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Do you agree that in response to the Department of Veterans Affairs No Opinion veterans that t doctor and have full access to care outside the VA? cyberattacks on our nation's government, businesses, and infrastructure? □Yes O No Opinion D No Opinion SECTION V- CERTIFICATION AND REPLY 1. Can the Republican National Committee count on your help to deliver By the ake America na wnen hehinkherefitling out the US □$100 $500 $1,000 Other $ the enclosed 2018 Congressional Please chec employed District Census Contributions to the Republican National Committee are not deductible for federal income tax purposes. Contributions from corporations and foreign nationals are prohibited. To have a direct impact you may also contribute to the Republican National Committee while online at www.GOP.com/Census2018 Please make your personal check payable to: RNC 310 First Street SE . Washington, D C 20 or 43017 2018 Congressional District Census Commissioned by the Republican Party Ronna McDaniel Chairwoman March 30, 2018 Dear Ms. Stone Enacting President Trump's agenda is going to take a massive grassroots effort all across America. It is a battle we m st win. And we must maintain Republican control of Congress to do it That is why an the irw e Rep blican Nationa concerned that you ha namenl sent to you a the request of resicent Tump. DOCUMENT that was regist few being mailed into Missoun's 3rd Congressional District. Enclosed is your official 2018 name as a representatve of Saint Charles was one of the select Ms. Stone, I am sendir other copy because your registered Census CONGRESSİONAL DISTI CT CENSUS DOCUMENT registered CODE #NISPH is in your e largest Congressional District Census ouP y en for a mideelection and we nesd your personal involver ent to make this essential project uccessiul. 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It is absolutely vital isrepres that we have the funds to fight back- and most important-maintain our Republican Over, please 310 First Street, SE Washington, DC 20003 1-800-445-5768 www.GOP com veronicasanders: houseoftombombadil: The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit. Signal boost. LOOK OUT FOR THIS BULLSHIT!
Lave: 2018 CONGRESSIONAL
 DISTRICT CENSUS
 Congressional Datrict Masount
 Docurrent Tracking Code: N18PM113
 SECOND NOTICE ent a 1
 -you never
 Never
 agan
 DRNER EXCLUGNELY TO
 be
 qv
 eshon
 DOMESTKC
 Official census docue
 otart ecoronic issn

 a
 "
 missile
 defense
 shield" for our nation to protect us from future
 n? 6. Should the U.S. take a more muscular attitude toward Russia and
 should be guaranteed the right to choose their own 7. Do you agree that our federal government must go all out to combat
 Yes
 O No
 No Opinion
 missile threats?
 15. Do you believe more federal laws that impede individuals' Second
 Amendment rights are the proper response to gun violence in our natio
 D Yes
 □No
 □ No Opinion
 China as they move to establish themselves as military and economic
 16. Do you agree that in response to the Department of Veterans Affairs
 No Opinion
 veterans that t
 doctor and have full access to care outside the VA?
 cyberattacks on our nation's government, businesses, and infrastructure?
 □Yes
 O No Opinion
 D No Opinion
 SECTION V- CERTIFICATION AND REPLY
 1. Can the Republican National Committee count on your help to deliver By
 the
 ake America
 na wnen
 hehinkherefitling out the US
 □$100
 $500 $1,000 Other $
 the enclosed 2018 Congressional
 Please chec employed
 District Census
 Contributions to the Republican National Committee are not deductible for
 federal income tax purposes.
 Contributions from corporations and foreign nationals are prohibited.
 To have a direct impact you may also contribute to the
 Republican National Committee while online at www.GOP.com/Census2018
 Please make your personal check payable to: RNC
 310 First Street SE . Washington, D C
 20
 or

