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Dad, Fuck You, and Relationships: e fuck you im a prophet @emmjolras r/relationships: I [20F] am about to marry my fiancé [20M] and i want to invite my dad [40M] [40M] [40M] but i can't tell my mom [40OF] and also I don't know which one is my real dad? 1:44 PM Jul 25, 2018 7.6K Retweets 25K Likes

Dad, Fuck You, and Relationships: e
fuck you im a prophet
@emmjolras
r/relationships: I [20F] am about to marry
my fiancé [20M] and i want to invite my
dad [40M] [40M] [40M] but i can't tell my
mom [40OF] and also I don't know which
one is my real dad?
1:44 PM Jul 25, 2018
7.6K Retweets
25K Likes

Dad, Fuck You, and Relationships: e
fuck you im a prophet
@emmjolras
r/relationships: I [20F] am about to marry
my fiancé [20M] and i want to invite my
dad [40M] [40M] [40M] but i can't tell my
mom [40OF] and also I don't know which
one is my real dad?
1:44 PM Jul 25, 2018
7.6K Retweets
25K Likes

Fake, Love, and Respect: "I want you back love" He said "I miss you and I know how much my heart has been wishing for you to speak those words but do you really want me back? Or do you miss the feeling of having power and control over someone? You want to regain the satisfaction of seeing someone so much in love with you and later destroying them to shrubs. You want me to drown in the deep fake ocean of love again after I had given up everything to escape it. You changed me cheerful sweet girl I was back then, I don't attach myself to people Perhaps I'm no longer the who walk by me and leave and to be honest, I'm proud of that. I learnt how much strength I had within, some would say it was your loss that changed me but no, I wouldn't give you credit for a battle I fought on my own, I tamed the chaos without you, I buried the guilt without you and I moved past what we had without you. So no, me back because I'm worth more than the girl you are not getting you left me for, I'm worth more than a single text of I love you' or 'I miss you', I'm worth more than what you can give. I deserve heavy efforts, respect, fulfilled promises and a man who sees the world in longer do." me. I loved you but I no -AM

Fake, Love, and Respect: "I want you back love" He said
"I miss you and I know how much my heart has been wishing for
you to speak those words but do you really want me back? Or do
you miss the feeling of having power and control over someone?
You want to regain the satisfaction of seeing
someone so much in
love with you and later destroying them to shrubs. You want me
to drown in the deep fake ocean of love again after I had given up
everything to escape it. You changed me
cheerful sweet girl I was back then, I don't attach myself to people
Perhaps I'm no
longer the
who walk by
me and leave and to be honest, I'm proud of that. I
learnt how much strength I had within, some would say it was your
loss that changed
me but no, I wouldn't give you credit for a battle
I fought
on my own, I tamed the chaos without you, I buried the
guilt without you and I moved past what we had without you. So no,
me back because I'm worth more than the girl
you are not getting
you left me for, I'm worth more than a single text of I love you' or 'I
miss you', I'm worth more than what you can
give. I deserve heavy
efforts, respect, fulfilled promises and a man who sees the world in
longer do."
me. I loved you but I no
-AM

Fake, Love, and Respect: "I want you back love" He said
"I miss you and I know how much my heart has been wishing for
you to speak those words but do you really want me back? Or do
you miss the feeling of having power and control over someone?
You want to regain the satisfaction of seeing
someone so much in
love with you and later destroying them to shrubs. You want me
to drown in the deep fake ocean of love again after I had given up
everything to escape it. You changed me
cheerful sweet girl I was back then, I don't attach myself to people
Perhaps I'm no
longer the
who walk by
me and leave and to be honest, I'm proud of that. I
learnt how much strength I had within, some would say it was your
loss that changed
me but no, I wouldn't give you credit for a battle
I fought
on my own, I tamed the chaos without you, I buried the
guilt without you and I moved past what we had without you. So no,
me back because I'm worth more than the girl
you are not getting
you left me for, I'm worth more than a single text of I love you' or 'I
miss you', I'm worth more than what you can
give. I deserve heavy
efforts, respect, fulfilled promises and a man who sees the world in
longer do."
me. I loved you but I no
-AM

