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Memes, Nfl, and Patriotic: NFL FANTASY SCORING LEADERS 1. CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY-181.3 2. RUSSELL WILSON-155.26 3. LAMAR JACKSON-152.28 4. DESHAUN WATSON-152.16 5. CHRIS GODWIN-145.2 6. PATRICK MAHOMES-142.16 7. MATT RYAN-138.64 8. DALVIN COOK-136.6 9. AUSTIN EKELER-135.1 10. MICHAEL THOMAS-134.2 11. DAK PRESCOTT-132.66 12. NICK CHUBB- 127.5 13. KYLER MURRAY-126.36 14. PATRIOTS DST- 123 15. COOPER KUPP-121.60 NFL.COM STANDARD SCORING Raise your hand if you have the @Patriots defense on your @NFLFantasy team 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ https://t.co/KpqsKCFvvo

Raise your hand if you have the @Patriots defense on your @NFLFantasy team 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ https://t.co/KpqsKCFvvo

Dank, Memes, and Target: Lotty Earns @lottyburns You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000 Are you taking it? ChrisPianity @ChrisPurchase Yes. Why wouldn't I want $150,000 meirl by Northice12 MORE MEMES

meirl by Northice12 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: thescientifiect If you can produce a sound louder than 1100 db, you ca create a black hole strong enough to destroy the entire galaxy. The microwave at 5 BAM Are you challenging me? me_irl by RollsRoyce17 MORE MEMES

me_irl by RollsRoyce17 MORE MEMES

World, MeIRL, and Yes: Lotty Earns @lottyburns You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000 Are you taking it? ChrisPianity @ChrisPurchase Yes. Why wouldn't I want $150,000 meirl

meirl

Black, Strong, and Irl: thescientifiect If you can produce a sound louder than 1100 db, you ca create a black hole strong enough to destroy the entire galaxy. The microwave at 5 BAM Are you challenging me? me_irl

me_irl

Advice, Definitely, and Love: If You Love Something If you love something, let it go. If you don't love something, definitely let it go. Basically, just drop everything, who cares. epicjohndoe: If You Love Something, Here’s Some Advice

epicjohndoe: If You Love Something, Here’s Some Advice

Sex, Games, and Scandal: A GAMER FOR PRESIDENT 2020 You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex thehardtimes.net Weebs I like this one. GaMeS cAuSe ViOlEnCe

GaMeS cAuSe ViOlEnCe

Wario, Home, and Soviet: class wario @chuchugoogoo if you go home with someone and they have the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall..that's a big red flag 9/10/18, 6:41 PM 3,267 Retweets 23.3K Likes

Frick, Parents, and Mom: Parents: You don't have to come if you don't want to Me: Alright I'm not coming then Parents: made with mematic what the frick mom

what the frick mom

Crime, Life, and Massage: Life Hack: If you smell of Cannabis Police will give you a full-body massage ooo00owrrr.... the real crime here Up a bit please is your posture POL LICE THIRST AID

Teacher, Silence, and Asks: When the teacher asks if you have any questions, but you sit there in silence because you don't even know what you don't even know LENOS

Phone, Blue, and Warrior: Magenta Prex @geekymagenta If you are buying gender specific color clothing for an infant plz remember: Blue spellcaster Green druid Red warrior Yellow cleric Phone Dump 4

Phone Dump 4

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Tumblr, Blog, and Help: i will personally promote everyone that likes this thegoodvybe: i’ll promote/shoutout ALL YOU to my +999,000 followers but first: you must help me with ⇛ this ⇚ (i check) WARNING: PLZ Only like this post if you helped⤴

thegoodvybe: i’ll promote/shoutout ALL YOU to my +999,000 followers but first: you must help me with ⇛ this ⇚ (i check) WARNING: PLZ Only l...

Amazon, Chrome, and Click: $ Ecosia, a search engine that use 80% of their profits to plant trees, is planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy The Happy Broadcast G I don't want to play with you anymore tspicer23: ofgeography: avital-mi-beit: tealishfish: programmerhumour: Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet. I use Ecosia and let me tell you, Google has nothing on this search engine. It’s easy to free up your cache and delete cookies. The option is immediately viewable in settings instead of hidden away in the alcoves of who knows where. Unless you favorite a page, it automatically clears it after 7 days, which is awesome if you hate clearing tabs like I do. They plant trees everywhere. Ecosia updates you on their progress- not with annoying update notifications, but with a button you can click as you type up your search if you’re curious. The tree count is shown just beneath the search bar. It is an app too and only takes up 18.2 MB. That’s the equivalent of nine live pictures on your phone. You can view your own tree count. Mine’s 2,475 trees. I have had the app for six months. Do you know how much acreage that is? It’s a heckin’ ton of acres. It has a safe search mode that actually works. It’s true! also worth noting that ecosia’s servers run on 100% renewable energy and that their tree-planting methods are very cool: https://ecosia.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360013316554-What-tree-planting-methods-does-Ecosia-use- You can also add tab for a cause. Which is an extension for your web browser that gives you hearts to donate every time you open a new tab. And you can use ecosia as a search engine on it as well! Chrome Firefox