 43017
 2018 Congressional District Census
 Commissioned by the Republican Party
 Ronna McDaniel
 Chairwoman
 March 30, 2018
 Dear Ms. Stone
 Enacting President Trump's agenda is going to take a massive grassroots effort all across
 America. It is a battle we m st win. And we must maintain Republican control of Congress to do it
 That is why an the irw
 e Rep blican Nationa
 concerned that you ha
 namenl sent to you a the request of resicent Tump.
 DOCUMENT that was regist
 few being mailed into Missoun's 3rd Congressional District. Enclosed is your official 2018
 name as a representatve of Saint Charles
 was one of the select
 Ms. Stone, I am sendir
 other copy because your registered Census
 CONGRESSİONAL DISTI
 CT CENSUS DOCUMENT registered CODE #NISPH is in your
 e largest Congressional District Census ouP y
 en for a mideelection and
 we nesd your personal involver ent to make this essential project uccessiul. Compland returning
 your 1018 Census document is en
 trl to our abilit
 urrnt serch shos that the nation ide ong essional District Census we lave been
 ng President Trump's agenda and will be a deciding factor in who
 gether the critanformation and voter profiles needed to target
 condud ing is he pitha RN
 audiend es with t
 wins in November
 But withour nation so politically divided and the
 Dşmocrats and mainstream media spreading
 ving to be difficult to et the real facts
 fak neys about President Trump and his Presidency
 teso vecollect and update o
 sae o what Doald Trump has acc m
 the co ntry. That is whsr
 hattyou etu your Census
 istrict and
 inmaio on yoers
 ingto Make America
 em
 Ms. Stone, your participation in this national effort will provide us with the detailed data we
 oncerning Missouri's3
 os
 orta
 w the liberal
 empcrats in Congress and the radical speci interegrou
 ps a d thr left-wing allies in the media tht
 advance is legisla agenda
 has the supp
 e Amer can pe
 your 2 ,186 (AGRESSIONATBISİ
 CENSUS and do
 act now to c
 your best to get it back to me at RNC Headquarters by April 30th.
 lease include a generous cont buton of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000
 d to help underwteeof this proAnd
 is
 hance our voter
 ethe Your grassroots operaton Ap ter
 tUI T
 all Anericans, and elect
 vels of government wI upper Presdt rm s eftrts
 I'm making this special appeal for your financial help because we cannot continue to
 ake major progress in taking our country back as long as the Democrats and the liberal media
 ent our message and hold President Trump's Presidency hostage. It is absolutely vital
 isrepres
 that we have the funds to fight back- and most important-maintain our Republican
 Over, please
 310 First Street, SE Washington, DC 20003
 1-800-445-5768 www.GOP com
veronicasanders:
houseoftombombadil:
The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.
Signal boost. LOOK OUT FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

veronicasanders: houseoftombombadil: The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republic...

