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Mom: dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple. Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur

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Mom: Thanks for buying them, mom

Thanks for buying them, mom

Mom: I cleaned my mom’s room today as a surprise because she’s been really sick lately and I was halfway through it when she caught me and tried to help me but I made her sit down and drink some tea I made her and I needed to share it with you

I cleaned my mom’s room today as a surprise because she’s been really sick lately and I was halfway through it when she caught me and tri...

Mom: Which of the ladies is mom?

Which of the ladies is mom?

Mom: Mom. Dad. My show’s been replaced with dead Spider-Man.

Mom. Dad. My show’s been replaced with dead Spider-Man.

Mom: Job of a mom.

Job of a mom.

Mom: Thanks mom, thanks dad

Thanks mom, thanks dad

Mom: babyanimalgifs: Important reminder that baby koalas are weighed with stuffed animals to reduce stress while separated from mom.

babyanimalgifs: Important reminder that baby koalas are weighed with stuffed animals to reduce stress while separated from mom.

Mom: No mom’s were complaining last year.

No mom’s were complaining last year.

Mom: Crazy mom groups

Crazy mom groups

Mom: May your mom live forever

May your mom live forever

Mom: I love you Mom and Dad!

I love you Mom and Dad!

Mom: Funny Facebook mom

Funny Facebook mom

Mom: the Mom should also be holding a chancla!

the Mom should also be holding a chancla!

Mom: Thank you mom!

Thank you mom!

Mom: trans-mom:

trans-mom:

Mom: Not this time, mom by Originalname57 MORE MEMES

Not this time, mom by Originalname57 MORE MEMES

Mom: Not this time, mom

Not this time, mom

Mom: starwarsgraphictee: mellenabrave: That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme. I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

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Mom: Do you think her mom uses tumblr?

Do you think her mom uses tumblr?

Mom: Mom I’m just getting water, I swear

Mom I’m just getting water, I swear

Mom: Stop mom, don’t do this

Stop mom, don’t do this

Mom: My mom trying to get me to try broccoli for the first time.

My mom trying to get me to try broccoli for the first time.

Mom: Insert “Your Mom” joke here [MANGA]

Insert “Your Mom” joke here [MANGA]

Mom: But mom, just one more trick-shot!

But mom, just one more trick-shot!

Mom: Wholesome Mom

Wholesome Mom

Mom: virovac: oushiblack: #kids killing themselves in old abandoned latch fridges was apparently a huge problem back then Oh it was. In many countries. My mom told me about that when I was young. Yeah there was literal legislation passed in America to prevent this. That’s why all refrigerators have rubber seals now. They have to be able to be opened from the inside.

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Mom: trans-mom: the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

trans-mom: the whole “companies searching their own names on twitter” thing is funny tbh

Mom: Can’t believe her mom actually did it! 😩😂🐶 (IG: claireroselius) https://t.co/rNtC86JDMg

Can’t believe her mom actually did it! 😩😂🐶 (IG: claireroselius) https://t.co/rNtC86JDMg

Mom: “How do i explain this to mom”

“How do i explain this to mom”

Mom: Thanks mom and dad

Thanks mom and dad

Mom: "MOM HE DID IT!" This is the best KD & Kyrie video you will see this year. (Via DashPeter/IG) https://t.co/kXmk8ZnPQD

"MOM HE DID IT!" This is the best KD & Kyrie video you will see this year. (Via DashPeter/IG) https://t.co/kXmk8ZnPQD

Mom: Wholesome mom in 1990s

Wholesome mom in 1990s

Mom: Wholesome mom in 1990s

Wholesome mom in 1990s

Mom: What the fuck, mom

What the fuck, mom

Mom: But mom!

But mom!

Mom: His mom still cuts his hair

His mom still cuts his hair

Mom: His mom still cuts his hair

His mom still cuts his hair

Mom: When your mom is a town thot

When your mom is a town thot

Mom: thewhaleridingvulcan: charitypot: feelingbloodyinspired: buickey: ep0nine: saramcclarinet: brainbowunicorn: Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in Whoa… #don’t trust this#they’re probably sirens These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that. yes its back on my dash god lol I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3

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Mom: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Mom: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Mom: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Mom: My Mom: Oh my gosh! You look so cute in this photo! Me in the photo: wholesome boi

wholesome boi

Mom: My grandma when i'm hungry FED My mom when i'm hungry YOU MAY CONSUME 3 BEANS but no more they will know if you consume more Peans

Peans

Mom: Mom Admit that you're wrong OR draw 25 UNO Just admit it

Just admit it

Mom: Claire @clurrrburr547 My favorite part about opening gifts labeled "from Mom & Dad" is that my Dad is just as surprised to see what's inside as I am A yearly tradition

A yearly tradition

Mom: BE CAREFUL, BOYS NOWADAYS ONLY MOM, I GONNA GO OUT WITH A MALE FRIEND. THINK ABOUT ONE THING.. SEX? NO... MACHINE LEARNING Beware Girls

Beware Girls

Mom: Yo nvm my mom said you can't come over Lol wft? You're 27.. With your own apartment Yeah well she still said no Delivered meirl

meirl

Mom: My dad leaving to "get milk" Him coming back with flowers to surprise mom, whom he loves shutter I have the greatest dad :) (In my opinion)

I have the greatest dad :) (In my opinion)

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