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Monthly: did you know? On NielsenPanel.org you can get paid to use the internet like you normally do! Nielsen, the company that does TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos To do that, they'll truly pay you just to #1: Install their app on your smartphone or computer, #2: Use the internet the same as you normally do, and #3: GET PAID. It's that easy! Nielsen gathers data anonymously and it won't slow down your device. Room on the panel is limited but they're still accepting new members now. nielsen PHOTO: NIELSEN DID YOU KNOW? moneypets: lazyproblems: collegehackable: zarb: It takes like 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is the real deal so I’m pretty excited about this. They’re already paying people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine comps…. I’M LIVING IN 3019 Reblogging to save a bank account Nielsen is absolutely amazing and I completely vouch for them! They have an A+ BBB rating and they’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled listened to, then getting into TV ratings, and now they measure the popularity of websites and online videos! So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed. Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should Join the Nielsen panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 per device this year and you can win up to $1000 in one month during their monthly sweepstakes! In addition to regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 each month. All you have to do is keep the Nielsen app installed on your computer and you’ll be entered into the sweepstakes. Top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes. To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose! For once in your life, get paid for your browsing history rather than other people getting paid for it. IN 2019 WE LIVE IN 3019 Signal boost. This works in a bunch of places! You can sign up for Nielsen from America (Computer or Smartphone) Canada (Homescan panel) Germany (Computer or Smartphone) United Kingdom (Computer only) Italy (Computer or Smartphone) Australia (Smartphone only) New Zealand (Computer only) Hong Kong (Smartphone only) Switzerland (Homescan panel) Finland (Homescan panel) Portugal (Homescan panel) Spain (Homescan panel)
Monthly: did you know?
 On NielsenPanel.org you can get paid to use
 the internet like you normally do! Nielsen, the
 company that does TV ratings, now measures
 the popularity of websites and online videos
 To do that, they'll truly pay you just to #1: Install
 their app on your smartphone or computer,
 #2: Use the internet the same as you normally
 do, and #3: GET PAID. It's that easy! Nielsen
 gathers data anonymously and it won't slow
 down your device. Room on the panel is limited
 but they're still accepting new members now.
 nielsen
 PHOTO: NIELSEN
 DID YOU KNOW?
moneypets:

lazyproblems:

collegehackable:

zarb:
It takes like 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is the real deal so I’m pretty excited about this. They’re already paying people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine comps…. I’M LIVING IN 3019
Reblogging to save a bank account
Nielsen is absolutely amazing and I completely vouch for them! They have an A+ BBB rating and they’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled listened to, then getting into TV ratings, and now they measure the popularity of websites and online videos! So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed.
Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should Join the Nielsen panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 per device this year and you can win up to $1000 in one month during their monthly sweepstakes! In addition to regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 each month. All you have to do is keep the Nielsen app installed on your computer and you’ll be entered into the sweepstakes. Top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes.
To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website:
TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose!

For once in your life, get paid for your browsing history rather than other people getting paid for it.

IN 2019 WE LIVE IN 3019



Signal boost. This works in a bunch of places! You can sign up for Nielsen from

America (Computer or Smartphone)

Canada (Homescan panel)

Germany (Computer or Smartphone)

United Kingdom (Computer only)

Italy (Computer or Smartphone)

Australia (Smartphone only)

New Zealand (Computer only)

Hong Kong (Smartphone only)

Switzerland (Homescan panel)

Finland (Homescan panel)

Portugal (Homescan panel)

Spain (Homescan panel)

moneypets: lazyproblems: collegehackable: zarb: It takes like 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is the real deal so I’m pretty excite...