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Lave: 1. "l fucking lave it when a guy gets a boner while we spoon. It
 gets me in the mood pretty quicky
 2. "Wash your dick and we'll be more willing to give you a BJ. A
 stinky dick doesn't get a blow job.
 3. "Foreplay is amazing and absolutely crucial
 4. "I don't know if all women feel the same way, but guys, if you're
 ever going down on me, please don't peel back the hood of my cit
 and dg your tongue in there like youre some starving ant eater
 5. CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS
 6. "A lot of the time what happens after sex means more than the
 actual sex. Try to be a ittle present and nurturing/affectionate,
 especially with rough sex.
 7. "Don't speed up if you're stimulating the clit. Nice and slow gets
 the job done. Also don't be afraid to lick the butthole. It's
 8. "One time I was just on the verge of orgasming and my
 significant other notices. He speeds up! Speeds up! As quickly as
 it came it went. That was a sad day
 So, the point here is that if she's about to have an orgasm, do not
 speed up. Just keep doing whatever it is you've been doing.
 9. The clitoris is your friend Find it, nurture and play with it. Love it
 and shel love you back.
 10. "If youre going down on me, it's SO much hotter to be teased
 a little bit beforehand Kiss my stomach and inner thighs, then just
 about you're going to FINALLY put your mouth there, you repeat
 the process. Drives me insane
 11·"Moaning is hot, do it."
 12. "Don't copy porn
 13. Wash your hands before fingering. Some girls can get yeast
 infections if your hands are dirty
 And especially take care to wash extra well if you just ate Buffalo
 wings, or something.
 14. "I know you just want to put it inside me but TEASE ME
 GODDAMMIT, TEASE ME UNTIL I'M BEGGING YOU TO FUCK
 ME.
 15. "When youre eating me out, don't just lick. I don't just lick your
 dick, because while it's cute, it's probably not getting you off
 Suck. On. The Cit.
 Not directly, but on the hood covering it. This is ike a 2 minute
 way to get any lady off, and after the first time cumming I'm in a
 much kinkier mood
 Ready for some butt stuff
 16. "If youre going to put it in her butt, make sure youve
 established trust that you'll stop immediately if she tells you it
 hurts. You don't have to abort the mission, just give her time to
 stretch.
 Also, butts are much more conducive to intrusion if you don't try
 to jam that thing in there in one go. You gotta lube, fit in the tip,
 pull back, push in, pull back, until you get it all in there. Gentle of
 course, you stud
 17. "Don't be a noisy eater. My ex used to make the most god
 awful noises when he would go down on me. It was like the
 biggest turn off for me. The occasional mmm type moan is great,
 but I don't want to hear the mating call of a cookie monster up in
 my
 snatch.
 18. When your woman is on top of you use your finger and push
 gently on the anus, but do not penetrate.
 19. "I personally love when a guy mixes up his thrusts during
 penetration. I love long, slow thrusts mixed in with some hard,
 hammering, deep thrusts.. but I really, really lave when he's just
 about as deep as he can go and does slow, intentional, deep
 thrusts... like just pulling out an inch, maybe, and then back in
 20, "Be vocal. Tell me where you want me, how much you wanted
 me, what youll do to me, in what way. Tell me what you like and it
 l should do it longer. Don't be afraid to moan because it's an
 indicator that its mutual pleasure. I love to please as much asI
 lave to be pleased" Now you know what to do.
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>20 things she actually wants you to do in bed</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laug...

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Lave: peeing into the toilet
 water and making
 noise
 peeing slowly and
 making less noise
 peeing on the side of
 the bowl to avoid
 making noise
 insert body directly
 into toielt water and
 peeing directly inside
 to avoid making noise
 drinking all toilet water
 and peeing inside the
 toilet with no water
 to avoid making noise
 drinking your pee
 and quietly gargling
 then slowly spitting into
 toilet over the course of
 3 hours to avoid making
 peeing on the floor then
 soaking up the pee with
 a sponge and lathering
 the sponge in soap and
 cleaning your toilet with it
 a military grade
 while peeing and aiming
 with a precise 45 degree
 angle to bounce of the wal
 into the toilet bowl silenth
 peeing on your hand and
 then using a flashlight and
 magnifiying glass to
 evaporate the pee without
 making any noise
 after several months
 peeing into your oWn
 eyes and blinking
 several times to sprinkle
 it into the toilet without
 making any sounds
 Peeing directly into the
 water reservoir so that
 when someone else pees
 the lush water blends
 in with the new pee so
 it doesn't make any
 noi
 Peeing into the sink
 while it is running so
 the sound of the pee is
 overshadowed and
 doesn't make any noise
 Peeing into the air with
 a parabolic arc and
 catching it in your
 mouth and then
 drinking t st doesn't
 make anv noise
 Peeing backwards into your
 asshole which you are
 holding open until it is full
 of pee and then clenching it
 shut and waiting until you
 have to shit so you can pass
 noise
 Climbing onto the sink
 and doing a handstand
 while slowly peeing onto
 the lightbulb above the
 sink so it will slo
 vaporize the pee over
 the course of several
 hours so it doesn't make
 any noise
 Watching psyehic videes on
 Youtube on your phone until you
 can perfectly predict the feture so
 you pee at just the right points in
 barsts over thousands of
 cosmic rays will irradiate the piss
 particles until they become
 radioactive and decay isto the air
 peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad
 stop your beart and then he bary yue bet
 vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro
 Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and
 chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e
 lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal
 Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether
 creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the
 resources t develep quanten stealth
 techoclogy and a tima machine soyou
 travel back is tine and give it to yeur past
 sellf so yon can pee vithost making any
 Careful
 an see the dirt below the barhroess and
 remoing the fleor les
 antil ysu
 several years releasing tbe excess dirt
 hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g
 creating a fake
 botle recycliag machise at the lecal
 itpermarket tu collect water bottles ย.til
 yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is
 hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire
 tore tbem i
 undergronsd facility wstil yos die where
 dey remain for several billion years u
 he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows
 the Earth and the particles will drift is space
 apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will
 ierse undergoes beat death but thes
 of esistesce and the pext antil here are
 neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop
 ntil the process breaks and there i"othia
 eft at all, making so soise
F U R T H E R