Gif, God, and School: LTE 7% 7:49 E Today 6:15 PM Credit score is 769. It's down a bit after back to school shopping Today 6:31 PM I feel that deeply I want you to feel me deeply Today 6:58 PM oh god I don't actually but it just flowed too well I applaud your creativity I'm making your hands clap bet I can make them cheeks clap too Once again don't actually but ya know I'm beginning to think you have ulterior motives here Nothing ulterior, just me tryna get your interior But jk Type a message... GIF Her bio asked for a credit score

Gif, God, and School: LTE
7%
7:49 E
Today 6:15 PM
Credit score is 769. It's down a bit after
back to school shopping
Today 6:31 PM
I feel that deeply
I want you to feel me deeply
Today 6:58 PM
oh god
I don't actually but it just flowed too well
I applaud your creativity
I'm making your hands clap bet I can
make them cheeks clap too
Once again don't actually but ya know
I'm beginning to think you have
ulterior motives here
Nothing ulterior, just me tryna get your
interior
But jk
Type a message...
GIF
Her bio asked for a credit score

Gif, God, and School: LTE
7%
7:49 E
Today 6:15 PM
Credit score is 769. It's down a bit after
back to school shopping
Today 6:31 PM
I feel that deeply
I want you to feel me deeply
Today 6:58 PM
oh god
I don't actually but it just flowed too well
I applaud your creativity
I'm making your hands clap bet I can
make them cheeks clap too
Once again don't actually but ya know
I'm beginning to think you have
ulterior motives here
Nothing ulterior, just me tryna get your
interior
But jk
Type a message...
GIF
Her bio asked for a credit score

Her bio asked for a credit score

Dank, Work, and Asks: WHEN MY BOSS ASKS ME TO WORK LATE wish I could but I don't want to. What excuses do you tell your boss to avoid working late?

Dank, Work, and Asks: WHEN MY BOSS ASKS ME TO WORK LATE
wish I could
but I don't want to.
What excuses do you tell your boss to avoid working late?

Dank, Work, and Asks: WHEN MY BOSS ASKS ME TO WORK LATE
wish I could
but I don't want to.
What excuses do you tell your boss to avoid working late?

What excuses do you tell your boss to avoid working late?

Nice, Com, and One: I DON'T TOLERATE LIARS. I'M A NICE PERSON, NOT A STUPID ONE. GOMCGILL.COM

Nice, Com, and One: I DON'T TOLERATE LIARS.
I'M A NICE PERSON,
NOT A STUPID ONE.
GOMCGILL.COM

Nice, Com, and One: I DON'T TOLERATE LIARS.
I'M A NICE PERSON,
NOT A STUPID ONE.
GOMCGILL.COM

Iphone, Twitter, and Bts: alice ia, getting that degree @armyalice94 even if jin goes "do you know bts???" I need you to reply "no, sir, I don't." Samira misses bts @trivjungoo 6h If someone catches bts in public act like you don't know them like who is bts? Idk them Show this thread 8:05 AM 11 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone

Iphone, Twitter, and Bts: alice
ia, getting that degree
@armyalice94
even if jin goes "do you know
bts???" I need you to reply "no, sir,
I don't."
Samira misses bts @trivjungoo 6h
If someone catches bts in public act like you
don't know them like who is bts? Idk them
Show this thread
8:05 AM 11 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone

Iphone, Twitter, and Bts: alice
ia, getting that degree
@armyalice94
even if jin goes "do you know
bts???" I need you to reply "no, sir,
I don't."
Samira misses bts @trivjungoo 6h
If someone catches bts in public act like you
don't know them like who is bts? Idk them
Show this thread
8:05 AM 11 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone

Amazon, Fire, and Global Warming: Economic:O |1. Recession Patrick,what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?! Oh I know! Economic Recession Global Warming TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES The earth getting destroyed OH NOOO!I don't think that bubble can get niuch bigger!! Amazon Rainforest fire NONSENSE

Amazon, Fire, and Global Warming: Economic:O |1.
Recession
Patrick,what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Oh I know!
Economic
Recession
Global Warming
TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES
The earth getting
destroyed
OH NOOO!I don't think that bubble can get niuch
bigger!!
Amazon
Rainforest fire
NONSENSE

Amazon, Fire, and Global Warming: Economic:O |1.
Recession
Patrick,what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Oh I know!
Economic
Recession
Global Warming
TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES
The earth getting
destroyed
OH NOOO!I don't think that bubble can get niuch
bigger!!
Amazon
Rainforest fire
NONSENSE

King, Why, and Couples: Josh King @jkingy97 I don't understand why couples do 3 month anniversary posts, I've had cups in my room longer then that

King, Why, and Couples: Josh King
@jkingy97
I don't understand why couples do 3
month anniversary posts, I've had cups
in my room longer then that

King, Why, and Couples: Josh King
@jkingy97
I don't understand why couples do 3
month anniversary posts, I've had cups
in my room longer then that

Amazon, Fire, and Global Warming: Economic:O |1. Recession Patrick,what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?! Oh I know! Economic Recession Global Warming TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES The earth getting destroyed OH NOOO!I don't think that bubble can get niuch bigger!! Amazon Rainforest fire NONSENSE Is this we didn’t start the fire Part 2?

Amazon, Fire, and Global Warming: Economic:O |1.
Recession
Patrick,what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Oh I know!
Economic
Recession
Global Warming
TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES
The earth getting
destroyed
OH NOOO!I don't think that bubble can get niuch
bigger!!
Amazon
Rainforest fire
NONSENSE
Is this we didn’t start the fire Part 2?

Amazon, Fire, and Global Warming: Economic:O |1.
Recession
Patrick,what could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Oh I know!
Economic
Recession
Global Warming
TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES
The earth getting
destroyed
OH NOOO!I don't think that bubble can get niuch
bigger!!
Amazon
Rainforest fire
NONSENSE
Is this we didn’t start the fire Part 2?

Is this we didn’t start the fire Part 2?

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: HOMESTUGKA domesticatedpoltergeist: i dont think none of you are gonna be goddamn prepared for this when its done so heres a WIP

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: HOMESTUGKA
domesticatedpoltergeist:

i dont think none of you are gonna be goddamn prepared for this when its done so heres a WIP

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: HOMESTUGKA
domesticatedpoltergeist:

i dont think none of you are gonna be goddamn prepared for this when its done so heres a WIP

domesticatedpoltergeist: i dont think none of you are gonna be goddamn prepared for this when its done so heres a WIP

Net, You, and Href: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion. https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, You, and Href: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you.
It's a complicated emotion.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, You, and Href: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you.
It's a complicated emotion.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dad, Sex, and Dick: the Sex Tlk ....AND DON'T FORGET TO ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX I KNOW DAD 1O YEARS LATER.. SHOW ME I DON'T THINK MY DAD WOULD APPROVE OF THIS THAT DICK! GOODBEARCOMICS.COM Safe sex only!

Dad, Sex, and Dick: the Sex Tlk
....AND DON'T FORGET TO
ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX
I KNOW DAD
1O YEARS LATER..
SHOW ME
I DON'T
THINK MY DAD
WOULD
APPROVE
OF THIS
THAT
DICK!
GOODBEARCOMICS.COM
Safe sex only!

Dad, Sex, and Dick: the Sex Tlk
....AND DON'T FORGET TO
ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX
I KNOW DAD
1O YEARS LATER..
SHOW ME
I DON'T
THINK MY DAD
WOULD
APPROVE
OF THIS
THAT
DICK!
GOODBEARCOMICS.COM
Safe sex only!