Monthly: did you know? On NielsenPanel.org you can get paid to use the internet like you normally do! Nielsen, the company that tracks TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos. In order to do that, they will literally pay you 50 dollars to just #1 : Install their app on your smartphone or computer (or both), #2: Use the internet like you normally do, #3: GET PAID! It's that easy. They collect data anonymously and best of all, it won't slow down your device. nielsen PHOTO: NIELSENPANEL ORG DID YOU KNOW? collegehackable: lazyproblems: zarb: It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations… I’m truly living in 3018 y’all @ all my followers who want easy money Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 from a single device. Nielsen also gives away $10,000 EACH MONTH. All you have to do is keep the app on your computer and you’ll be entered into their monthly sweepstakes. The top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes. To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose. Google already collects (and sells) your data, the difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you. They’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled tuned into, next getting into television ratings, and now they want to measure the popularity of websites and online videos. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed.
Monthly: did you know?
 On NielsenPanel.org you can get paid to use
 the internet like you normally do! Nielsen, the
 company that tracks TV ratings, now measures
 the popularity of websites and online videos.
 In order to do that, they will literally pay you
 50 dollars to just #1 : Install their app on your
 smartphone or computer (or both), #2: Use the
 internet like you normally do, #3: GET PAID!
 It's that easy. They collect data anonymously
 and best of all, it won't slow down your device.
 nielsen
 PHOTO: NIELSENPANEL ORG
 DID YOU KNOW?
collegehackable:
lazyproblems:

zarb:
It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations… I’m truly living in 3018 y’all

@ all my followers who want easy money
Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 from a single device. Nielsen also gives away $10,000 EACH MONTH. All you have to do is keep the app on your computer and you’ll be entered into their monthly sweepstakes. The top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes.
To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website:
TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose. Google already collects (and sells) your data, the difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you.
They’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled tuned into, next getting into television ratings, and now they want to measure the popularity of websites and online videos. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed.

collegehackable: lazyproblems: zarb: It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay peopl...

Monthly: Sylvia J. @justviasyl On 10/24, I had 12 days remaining on my monthly MetroCard when it read "invalid" Just 30 minutes ago, it read invalid again, and it doesn't expire until 12/6. How much more time and money do I have to waste, #MTA? Your best advice is for me to mail it in. You must be jokin 8:04 PM-12 Nov 2018 2 Likes 2 li 2 NYCT Subway@NYCTSubway-8h wReplying to @justviasyl Hi Sylvia - -we know how frustrating this can be. Unfortunately, yes, a malfunctioning Unlimited Ride MetroCard must be mailed into us for investigation. Please do so right away as the reimbursement is based on the postmark date. (12) ABD NYCT Subway@NYCTSubway 8h Replying to @justviasyl The good news is that we are working on a new fare payment system that will include contactless and mobile payment options and, we believe, will be far more reliable and efficient. See mtainfo/press-release/ for more details. (2/2) л BD a J. @justviasyl 1h Replying to @NYCTSubway 1/3: 1) Visited the MetroCard Customer Service Centre-expecting reimbursement within 2 weeks like I was told. 2) Can you please clarify whether we get a new card/money is deposited baclk into the acc. we purchased the MetroCard with? 3) Still