F U R T H E R

Lave: peeing into the toilet water and making noise peeing slowly and making less noise peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise insert body directly into toielt water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise drinking all toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it a military grade while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce of the wal into the toilet bowl silenth peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifiying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months peeing into your oWn eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds Peeing directly into the water reservoir so that when someone else pees the lush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noi Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise Peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking t st doesn't make anv noise Peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass noise Climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slo vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise Watching psyehic videes on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the feture so you pee at just the right points in barsts over thousands of cosmic rays will irradiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay isto the air peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad stop your beart and then he bary yue bet vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the resources t develep quanten stealth techoclogy and a tima machine soyou travel back is tine and give it to yeur past sellf so yon can pee vithost making any Careful an see the dirt below the barhroess and remoing the fleor les antil ysu several years releasing tbe excess dirt hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g creating a fake botle recycliag machise at the lecal itpermarket tu collect water bottles ย.til yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire tore tbem i undergronsd facility wstil yos die where dey remain for several billion years u he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows the Earth and the particles will drift is space apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will ierse undergoes beat death but thes of esistesce and the pext antil here are neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop ntil the process breaks and there i"othia eft at all, making so soise <p>We have to go DEEPER</p>
Lave: peeing into the toilet
 water and making
 noise
 peeing slowly and
 making less noise
 peeing on the side of
 the bowl to avoid
 making noise
 insert body directly
 into toielt water and
 peeing directly inside
 to avoid making noise
 drinking all toilet water
 and peeing inside the
 toilet with no water
 to avoid making noise
 drinking your pee
 and quietly gargling
 then slowly spitting into
 toilet over the course of
 3 hours to avoid making
 peeing on the floor then
 soaking up the pee with
 a sponge and lathering
 the sponge in soap and
 cleaning your toilet with it
 a military grade
 while peeing and aiming
 with a precise 45 degree
 angle to bounce of the wal
 into the toilet bowl silenth
 peeing on your hand and
 then using a flashlight and
 magnifiying glass to
 evaporate the pee without
 making any noise
 after several months
 peeing into your oWn
 eyes and blinking
 several times to sprinkle
 it into the toilet without
 making any sounds
 Peeing directly into the
 water reservoir so that
 when someone else pees
 the lush water blends
 in with the new pee so
 it doesn't make any
 noi
 Peeing into the sink
 while it is running so
 the sound of the pee is
 overshadowed and
 doesn't make any noise
 Peeing into the air with
 a parabolic arc and
 catching it in your
 mouth and then
 drinking t st doesn't
 make anv noise
 Peeing backwards into your
 asshole which you are
 holding open until it is full
 of pee and then clenching it
 shut and waiting until you
 have to shit so you can pass
 noise
 Climbing onto the sink
 and doing a handstand
 while slowly peeing onto
 the lightbulb above the
 sink so it will slo
 vaporize the pee over
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Lave: Mason, 23
 34 miles away
 *I'm not looking for a hook up*
 I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and
 Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands
 through your hair and play with the booty on
 the first date? Or should we keep it
 vative and fu the bathroom
 CO
 or the foo
 sus. not a
 X

 she lived for nights thick
 with lust and romance and wine
 and naked kisses.
 mason fowler
 Mason, 23
 34 miles away
 *I'm not looking for a hook up*
 I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and
 Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands
 through your hair and play with the booty on
 the first date? Or should we keep it
 vative and fu the bathroom
 CO
 or the foo
 sus. not a
 X