Safe sex only!

Memes, Work, and Dawn: Read this in silence.. Heavenly Father, I may not understand how everything will work out, but I trust you. I don't see a way, but I know you will make a way I have faith at this very moment you are touching hearts, opening doors and lining up the right breaks and right opportunities. Things may look dark and bleak now, but I have faith that my dawn is coming Amen 💕

Memes, Work, and Dawn: Read this in silence..
Heavenly Father,
I may not understand
how everything will work out,
but I trust you. I don't see a way,
but I know you will make a way
I have faith at this very moment
you are touching hearts,
opening doors and lining up
the right breaks and
right opportunities. Things may
look dark and bleak now, but
I have faith that my dawn is coming
Amen
💕

Memes, Work, and Dawn: Read this in silence..
Heavenly Father,
I may not understand
how everything will work out,
but I trust you. I don't see a way,
but I know you will make a way
I have faith at this very moment
you are touching hearts,
opening doors and lining up
the right breaks and
right opportunities. Things may
look dark and bleak now, but
I have faith that my dawn is coming
Amen
💕

💕

Android, Bitch, and Dank: teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse @Ne... @intelligentwat lol at the white lady who just locked her car doors as l crossed the street *near* her. bitch, I'm wearing a maxi dress with my titties out while jaywalking. I don't want your fucking Corolla. 2:26 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android 73 Retweets 827 Likes wearing a maxi dress by MagnanimousBear MORE MEMES

Android, Bitch, and Dank: teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse @Ne...
@intelligentwat
lol at the white lady who just
locked her car doors as l crossed
the street *near* her.
bitch, I'm wearing a maxi
dress with my titties out while
jaywalking. I don't want your
fucking Corolla.
2:26 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
73 Retweets 827 Likes
wearing a maxi dress by MagnanimousBear
MORE MEMES

Android, Bitch, and Dank: teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse @Ne...
@intelligentwat
lol at the white lady who just
locked her car doors as l crossed
the street *near* her.
bitch, I'm wearing a maxi
dress with my titties out while
jaywalking. I don't want your
fucking Corolla.
2:26 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
73 Retweets 827 Likes
wearing a maxi dress by MagnanimousBear
MORE MEMES

wearing a maxi dress by MagnanimousBear MORE MEMES

Android, Bitch, and Fucking: teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse @Ne... @intelligentwat lol at the white lady who just locked her car doors as l crossed the street *near* her. bitch, I'm wearing a maxi dress with my titties out while jaywalking. I don't want your fucking Corolla. 2:26 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android 73 Retweets 827 Likes wearing a maxi dress

Android, Bitch, and Fucking: teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse @Ne...
@intelligentwat
lol at the white lady who just
locked her car doors as l crossed
the street *near* her.
bitch, I'm wearing a maxi
dress with my titties out while
jaywalking. I don't want your
fucking Corolla.
2:26 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
73 Retweets 827 Likes
wearing a maxi dress

Android, Bitch, and Fucking: teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse @Ne...
@intelligentwat
lol at the white lady who just
locked her car doors as l crossed
the street *near* her.
bitch, I'm wearing a maxi
dress with my titties out while
jaywalking. I don't want your
fucking Corolla.
2:26 09 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
73 Retweets 827 Likes
wearing a maxi dress

wearing a maxi dress

Tumblr, Blog, and How: Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed awesomacious: Thank all of you who do this.

Tumblr, Blog, and How: Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
Shout out to people who rate & review
things cuz I don't like to rate or review
things but I like to know how things are
rated & reviewed
awesomacious:

Thank all of you who do this.

Tumblr, Blog, and How: Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
Shout out to people who rate & review
things cuz I don't like to rate or review
things but I like to know how things are
rated & reviewed
awesomacious:

Thank all of you who do this.

awesomacious: Thank all of you who do this.