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Bitch, Children, and Clothes: RANT ian CUISINE FRANPAISE aliaitee: mboy-mlm: the-claire-bitch-project: thepunksink: the-big-phan-theory: doyounoelyourenemy: sidvintage: motherfuckin-pajamas: deadkennedysandattractivemen: A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes. I lost control about reblogging this picture. and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. literally one of my favourite pictures ever nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity THIS IS THE SAME DUDE BITCH NO WAYYYY

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Seven, Harry, and You: 2 THE DEDICATION OF THIS B0OK IS SPLIT SEVEN WAYS ΤΟ ΝΕΙ, TO JESSICA TO DAVID Το ΚΕΝΖΙΕ, то DI, ΤΟ ΑΝΝΕ, AND TO YOU, IF YOU HAVE STUCK WITH HARRY UNTIL THE VERY END

Xbox Live, Xbox, and Black: @thescientificfact If you can produce a sound louder than 1100 db, you can create a black hole strong enough to destroy the entire galaxy. follow for more @thescientificfact 10 year olds on xbox live: If they can’t do it, no one can

If they can’t do it, no one can

Memes, Xbox Live, and Xbox: @thescientificfact If you can produce a sound louder than 1100 db, you can create a black hole strong enough to destroy the entire galaxy. follow for more @thescientificfact 10 year olds on xbox live: If they can’t do it, no one can via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MlnFdR

If they can’t do it, no one can via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MlnFdR

Fall, Fly, and Darling: what if I fall? oh, my darling, what if you fly?

Facebook, Money, and School: facebook Left school Left school Me if left school Me if I stayed in school You can’t lose Money, If you don’t have any

You can’t lose Money, If you don’t have any

Goals, Memes, and The Game: (OPEnIing Mon Tue-Thue Tri-Sal Sunday De Gea: You won't concede 5/6 goals against Liverpool if you are injured for the game. https://t.co/TL9lzZnEoV

De Gea: You won't concede 5/6 goals against Liverpool if you are injured for the game. https://t.co/TL9lzZnEoV

God, Love, and Money: brayden bauer / @im your_density if you ask a coworker "how are you" and they say "well, im here" that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we'll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help Set me free plz

Set me free plz

Fucking, League of Legends, and Minecraft: Do you play Minecraft? Because if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft guess I can't get the shaft then:( Do I get anything for playing League of Legends? You get just the tip since I'm not a fucking nerd you nerd Does he like video games or not?

Does he like video games or not?

Books, Disappointed, and Love: IF YOu CAN CAN I CHECK oUT THIS BOOK? YES, YOu CAN CHECK oUT ANY BOOK ANY BOOK? WHAT IF I CAN'T REACH IT? THEN ILL DO IT FOR you REACH IT, YOu CAN CHECK IT OUT UNSHELVED © Overdue Media LLC by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com MAYBE YOu CAN MAYBE YOu CAN'T. MAYBE YOu CAN READ PART OF IT.MAYBE YOu SUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES. MY TEACHER SAYS I NEED TO RETURN THIS BOOK. IT'S ABOVE MY READING LEVEL you CAN STILL КЕEP IT. FOREVER? READ IT WORTH A SHOT 50? ПУ П UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum& Bill Barnes Overdue Media LLC www.unshelved.com I LOVE THE 5OUND POLICY MAKES WHENI BREAK IT DID YOu TELL THIS STUDENT HE COULD CHECK OUT THIS BOOK? ARE YOu AWARE THAT IT'S WELL ABOVE HIS READING LEVEL? WE HAVE A POLICY DONT CARE YES. UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com Overdue Media LLC AND I WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT THEY HAVE NO LIMIT5 I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED you LET KIDS CHECK OUT UST ANY BOOK WHY WHICH BOOKS DID YOU WANT TO CENSOR? WHAT? NO! I SUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY READ WITHIN THEIR CAPABILITIES! m © Overdue Media lLC UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com Kids are smart than you think

Kids are smart than you think

Yeah, Computer, and Think: ntrG Programer Computer If you forgot, then it wasn't important. I think I forgot something Programmer Yeah, you're right

School, Chat, and Never: nut n Never Underestimate your teachers nut all over school Ummmmm. CHAT Aight if you say so

