I have a new opener
Lads, we’ve got an easy opener until 12/10
Her bio said “This was the first thing I decided to do after I turned 18”
Her bio read “you probably get this a lot but HoW BiG aRe ThEy”
what about alderich and ludwig?
FINAL: The @Lions win their home opener! #LACvsDET https://t.co/aPv50am5Xa
FINAL: The @packers WIN the #NFL100 season opener! #GoPackGo
(by @Lexus) https://t.co/GulV1W92mC
Khalil Mack when asked if he’s ready for Thursday night’s season opener vs. Green Bay: “I’m so ready to hit somebody.”
(via Dan Wiederer)
Wisconsin RB Jonathan Taylor hit the ground running in their season opener:
🔺 183 total yards
🔺 4 total TD's
🔺 8.4 yards per carry
a perfect love
A fine opener
Greatest opener I’ve ever received on here
Do it for the kids!!
Who else thinks my wifes new can opener (hehe) looks like a strange sex toy?
Wait fuck by TheRealDotsch
I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.
‘Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.’
“Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.”
FINAL: @AZCardinals win their #NFLPreseason opener! #LACvsAZ https://t.co/OCjCXYAenn
Admittedly not the worst opener but certainly not the best
Ryan Fitzpatrick to start @MiamiDolphins' preseason opener: https://t.co/WOxrcqw1SU (via @kpatra) https://t.co/RRyDPCwaic
A surprise to be sure.
No bottle opener? No problem.
Just get a chopstick.
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🚨 109 DAYS UNTIL THE REGULAR SEASON OPENER 🚨
#Kickoff2019 #NFL100 https://t.co/uw3A870u0M
Even got her number after this dark opener
What an opener
The Legend of Burger Clown
I totally stole my opener from someone here but my match clapped back with her own
Delhi Capitals have a good squad this season.
We’ve been busted boys, pack it up
She works as a swim coach
Dont do ice
It ain’t alcohol that hurts you (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c...
It ain’t alcohol that hurts you by Bendy_McBendyThumb
It ain’t alcohol that hurts you
This social experiment hosted by @anniemacdj is a real eye-opener on gender equality 👀👏
Every sitcom opener
Who will the @SuperBowl champion @Patriots face in the season opener?
Three potential possibilities: https://t.co/WKXyKoofn6 #SBLIII https:...
The pick up line show down of 2019
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awesomage:MULTIFUNCTION CUTTING TOOLEasily cuts glass, tiles, paper, foam, cables, sharpens knives, has a bottle opener, saws wood, etc.BUY ...