haven't heard about 10/24's incident Sylvia J. @justviasyl 60m Replying to @NYCTSubway 2/3: and I'm supposed to consistently waste more money when these issues occur and play the waiting game. My mom also sent in a claim form on 9/23 and has received nothing. Worst service ever. Don't make promises and fail to deliver, please Syia J. @justviasyl 59m Replying to @NYCTSubway 3/3: What are the statistics like for issues like this? This happens a lot in my neighborhood and I know a lot of people who would not come forward and chase after these happenings because of the lengthy process and/or language arrier Sylia J. @justviasyl 43m Replying to @NYCTSubway Great, it really is about time for contactless and mobile payment options to be available. More time should be spent on implementing more efficient processes. justforsmiles: justforsmiles: justforsmiles: justforsmiles: My friend said: “You’re such a millennial - taking the fight to social media.” Yep. That I did. I’m just livid.  I’ll stop sharing this when the MTA stops taking all my hard-earned money I could be using for tuition, stickers, books, food, and other expenses. (Oh wait, that’s never…) Reblogging one week later…nope, I still have not heard anything regarding my 10/24 incident. I WILL NOT LET THE MTA get away with any of this so easily  The MTA has been even more upsetting this week. It has been taking two hours to get to work and get home…four hours of my life being stuck on trains that constantly seem to be experiencing extensive delays. OH AND STILL NOTHING from the MTA…I WANT MY REIMBURSEMENTS. Two weeks. It has been over a month since my first incident. The funny thing is that I’ve noticed MTA workers seated by the train station stairs and guys in uniform looking over the turnstiles. Let me just flatter myself for a moment and pretend they’ve seen posts like this going around and they sense more people will try to get through without paying. I have not done that but that just gets me even more frustrated. I am NOT at all well off to be in this position right now. MTA, you are absolutely dead in my books. 
Monthly: Sylvia J.
 @justviasyl
 On 10/24, I had 12 days remaining on my
 monthly MetroCard when it read "invalid"
 Just 30 minutes ago, it read invalid again, and
 it doesn't expire until 12/6. How much more
 time and money do I have to waste, #MTA?
 Your best advice is for me to mail it in. You
 must be jokin
 8:04 PM-12 Nov 2018
 2 Likes
 2
 li
 2
 NYCT Subway@NYCTSubway-8h
 wReplying to @justviasyl
 Hi Sylvia - -we know how frustrating this can be. Unfortunately, yes, a
 malfunctioning Unlimited Ride MetroCard must be mailed into us for
 investigation. Please do so right away as the reimbursement is based on the
 postmark date. (12) ABD
 NYCT Subway@NYCTSubway 8h
 Replying to @justviasyl
 The good news is that we are working on a new fare payment system that will
 include contactless and mobile payment options and, we believe, will be far more
 reliable and efficient. See mtainfo/press-release/ for more details. (2/2) л BD
 a J. @justviasyl 1h
 Replying to @NYCTSubway
 1/3: 1) Visited the MetroCard Customer Service Centre-expecting reimbursement
 within 2 weeks like I was told.
 2) Can you please clarify whether we get a new card/money is deposited baclk
 into the acc. we purchased the MetroCard with?
 3) Still haven't heard about 10/24's incident
 Sylvia J. @justviasyl 60m
 Replying to @NYCTSubway
 2/3: and I'm supposed to consistently waste more money when these issues occur
 and play the waiting game. My mom also sent in a claim form on 9/23 and has
 received nothing. Worst service ever. Don't make promises and fail to deliver,
 please
 Syia J. @justviasyl 59m
 Replying to @NYCTSubway
 3/3: What are the statistics like for issues like this? This happens a lot in my
 neighborhood and I know a lot of people who would not come forward and
 chase after these happenings because of the lengthy process and/or language
 arrier
 Sylia J. @justviasyl 43m
 Replying to @NYCTSubway
 Great, it really is about time for contactless and mobile payment options to be
 available. More time should be spent on implementing more efficient processes.
justforsmiles:

justforsmiles:

justforsmiles:

justforsmiles:
My friend said: “You’re such a millennial - taking the fight to social media.” Yep. That I did. I’m just livid. 
I’ll stop sharing this when the MTA stops taking all my hard-earned money I could be using for tuition, stickers, books, food, and other expenses. (Oh wait, that’s never…)

Reblogging one week later…nope, I still have not heard anything regarding my 10/24 incident. I WILL NOT LET THE MTA get away with any of this so easily 

The MTA has been even more upsetting this week. It has been taking two hours to get to work and get home…four hours of my life being stuck on trains that constantly seem to be experiencing extensive delays. OH AND STILL NOTHING from the MTA…I WANT MY REIMBURSEMENTS. Two weeks. It has been over a month since my first incident. The funny thing is that I’ve noticed MTA workers seated by the train station stairs and guys in uniform looking over the turnstiles. Let me just flatter myself for a moment and pretend they’ve seen posts like this going around and they sense more people will try to get through without paying. I have not done that but that just gets me even more frustrated. I am NOT at all well off to be in this position right now. MTA, you are absolutely dead in my books. 

justforsmiles: justforsmiles: justforsmiles: justforsmiles: My friend said: “You’re such a millennial - taking the fight to social med...

Monthly: JDstarblaster We've gotten over 1,000 signatures in 3 days, which goes to show how much @MaxFunHQ fans care about accessibility. What I hope to do now is highlight some of the comments on the petition, which are meaningful and speak power to the importance of accessibility JD ● @lDstarblaster If you want @MaxFunHQ to be accessible to those with disabilities, please sign this petition! Let @JesseThorn know that MaxFun fans care about accessibility: thepetitionsite.com/833/380/628/s... 3:18 PM-24 Nov 2018 1 Retweet 1 Like JD @JDstarblaster 15m I want to make it clear, to @JesseThorn and the folks at @MaxFunHQ that this petition was never meant as an attack. The signatures have come almost entirely from FANS, often ones who donate, and frequently ones who are disabled. JD @JDstarblaster So many folks from all over the world are engaging on this topic, and I hope that's meaningful to @MaxFunHQ. I want to amplify the voices of the community, especially the disabled members of the community, to show how important this issue really is 3:18 PM-24 Nov 2018 JD ● @JDstarblaster· 12m @lesseThorn @MaxFun HQ "I have audio processing issues and transcripts of о, dcasts are really valuable to me! I would probably listen to more shows on MaxFun or consider becoming a member if the content was more accessible to people like me. Thank you for your consideration." JD@JDstarblaster 12m While I am not hearing impaired, neurodivergent, etc., IAM a monthly donor to the MaxFun network, and I would consider making these shows more accesible a worthwhile use of my donations." JD@JDstarblaster 12m ou"I'm hard of hearing, and I rely on transcripts of my favorite podcasts to help me make sure I don't miss anything. Accessibility shouldn't have to be solely in the hands of disabled people JD@JDstarblaster 12m have auditory processing problems and reading the transcript while listening to the podcast will avoid me missing any information." JD@JDstarblaster 12m was thinking of maybe becoming a monthly donor of Max Fun this year, but now I'm certainly not. Not being fully aware of an accessibility issue is one thing having it brought to your attention and deciding you'd rather actively deny disabled people..." JD@JDstarblaster 12m (cont) "access to your content is a whole 'nother. I'm very lucky that despite having hearing issues, they generally don't inhibit me from being able to enjoy podcasts and like media, but there are plenty of people who just don't have the option of enjoying podcasts... JD@JDstarblaster 12m cont) "in the conventional way. I want to be able to support my favourite content creators, but I can't do that if they don't support me and my friends in this extremely basic way." keplercryptids: Image description: a series of tweets by @.JDstarblaster (me!) that say: We’ve gotten over 1,000 signatures in 3 days, which goes to show how much @.MaxFunHQ fans care about accessibility. What I hope to do now is highlight some of the comments on the petition, which are meaningful and speak power to the importance of accessibility. I want to make it clear, to @.JesseThorn and the folks at @.MaxFunHQ that this petition was never meant as an attack. The signatures have come almost entirely from FANS, often ones who donate, and frequently ones who are disabled. So many folks from all over the world are engaging on this topic, and I hope that’s meaningful to @.MaxFunHQ. I want to amplify the voices of the community, especially the disabled members of the community, to show how important this issue really is. (the rest of the tweets are tweeted at Maxfun and Jesse, and are in quotes.) “I have audio processing issues and transcripts of podcasts are really valuable to me! I would probably listen to more shows on MaxFun or consider becoming a member if the content was more accessible to people like me. Thank you for your consideration.” “While I am not hearing impaired, neurodivergent, etc., I AM a monthly donor to the MaxFun network, and I would consider making these shows more accesible a worthwhile use of my donations.” “I’m hard of hearing, and I rely on transcripts of my favorite podcasts to help me make sure I don’t miss anything. Accessibility shouldn’t have to be solely in the hands of disabled people.” “I have auditory processing problems and reading the transcript while listening to the podcast will avoid me missing any information.” “I was thinking of maybe becoming a monthly donor of Max Fun this year, but now I’m certainly not. Not being fully aware of an accessibility issue is one thing, having it brought to your attention and deciding you’d rather actively deny disabled people access to your content is a whole ‘nother. I’m very lucky that despite having hearing issues, they generally don’t inhibit me from being able to enjoy podcasts and like media, but there are plenty of people who just don’t have the option of enjoying podcasts in the conventional way. I want to be able to support my favourite content creators, but I can’t do that if they don’t support me and my friends in this extremely basic way.” i’m still adding to the thread! check it out on twitter if you want
Monthly: JDstarblaster
 We've gotten over 1,000 signatures in 3
 days, which goes to show how much
 @MaxFunHQ fans care about
 accessibility. What I hope to do now is
 highlight some of the comments on the
 petition, which are meaningful and speak
 power to the importance of accessibility
 JD ● @lDstarblaster
 If you want @MaxFunHQ to be accessible to those with disabilities, please
 sign this petition! Let @JesseThorn know that MaxFun fans care about
 accessibility: thepetitionsite.com/833/380/628/s...
 3:18 PM-24 Nov 2018
 1 Retweet 1 Like
 JD @JDstarblaster 15m
 I want to make it clear, to @JesseThorn and the folks at @MaxFunHQ that this
 petition was never meant as an attack. The signatures have come almost entirely
 from FANS, often ones who donate, and frequently ones who are disabled.

