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know it all: I know it all. by anikghoshal MORE MEMES
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know it all: gay victim soul @tragicgay Whenever I see news about how SNL or John Oliver or John Stewart "destroyed" Donald Trump my mind instinctively goes to this Vonnegut quote "During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high." - feathersescapism: Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context. One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, “Who here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?” I happen to know but I’m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, “Lower,” and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, “You know, don’t you.” “My mom’s a doc,” I said. He gave me a “so say it” gesture and I said, “Four to ten percent depending on your sources.” Everyone else looked surprised and horrified. And the paramedic said, “We’re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?” The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse. “What do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?” The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, “A corpse.” “Right,” says the paramedic. “Someone who isn’t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what I’m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.” So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated. But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflé - well. Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where we’d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA. What the whole world would look like. Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time you’ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god. If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they weren’t there. (*if you’re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)
know it all: gay victim soul
 @tragicgay
 Whenever I see news about how SNL or
 John Oliver or John Stewart "destroyed"
 Donald Trump my mind instinctively goes
 to this Vonnegut quote
 "During the Vietnam War,
 every respectable artist in
 this country was against
 the war. It was like a laser
 beam. We were all aimed
 in the same direction. The
 power of this weapon turns
 out to be that of a custard
 pie dropped from a
 stepladder six feet high." -
feathersescapism:

Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context. 
One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, “Who here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?”
I happen to know but I’m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, “Lower,” and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, “You know, don’t you.”
“My mom’s a doc,” I said. He gave me a “so say it” gesture and I said, “Four to ten percent depending on your sources.” 
Everyone else looked surprised and horrified. 
And the paramedic said, “We’re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?” 
The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse. 
“What do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?”
The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, “A corpse.”
“Right,” says the paramedic. “Someone who isn’t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what I’m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.”
So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated. 
But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflé - well. 
Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where we’d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA. 
What the whole world would look like. 
Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time you’ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god. 
If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they weren’t there. 

(*if you’re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)

feathersescapism: Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing...