 Mason, 23
 34 miles away
 I'm not looking for a hook up*
 I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and
 Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands
 through your hair and play with the booty on
 the first date? Or should we keep it
 conservative and fuck in the bathroom while
 we wait for the food? Oh Jesus, not another
 douche bag scrolling Tinder, or am I? Calm
 your tits and laugh ladies. Tinder can be fun.
 Truthfully, looking for a cool chick. Let's go be
 smooth criminals together.
 Sc: Mason-Fowler
 P.S.
 I'm 6'3"
 219 Instagram Photos
 Something Bae Por Onge
 1y at the feet of
 bed and whet shoald
 the complexity of s
 woman's desire for
 love then sex then lave
 all seems too mach
 at tines and I have to
 go avay
 or else ny soul
 will surrender piece
 by piece and then
 who puts the puzsle
 together?
 do they uae gluer
 tarest the oathnees or
 r le d have nothin
 X
melgearsolid:
cyberstripper:

i’m literally screaming right now

imagine being so full of yourself you take artsy photos of your own dumb quotes

melgearsolid: cyberstripper: i’m literally screaming right now imagine being so full of yourself you take artsy photos of your own dumb...

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Lave: ave you ever looked at one et your friends yu fancy and
 haught you know what. inslead of telking to and mayhe
 having ser wih the real version,we are son be albe ta arter
 slican sex dell that loaks exacty like then?
 According to expert David Levy.there wil be
 thirg strpping your ex from ordering a sex doll that lasks
 and saunds exacty like yau.
 Saon, realis c ard interacive sex rntots will ba
 made--rdar using phetagrats to build an esact raplica.
 Levy authar af Love and Sex with Robets,said
 Ses robets are really comiag. There won't be anything
 you can do to stop it. Yeu jast hre to accept it
 This is something that will come with the
 s is lecheology
 As always, Charie Brecker gredicted this freaky technclegical
 advancement in the Be Right Back episde of Back Mirrar
 It antcipates what might happan sext wntesexrbos
 are used for more than just seoual pleasure.
 hut to replace humans
 Realoll already produce ircredibly fe-like synthatic tolls
 whichare marketed on their website ina wery human way
 using phrases ike connect with a real . blurring the Iine
 bebween artncial ant real human qualites
 As the technolsgy bacanes nure advanced. the electrueic
 tice wil be develoged ts sound mare ike a particular person.
 and yau will be able la specify characterisics ike their
 interests, eye colaur, ard what they know about
 Nest year, Atyss Craatons wil be relasirg a sex robat which
 wil talk wibrate, be warn to the touch, and have human-like
 genitals, and wil cost around £12.300 ($15,000
 V shaws and fins ike Humans, the new Westwarld.
 Har and Ex Machira have prepared us very well for the scarnity
 realistc pratictions about lave and sex with rebos
 Regardless how creepy it is, there appears
 ta be huge demand far nore interactian tebween artifcial
 nteligence and hunans, with many daining that
 naninachine marriages are nst tro far in the futare
 Inagine the changes thet wil accur in hamen interacien and
 intinacy if sex with rebots becanes cenmenglace.
Soon You’ll Be Able To Order Sex Dolls Which Look Like People You Know