Heaven, Memes, and Purple: I don't care how much you don't like me. The last time I checked, the road to heaven wasn't through your yard. Purple Stower <3

Heaven, Memes, and Purple: I don't care how
much you don't like
me. The last time I
checked, the road
to heaven wasn't
through your yard.
Purple Stower
<3

Heaven, Memes, and Purple: I don't care how
much you don't like
me. The last time I
checked, the road
to heaven wasn't
through your yard.
Purple Stower
<3

<3

Amazon, Community, and Fire: $ Ecosia, a search engine that use 80% of their profits to plant trees, is planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy The Happy Broadcast G I don't want to play with you anymore Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

Amazon, Community, and Fire: $
Ecosia, a search engine that use
80% of their profits to plant trees, is
planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after
the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy
The Happy Broadcast
G
I don't want to play with you anymore
Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

Amazon, Community, and Fire: $
Ecosia, a search engine that use
80% of their profits to plant trees, is
planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after
the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy
The Happy Broadcast
G
I don't want to play with you anymore
Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

Net, Can, and Think: The problem is that I don't think I can stop thinking about you, https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Can, and Think: The problem is that I don't think I can
stop thinking about you,
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Can, and Think: The problem is that I don't think I can
stop thinking about you,
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Say It, and I Love You: To my kids.. When I tell you I love you, I don't say it out of habit or to make a conversation. I say it to remind you that you're the best thing that ever happened to me. RELATIONSHIP RULES

Love, Say It, and I Love You: To my kids..
When I tell you I love you,
I don't say it out of habit or to
make a conversation. I say it to
remind you that you're the best
thing that ever happened to me.
RELATIONSHIP
RULES

Love, Say It, and I Love You: To my kids..
When I tell you I love you,
I don't say it out of habit or to
make a conversation. I say it to
remind you that you're the best
thing that ever happened to me.
RELATIONSHIP
RULES

Countdown, Halloween, and True: THE TRUTH There are only 69 days until Halloween I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE SO IM GOING TO CHECK, BRB GASP* SO IT IS TRUE Halloween/Countdown In 69 days October 31,2019 I LOOKED IT UP AND YOU ARE RIGHT) HAVE AN UPVOTE u/Xflame Meirl

Countdown, Halloween, and True: THE TRUTH
There are
only 69
days until
Halloween
I DONT KNOW IF
THATS TRUE
SO IM GOING
TO CHECK, BRB
GASP*
SO IT IS
TRUE
Halloween/Countdown
In 69 days
October 31,2019
I LOOKED IT UP
AND YOU ARE RIGHT)
HAVE AN UPVOTE
u/Xflame
Meirl

Countdown, Halloween, and True: THE TRUTH
There are
only 69
days until
Halloween
I DONT KNOW IF
THATS TRUE
SO IM GOING
TO CHECK, BRB
GASP*
SO IT IS
TRUE
Halloween/Countdown
In 69 days
October 31,2019
I LOOKED IT UP
AND YOU ARE RIGHT)
HAVE AN UPVOTE
u/Xflame
Meirl

Meirl

Food, Tbh, and Science: maura quint @behindyourback have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn Ch I don't need sleep. I need answers. Science needs more funding tbh

Food, Tbh, and Science: maura quint
@behindyourback
have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into
something better or did we just
stop with corn
Ch
I don't need sleep. I need answers.
Science needs more funding tbh

Food, Tbh, and Science: maura quint
@behindyourback
have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into
something better or did we just
stop with corn
Ch
I don't need sleep. I need answers.
Science needs more funding tbh

Science needs more funding tbh

Af, Funny, and Iphone: and 6 others follow Scooney McDooney's TE CITY Reid TN TOT @RVAREID Pics of Popeyes workers being worn out are not funny to me. They've been on their feet all day. Have to deal with non-stop orders & people trying to fight them over sauces. All that for pay that doesn't match the work performed. I don't want that for anybody. 18:50 22 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross.

