matches Messages YOU MATCHED WITH DARIAN ON 10/13/19 Single mom? New Matches Yep, I have a 4 year old son Wanna be a single mom of two? Get Likes Sent LIKE Get Swiping When you match with other users they'll appear here where you can send them a message Send Type a message True love ruined

True love ruined

Marriage, Business, and Fight: dragon-in-a-fez: sassykardashian: IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES you just put every marriage counsellor out of business I think I’d end up losing every argument from laughing

I think I’d end up losing every argument from laughing

Bae, Life, and Love: and bae are When you following two totally different paths in life but you still love each other and it's cool. https://t.co/sv0prt3rza

https://t.co/sv0prt3rza

Marvel, Movie, and Time: Marvel: Let's do a movie with 40 superheroes on scene at the same time and that no other movie from the competition could ever surpass DC: Release the clown for on HAFPT Release the clown

Release the clown

Kids, Time, and Net: It was real, wasn t it? You and me. Such a long time ago, we were just a couple of kids. But we really loved each other, didn't we? https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Aaron Rodgers, Football, and Nfl: NO One of these guys is trying to lead the Packers to a victory and the other is Aaron Rodgers https://t.co/Axw5xowWav

One of these guys is trying to lead the Packers to a victory and the other is Aaron Rodgers https://t.co/Axw5xowWav

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

Birthday, Gg, and Love: ene 23 1914 Odense Denmark appy Bartday Pemtars We get old ond get used fo exch other We thnk alike. We read esch D thers minds. We know wht th other wants w hout asking. Jmetins We ierita te escktaer tHe bit. aybe eme fmes toke eseh her 1rantad But ence n duhile, ke tohy medi ta te on t end realize hr hare y With lu oky amto the gres test weman 8 ever met nspire Hhe better till Jascinz te 2nd eremete me w mgl hor me fur govie fhe shyect gg y Love youlvery Hrry Birthday fonces desire he reasn r y etistence. Muck House of Cash/ Insight Editions This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love letter of all time

This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love let...

College, Lost, and Cool: jade @TheDreamGhoul in college we named our intramural softball team "NO GAME SCHEDULED" because if the other team didn't show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited. it worked several times. everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since. “NO GAME SCHEDULED”

“NO GAME SCHEDULED”

Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

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Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

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