Soon You’ll Be Able To Order Sex Dolls Which Look Like People You Know

Lave: HOW NOT TO BEHAVE IN 15 COUNTRIES CHILE CROATIA DONTEAT ANYTHING WITH YOUR HANDS DON'T RAISE YOUR THUMB, MIDDLE, AND INDEX FINGER ALLAT ONCE You'll be mistaken for a Serbian nationalst SINGAPORE YOU CAN GET FINED FOR DON'T KISS IN PUBLIC A LOT OF THINGS This includes feeding birds, spitting. and ittering NO PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX Dont shake hands or hug You could end up injal a local offers FRANCE DON'TEXPECT AHUGE DON TEXPECT PEOPLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY AMOUNT OF VEGAN OPTIONS Not many French are and few accept the practice The French education system does not focus on teaching foreign languages DON'T HUG PEOPLE YOU JUST MET DONT STAND ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR It's not part of the culture. People don't ike it Do what the locals do MEXICO DON'T PATRONIZE PEOPLE DON'T BE EASILY OFFENDED DONT BE AFRAID TO TRY E Meécans have a big sense of humor mply that youre beer because is off imits Mexicans lave when youtry to speak the language or NEW ZEALAND DON T CONFUSE KIWIS DON'T MAKE FUN OF RUGBY LORD OF THE RINGS OR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND New Zealanders take all three of these seriously DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT PEOPLE NOT WEARING SHOES WITH They don't like it It's DONT STARE AT NAKED PEOPLE DONTASK PEOPLE ABOUT CHURCH It's considered nude, and most den't attend church anyway DON TEXPECT SPECIAL TREATMENT Norwegians change clothes in public but people are expected to look away areinformal, and most with one another DON'T GIVE AN EVEN NUMBER OF FLOWERS AS A GIFT That's only done for the deceased DON'T RELY ON A CREDIT CARD DON'T ASSUME THE PEOPLE THE GOVERNMENT DOES Russians often aiticize their govemment. Many places are cash only TURKEY DONT MAKE THE OK SIGN WITH YOUR THUMB AND FOREFINGER LAY OFF THE ALCOHOL DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE OR PICK YOUR TEETH IN PUBLIC These awanpelte when don at a restaurant, ca orb" Being drunk is seen as a dsgrace t's UNITED KINGDOM DON'T CUT IN LINE DON T ASK HOW MUCH MONEY SOMEONE MAKES Insteedt, just ask other related questioss DONTINVITE SOMEONE TO YOUR HOME That is, unless you know them very wel IRELAND DON'T BE CHEAP DON'T ATTEMPT AN IRISH ACCENT For the lnish, there is no such hing there are only accents TOP OF THE MORNING Dos't join infor a round at pub without being able to pay GERMANY DON'T STARE You'l appear DONT DO THE NAZI SALUTE DONT BE OVERLY DONT WMSH SOMEONE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEFORE THE ACTUAL DAY There's a superstition that you do, that person couid R'saorine, and Germans take time to KENYA DONT DON T TALK ABOUT SEX IN MIXED COMPANY DON TCALL SOMEONE BY THEIR FIRST NAME Hardly anything or anyone, A large part of the Only do this d someone uses their first name with you. How Not To Behave In 15 Countries
Lave: HOW NOT TO BEHAVE IN 15 COUNTRIES
 CHILE
 CROATIA
 DONTEAT ANYTHING
 WITH YOUR HANDS
 DON'T RAISE YOUR THUMB, MIDDLE,
 AND INDEX FINGER ALLAT ONCE
 You'll be mistaken for a Serbian nationalst
 SINGAPORE
 YOU CAN GET FINED FOR
 DON'T KISS IN PUBLIC
 A LOT OF THINGS
 This includes feeding birds, spitting.
 and ittering
 NO PHYSICAL CONTACT
 WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
 Dont shake hands or hug
 You could end up injal
 a local offers
 FRANCE
 DON'TEXPECT AHUGE
 DON TEXPECT PEOPLE
 TO SPEAK ENGLISH
 DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY
 AMOUNT OF VEGAN OPTIONS
 Not many French are
 and few accept the practice
 The French education system does not
 focus on teaching foreign languages
 DON'T HUG PEOPLE
 YOU JUST MET
 DONT STAND ON THE WRONG
 SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR
 It's not part of the culture.
 People don't ike it
 Do what the locals do
 MEXICO
 DON'T PATRONIZE PEOPLE
 DON'T BE EASILY OFFENDED
 DONT BE AFRAID TO
 TRY E
 Meécans have a big sense of humor
 mply that youre beer because
 is off imits
 Mexicans lave when youtry to speak
 the language or
 NEW ZEALAND
 DON T CONFUSE KIWIS
 DON'T MAKE FUN OF RUGBY
 LORD OF THE RINGS
 OR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
 New Zealanders take all three
 of these seriously
 DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT
 PEOPLE NOT WEARING SHOES
 WITH
 They don't like it
 It's
 DONT STARE AT NAKED PEOPLE
 DONTASK PEOPLE
 ABOUT CHURCH
 It's considered nude, and most den't
 attend church anyway
 DON TEXPECT
 SPECIAL TREATMENT
 Norwegians change clothes in public
 but people are expected to look away
 areinformal, and most
 with one another
 DON'T GIVE AN EVEN NUMBER
 OF FLOWERS AS A GIFT
 That's only done for the deceased
 DON'T RELY ON A CREDIT CARD
 DON'T ASSUME THE PEOPLE
 THE GOVERNMENT DOES
 Russians often aiticize their govemment.
 Many places are cash only
 TURKEY
 DONT MAKE THE OK SIGN WITH
 YOUR THUMB AND FOREFINGER
 LAY OFF THE ALCOHOL
 DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE OR
 PICK YOUR TEETH IN PUBLIC
 These awanpelte when don
 at a restaurant, ca orb"
 Being drunk is seen as a dsgrace
 t's
 UNITED KINGDOM
 DON'T CUT IN LINE
 DON T ASK HOW MUCH
 MONEY SOMEONE MAKES
 Insteedt, just ask other related questioss
 DONTINVITE SOMEONE
 TO YOUR HOME
 That is, unless you know them very wel
 IRELAND
 DON'T BE CHEAP
 DON'T ATTEMPT AN
 IRISH ACCENT
 For the lnish, there is no such
 hing there are only accents
 TOP OF THE MORNING
 Dos't join infor a round at pub
 without being able to pay
 GERMANY
 DON'T STARE
 You'l appear
 DONT DO THE NAZI SALUTE
 DONT BE OVERLY
 DONT WMSH SOMEONE
 A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 BEFORE THE ACTUAL DAY
 There's a superstition that
 you do, that person couid
 R'saorine, and
 Germans take time to
 KENYA
 DONT
 DON T TALK ABOUT SEX
 IN MIXED COMPANY
 DON TCALL SOMEONE
 BY THEIR FIRST NAME
 Hardly anything or anyone,
 A large part of the
 Only do this d someone
 uses their first name
 with you.
How Not To Behave In 15 Countries

