The three infinity stones of e dating.
All about the wording
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She unmatched me shorty after.
A girl messaged me first for the first time, and I made the most of it
We both work at different coffee shops
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Back to the Future
You should see the new joker
Tryna flex that creative muscle
Thought I’d flex some creative muscles with a custom pickup line
I’m pre-med, she’s nursing..did I do good??
Waiting for my unmatch
I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve
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the newest development in encryption technology:
I didn’t know
The social etiquette of a fucking spoon.
Never overestimate yourselves
Win some you lose some
When Jesus laughed
*Angry watermelon noises*
First time When you try to be creative
Reality is often disappointing
The fact this is the best convo I’ve had so far probably says something
Execuse me, what the fuck
Kids Playing Telephone
I can’t believe I fell for this
Now I know how women feel!
Imma head out
Peaking on tinder
Wholesome; even in death!
True love ruined
Her bio said she was a baby sitter
So I’m a chicken nugget on tinder…
What the actual fuck ?
Match or Meat