Aight if you say so

Birthday, Friends, and Party: When your little brother who struggled to make friends in school asks if you can bring him to his friend's birthday party lt's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok I’m very proud of you bro

I’m very proud of you bro

Birthday, Friends, and Party: When your little brother who struggled to make friends in school asks if you can bring him to his friend's birthday party lt's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's ok I’m very proud of you bro

I’m very proud of you bro

Weed, Work, and Ask: When somebody at work ask you if you smoke weed and you just hit them with this look https://t.co/XA42wD8YT3

https://t.co/XA42wD8YT3

Love, Pussy, and Idiot: When she asks if you want to see her pussy and you know she doesnt have a cat Omay be an idiot...but im not stupid. LOVE THISP C. COM Never happened to me

Never happened to me

Marriage, Business, and Fight: dragon-in-a-fez: sassykardashian: IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES you just put every marriage counsellor out of business I think I’d end up losing every argument from laughing

I think I’d end up losing every argument from laughing

Beautiful, White, and World: I promise if you keep searching for everything beautiful in this world you will eventually become it. -tyler kent white

Christmas, Dad, and Run: X GST Subtotal GST AmOunt $4.37 EFTPOS $48.04 PLEASE RETAIN RECEIPT FOR EXCHANGE OR REFUND HOT SHOP HAS A 14 DAY REFUND POLICY NO EXCHANGE/REFUND ON COSTUMES THANK YOU! FOR SHOPPING WITH US : CHRISTMAS TIP! Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesnt 1isten throw a present in the bin!! if you run out of empty presents ime to throw the child in the bin! Great tip See more 3.1k 126 comments Like Share This receipt my dad found

This receipt my dad found

Hungry, Pizza, and Work: Hungry Howie's FLAVORED CRUST PIZZA LEANING SIGN OF PIZZA If you can’t fix it. Make it work for you.

If you can’t fix it. Make it work for you.

Bitch, Crazy, and Wow: oo00 AT&T 1:24 PM 58% Mady You know if you remove the d from your name it becomes May? Wow, would you look at that So the question is.do you want the d? That is the most clever thing I've ever heard How clever was it on a scale of (000)-000-0000 to (999)-999-9999? It's about a you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it Take notes, boys

Take notes, boys

Crying, Drinking, and Funny: aAT&T 3G 100% 9:26 AM Messages Edit If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. I'm on the toilet. Please advise. b&p Send Funny texts 91

Funny texts 91

Bad, Maine, and Stuff: Steve Maine @smaine TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "#MachineLearning" and pays 4x your current salary It all depends on how you do it!!

It all depends on how you do it!!

Hungry, Pizza, and Work: Hungry Howie's FLAVORED CRUST PIZZA LEANING SIGN OF PIZZA If you can’t fix it. Make it work for you.

If you can’t fix it. Make it work for you.

Memes, New York, and New York Times: Um. So if you have a paper copy of today’s New York Times, under the theater listing for @DerrenBrown’s showing page 4, I am mentioned. It makes no sense now. It will in like a week. I...I think that’s all I can say? I don’t understand what happened. https://t.co/yXc24bBsaY

Um. So if you have a paper copy of today’s New York Times, under the theater listing for @DerrenBrown’s showing page 4, I am mentioned. It...

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

God, Boat, and Wanted: What if You Wanted Boat Chest SNo Rut god said Sno

Sno

Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Football, Nfl, and Sports: Odell Beckham & Baker Mayfield getting Browns fans hopes up before the season... EIT FAIK XX XX RT if you get it 😂 https://t.co/nsDL5IIuLb

RT if you get it 😂 https://t.co/nsDL5IIuLb

Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Tumblr, Blog, and Help: i will personally promote everyone that likes this thegoodvybe: i’ll promote/shoutout ALL YOU to my +999,000 followers but first: you must help me with ⇛ this ⇚ (i check) WARNING: PLZ Only like this post if you helped⤴

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Head, Mars, and MeIRL: Mars @sailormarspimp if you see me lookin zoned out it's cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head meirl

meirl

America, Dumb, and Tumblr: If you ever feel dumb or stupid Just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot awesomesthesia: Hoo lee sheet

awesomesthesia: Hoo lee sheet

Tumblr, Blog, and Help: like or reblog this post if you have less than 4k followers thegoodvybe: i’ll promote/shoutout ALL YOU to my +999,000 followers but first: you must help me with ⇛ THIS ⇚(i check) WARNING: PLZ Only like this post if you helped⤴

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Tumblr, Blog, and Help: like or reblog this post if you have less than 4k followers thegoodvybe: i’ll promote/shoutout ALL YOU to my +999,000 followers but first: you must help me with ⇛ THIS ⇚(i check) WARNING: PLZ Only like this post if you helped⤴

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