 JD
 @JDstarblaster
 So many folks from all over the world are
 engaging on this topic, and I hope that's
 meaningful to @MaxFunHQ. I want to
 amplify the voices of the community,
 especially the disabled members of the
 community, to show how important this
 issue really is
 3:18 PM-24 Nov 2018
 JD ● @JDstarblaster· 12m
 @lesseThorn @MaxFun HQ "I have audio processing issues and transcripts of
 о,
 dcasts are really valuable to me! I would probably listen to more shows on
 MaxFun or consider becoming a member if the content was more accessible to
 people like me. Thank you for your consideration."
 JD@JDstarblaster 12m
 While I am not hearing impaired, neurodivergent, etc., IAM a monthly donor to
 the MaxFun network, and I would consider making these shows more accesible a
 worthwhile use of my donations."

 JD@JDstarblaster 12m
 ou"I'm hard of hearing, and I rely on transcripts of my favorite podcasts to help me
 make sure I don't miss anything. Accessibility shouldn't have to be solely in the
 hands of disabled people
 JD@JDstarblaster 12m
 have auditory processing problems and reading the transcript while listening
 to the podcast will avoid me missing any information."
 JD@JDstarblaster 12m
 was thinking of maybe becoming a monthly donor of Max Fun this year, but
 now I'm certainly not. Not being fully aware of an accessibility issue is one thing
 having it brought to your attention and deciding you'd rather actively deny
 disabled people..."
 JD@JDstarblaster 12m
 (cont) "access to your content is a whole 'nother. I'm very lucky that despite
 having hearing issues, they generally don't inhibit me from being able to enjoy
 podcasts and like media, but there are plenty of people who just don't have the
 option of enjoying podcasts...
 JD@JDstarblaster 12m
 cont) "in the conventional way. I want to be able to support my favourite
 content creators, but I can't do that if they don't support me and my friends in
 this extremely basic way."
keplercryptids:
Image description: a series of tweets by @.JDstarblaster (me!) that say:
We’ve gotten over 1,000 signatures in 3 days, which goes to show how much @.MaxFunHQ fans care about accessibility. What I hope to do now is highlight some of the comments on the petition, which are meaningful and speak power to the importance of accessibility.
I want to make it clear, to @.JesseThorn and the folks at @.MaxFunHQ that this petition was never meant as an attack. The signatures have come almost entirely from FANS, often ones who donate, and frequently ones who are disabled. So many folks from all over the world are engaging on this topic, and I hope that’s meaningful to @.MaxFunHQ. I want to amplify the voices of the community, especially the disabled members of the community, to show how important this issue really is.
(the rest of the tweets are tweeted at Maxfun and Jesse, and are in quotes.)
“I have audio processing issues and transcripts of podcasts are really valuable to me! I would probably listen to more shows on MaxFun or consider becoming a member if the content was more accessible to people like me. Thank you for your consideration.”
“While I am not hearing impaired, neurodivergent, etc., I AM a monthly donor to the MaxFun network, and I would consider making these shows more accesible a worthwhile use of my donations.”
“I’m hard of hearing, and I rely on transcripts of my favorite podcasts to help me make sure I don’t miss anything. Accessibility shouldn’t have to be solely in the hands of disabled people.”
“I have auditory processing problems and reading the transcript while listening to the podcast will avoid me missing any information.”
“I was thinking of maybe becoming a monthly donor of Max Fun this year, but now I’m certainly not. Not being fully aware of an accessibility issue is one thing, having it brought to your attention and deciding you’d rather actively deny disabled people access to your content is a whole ‘nother. I’m very lucky that despite having hearing issues, they generally don’t inhibit me from being able to enjoy podcasts and like media, but there are plenty of people who just don’t have the option of enjoying podcasts in the conventional way. I want to be able to support my favourite content creators, but I can’t do that if they don’t support me and my friends in this extremely basic way.”
i’m still adding to the thread! check it out on twitter if you want

keplercryptids: Image description: a series of tweets by @.JDstarblaster (me!) that say: We’ve gotten over 1,000 signatures in 3 days, wh...