How Not To Behave In 15 Countries

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Lave: Ten Words
 You Need To Stop
 Misspelling
 by The Oaonel
 htptheotmeal.co
 Lose Loose
 Opposite ofwin
 Not tight
 hemorrhoid on the word.
 Weird Not w
 erd
 Every time you spell it this way.
 a dolphin gets run over by a jet ski
 then
 Remember it like this:
 o those dumb diny dolphins
 Their They're There
 Their is possessive,
 meaning it owns
 something
 Theyre is a
 contraction for
 There refers to a
 place or idea
 ndviscne
 It can also refer to
 something more abstract:
 lave t
 Your You're
 These both use the same rules as "their and "they're.
 Your is possessive.
 n other words,you own something
 You're is a coeraction
 of"you are
 This is a contraction for
 it is or it has.
 Ifcan replace it'with r vor it has
 This is indicating
 possession.
 For example:
 For example:
 Confused b
 Definitely
 There is no A in "definitely."
 To help you remember, use this:
 If you put an A in
 "definitely," then you're
 definitely an A-hole
 Effect Affect
 Most of the time effect is a noun and affect is a verb.
 As a child, e asaffected
 by lis parents
 Ifyou're unssare, try
 sabstituting a different
 verb and see ifit works
 Asa child, he was f
 by hs parents
 C MERE, RANDALL
 Weather Whether
 nowtain, sunshine, typhoons
 Your correct asage ofthis word wil
 determine whether or hotI ic
 you io the bemorrhoids
 othing ges a point across lke a
 Alot is not a word.
 You don't write
 So don't write alot
 Always leave a space here.
 Then Than
 is used for comparison.
 m much better at holding my
 owor than a panda bear
 is used for time.
 First I stole a parnda beae
 wedrank malt lior together
 pandas drisking ab
 The End
 Written & Drawn by The Oatmeal
<p>Spelling lessons.</p>

<p>Spelling lessons.</p>