Minimal effort opener
Best opener ive ever gotten. Never got a reply.
First time using that guys opener 🤷♂️
Depressed fridge opener
Depressed fridge opener by TheEGreatFish
Might be the best opener I’ve ever been sent
texuhport:⎆ If you’re a business, brand or content creator, you’re gonna love this ⎆
🔥 Executive Knight Pen Holder 🔥
YOUR PEN, YOUR MAJ...
I received quite the opener tonight
My opener for every single mom……. results vary.
This opener Israeli good
[meme] Homer simpson bottle opener
I want you all to look at the opener of the 1990 Kirkus Media review for Good Omens.
My friend asked me for a good opener for this girl with an exotic name that he matched, the rest speaks for itself
An old school opener
“Hi there, I’m a red flag, please date me.”
They lost their common sense too…
that ice is dangerous via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2W5ySlK
that ice is dangerous
that ice is dangerous by suboppheh
Stay safe out there, guys
I have a new opener
Lads, we’ve got an easy opener until 12/10
Her bio said “This was the first thing I decided to do after I turned 18”
Her bio read “you probably get this a lot but HoW BiG aRe ThEy”
what about alderich and ludwig?
FINAL: The @Lions win their home opener! #LACvsDET https://t.co/aPv50am5Xa
FINAL: The @packers WIN the #NFL100 season opener! #GoPackGo
(by @Lexus) https://t.co/GulV1W92mC
Khalil Mack when asked if he’s ready for Thursday night’s season opener vs. Green Bay: “I’m so ready to hit somebody.”
(via Dan Wiederer)
Wisconsin RB Jonathan Taylor hit the ground running in their season opener:
🔺 183 total yards
🔺 4 total TD's
🔺 8.4 yards per carry
a perfect love
A fine opener
Greatest opener I’ve ever received on here
Do it for the kids!!
Who else thinks my wifes new can opener (hehe) looks like a strange sex toy?
Wait fuck by TheRealDotsch
I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.
‘Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.’
“Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.”
FINAL: @AZCardinals win their #NFLPreseason opener! #LACvsAZ https://t.co/OCjCXYAenn
Admittedly not the worst opener but certainly not the best
Ryan Fitzpatrick to start @MiamiDolphins' preseason opener: https://t.co/WOxrcqw1SU (via @kpatra) https://t.co/RRyDPCwaic
A surprise to be sure.
When you’re both
When you’re both (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
When you’re both by utdJoker
No bottle opener? No problem.
Just get a chopstick.