know it all: semicolon m-dash ampersand every english teacher's favorite student doesn't start things until the last minute has hidden wild side of some kind probably a cat person must have final zinger in an argument kind of an asshole, but in the loveable way . off-the-charts sarcasm levels . cheer them up with food really heckin gay probably an art student trash for pastel-colored anything loves succulents but can't stop killing them ellipses colon quotation marks helps friends by sharing memes didn't peak until after high school ."what am i doing with my life" .probably a younger sibling what is self-control still unironically uses XD and o.O . freaks out when they see a dog . kind of a mess, but also pure mom friend Very Organized-how do they do it? . bakes desserts when stressed too hard on themselves asterisk exclamation point(s) parentheses . wrote it down but lost the note .thinks of perfect response a day later can't catch a break but Trying Really Hard loves nature/being outdoors . chaotic neutral won't stop watching vine comps hasn't slept in three days . for fuck's sake "well actually... . kind of a know-it-all won't realize they're the asterisk were probably valedictorian or something slash tilde question mark . so indecisive "hip with the youths" says "omg" (the acutual abbreviation) . has watched the office at least 3 times so soft probably a weeb .probably good at whistling doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings .always sleepy ."what is happening" .really likes podcasts and/or npr . shares nihilistic memes; really an optimist
know it all: semicolon
 m-dash
 ampersand
 every english teacher's favorite student
 doesn't start things until the last minute
 has hidden wild side of some kind
 probably a cat person
 must have final zinger in an argument
 kind of an asshole, but in the loveable way
 . off-the-charts sarcasm levels
 . cheer them up with food
 really heckin gay
 probably an art student
 trash for pastel-colored anything
 loves succulents but can't stop killing them
 ellipses
 colon
 quotation marks
 helps friends by sharing memes
 didn't peak until after high school
 ."what am i doing with my life"
 .probably a younger sibling
 what is self-control
 still unironically uses XD and o.O
 . freaks out when they see a dog
 . kind of a mess, but also pure
 mom friend
 Very Organized-how do they do it?
 . bakes desserts when stressed
 too hard on themselves
 asterisk
 exclamation point(s)
 parentheses
 . wrote it down but lost the note
 .thinks of perfect response a day later
 can't catch a break but Trying Really Hard
 loves nature/being outdoors
 . chaotic neutral
 won't stop watching vine comps
 hasn't slept in three days
 . for fuck's sake
 "well actually...
 . kind of a know-it-all
 won't realize they're the asterisk
 were probably valedictorian or something
 slash
 tilde
 question mark
 . so indecisive
 "hip with the youths"
 says "omg" (the acutual abbreviation)
 . has watched the office at least 3 times
 so soft
 probably a weeb
 .probably good at whistling
 doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings
 .always sleepy
 ."what is happening"
 .really likes podcasts and/or npr
 . shares nihilistic memes; really an optimist
know it all: ESFJ ENEJ ENTJ ESTJ -The popular one Easy to get to know Will bring you food when you're sad Hates being alone -Supportive and Warm Doesn't understand how to say 'no s your second MoM and isnít even somry -Genunly cares Knows you better than you know yourself -Moral police Actually really secretve -Intuitively wise and soMehow becomes vour life Mentor Surprisingly fun and social -COMManding AF -Triggered 200% of the tie -better than you at everything -UncoMfortable with their own feelings -Says they wil punch you in the face, will actually punch you in the face -Traditional dad figure -Confident Bossy and scary Surprisngly furnny and kind of a firt -Cares a bit too Much about what other people think of thew EFFICIENT AF INFJ -Everyone's unofficial shrnk -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert ISFJ INTJ ISJ -The perfectionist -Shy cinnaMon roll will replace your grandwother Hippie Just wants to help everyone wil bake you cookies -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between -The Know-it-all -Confident but surprisinly easly intividated -Thinks everyone is stupid Likes personal space but il spend tme with you if they love you -Hates subjectivity -Most lkely to settle donn n the suburbs with 25 kids and a doo -Grets shit done -Enjoų being by theMselves -Blank slate on the outside What are eMotions? dust wants world peace -Can always be found with their -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth INTP INFP -Qiet and hard to get to know Intellectually curious and genuinely loves leaning Never leaves the house -Obivious to everything -Hates too Many rules and overly structured systeMs -Can never find their car keys hnocent and a little najve -PerManently wears rose-tnted glasses -Probably Multingual -Takes everything personally after you get to k Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil will devote all their tme for you ever Meet ISFP WanM and sensitive to others -Chill and laidback Creative and Magnatv Shy at frst, but wor't shut up SMart Trker -Either doesn't give a shit or gives too Many shits -Stubbon is their Midde naMe -しonstantly ls conteMplating borderine ilegal activities due to boredoM now thew in uour life Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you just for the hell of it -Fears coMMitMent More than death -Actually a fragle bunry that fears rejection -Forgets to eat ENTP ESTP ENFP ESFP -Thinks their life is à soap opera -Bold and Spontaneous Coined the tem "All or nothing Enjoy entertairing others and Making sure everyone -The fuckbou -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything, -doins the debate teaM everų uear, for fun Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives EMotions and feelings are foreign languages -Devi's advocate Thinks arguing is foreplau The dreaMer doesn't frish anything Says rules and coMMitMent are Mportant Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive f not, should be ADHD Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition -Overthinks and overanalyses anything and everything as a 2 year old beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary
know it all: ESFJ
 ENEJ
 ENTJ
 ESTJ
 -The popular one
 Easy to get to know
 Will bring you food
 when you're sad
 Hates being alone
 -Supportive and Warm
 Doesn't understand
 how to say 'no
 s your second MoM
 and isnít even somry
 -Genunly cares
 Knows you better than
 you know yourself
 -Moral police
 Actually really secretve
 -Intuitively wise and soMehow
 becomes vour life Mentor
 Surprisingly fun and social
 -COMManding AF
 -Triggered 200% of the tie
 -better than you at everything
 -UncoMfortable with their
 own feelings
 -Says they wil punch you in the face,
 will actually punch you in the face
 -Traditional dad figure
 -Confident
 Bossy and scary
 Surprisngly furnny and
 kind of a firt
 -Cares a bit too Much about
 what other people think of thew
 EFFICIENT AF
 INFJ
 -Everyone's unofficial shrnk
 -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert
 ISFJ
 INTJ
 ISJ
 -The perfectionist
 -Shy cinnaMon roll
 will replace your grandwother Hippie
 Just wants to help everyone
 wil bake you cookies
 -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book
 fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o
 and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between
 -The Know-it-all
 -Confident but surprisinly
 easly intividated
 -Thinks everyone is stupid
 Likes personal space but il
 spend tme with you if they love you
 -Hates subjectivity
 -Most lkely to settle donn
 n the suburbs with 25 kids
 and a doo
 -Grets shit done
 -Enjoų being by theMselves
 -Blank slate on the outside
 What are eMotions?
 dust wants world peace
 -Can always be found with their
 -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth

 INTP
 INFP
 -Qiet and hard to get to know
 Intellectually curious and
 genuinely loves leaning
 Never leaves the house
 -Obivious to everything
 -Hates too Many rules and
 overly structured systeMs
 -Can never find their car keys
 hnocent and a little najve
 -PerManently wears
 rose-tnted glasses
 -Probably Multingual
 -Takes everything personally after you get to k
 Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil
 will devote all their tme for you ever Meet
 ISFP
 WanM and sensitive to others
 -Chill and laidback
 Creative and Magnatv
 Shy at frst, but wor't shut up
 SMart Trker
 -Either doesn't give a shit or
 gives too Many shits
 -Stubbon is their Midde naMe
 -しonstantly ls conteMplating
 borderine ilegal activities
 due to boredoM
 now thew
 in uour life
 Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you
 just for the hell of it
 -Fears coMMitMent More than death
 -Actually a fragle bunry
 that fears rejection
 -Forgets to eat
 ENTP
 ESTP
 ENFP
 ESFP
 -Thinks their life is à soap opera
 -Bold and Spontaneous
 Coined the tem "All or nothing
 Enjoy entertairing others and
 Making sure everyone
 -The fuckbou
 -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything,
 -doins the debate teaM
 everų uear, for fun
 Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for
 -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives
 EMotions and feelings are
 foreign languages
 -Devi's advocate
 Thinks arguing is foreplau
 The dreaMer
 doesn't frish anything
 Says rules and coMMitMent
 are Mportant
 Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive
 f not, should be
 ADHD
 Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly
 n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition
 -Overthinks and overanalyses
 anything and everything
 as a 2 year old
beckawang:
MBTI Types: Summary

beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary

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