Af, Funny, and Iphone: and 6 others follow
Scooney McDooney's
TE CITY
Reid
TN TOT
@RVAREID
Pics of Popeyes workers being
worn out are not funny to me.
They've been on their feet all
day. Have to deal with non-stop
orders & people trying to fight
them over sauces. All that for
pay that doesn't match the work
performed. I don't want that for
anybody.
18:50 22 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross.

Af, Funny, and Iphone: and 6 others follow
Scooney McDooney's
TE CITY
Reid
TN TOT
@RVAREID
Pics of Popeyes workers being
worn out are not funny to me.
They've been on their feet all
day. Have to deal with non-stop
orders & people trying to fight
them over sauces. All that for
pay that doesn't match the work
performed. I don't want that for
anybody.
18:50 22 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross.

Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross.

Af, Dank, and Funny: and 6 others follow Scooney McDooney's TE CITY Reid TN TOT @RVAREID Pics of Popeyes workers being worn out are not funny to me. They've been on their feet all day. Have to deal with non-stop orders & people trying to fight them over sauces. All that for pay that doesn't match the work performed. I don't want that for anybody. 18:50 22 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross. by battleangel1999 MORE MEMES

Af, Dank, and Funny: and 6 others follow
Scooney McDooney's
TE CITY
Reid
TN TOT
@RVAREID
Pics of Popeyes workers being
worn out are not funny to me.
They've been on their feet all
day. Have to deal with non-stop
orders & people trying to fight
them over sauces. All that for
pay that doesn't match the work
performed. I don't want that for
anybody.
18:50 22 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross. by battleangel1999
MORE MEMES

Af, Dank, and Funny: and 6 others follow
Scooney McDooney's
TE CITY
Reid
TN TOT
@RVAREID
Pics of Popeyes workers being
worn out are not funny to me.
They've been on their feet all
day. Have to deal with non-stop
orders & people trying to fight
them over sauces. All that for
pay that doesn't match the work
performed. I don't want that for
anybody.
18:50 22 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross. by battleangel1999
MORE MEMES

Exactly. Plus It’s corny af taking unsolicited pictures of people and posting them online for likes. It’s gross. by battleangel1999 MORE MEM...

Friends, Ugly, and Date: 32m I've seen it with my own eyes, women are very shallow. I'm short, ugly, and broke so I dont date but my good looking friends get the hottest women and the most women. geee I wonder why t Vote tVoteReply 5m Have you considered that ther... 19m How many short, ugly, broke women have you asked out? 3Reply 8m why would I do that tVote 0 Reply

Friends, Ugly, and Date: 32m
I've seen it with my own eyes, women are very
shallow. I'm short, ugly, and broke so I dont date but
my good looking friends get the hottest women and
the most women. geee I wonder why
t Vote
tVoteReply
5m Have you considered that ther...
19m
How many short, ugly, broke women have you
asked out?
3Reply
8m
why would I do that
tVote
0
Reply

Friends, Ugly, and Date: 32m
I've seen it with my own eyes, women are very
shallow. I'm short, ugly, and broke so I dont date but
my good looking friends get the hottest women and
the most women. geee I wonder why
t Vote
tVoteReply
5m Have you considered that ther...
19m
How many short, ugly, broke women have you
asked out?
3Reply
8m
why would I do that
tVote
0
Reply

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Alway s waiting for me to get home I don't know who's happier: me or the sheep? Made a saddle so my bird can ride my bulldog animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Alway
s waiting for me to get home

I don't know who's happier: me or
the sheep?

Made a saddle so my bird can ride
my bulldog
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Alway
s waiting for me to get home

I don't know who's happier: me or
the sheep?

Made a saddle so my bird can ride
my bulldog
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Okay, Strong, and Reality: I don't think anyone really understands how tiring it is to act okay and always be strong when in reality you're close to the edge.

Okay, Strong, and Reality: I don't think anyone really
understands how tiring it is
to act okay and always be
strong when in reality
you're close to
the edge.

Okay, Strong, and Reality: I don't think anyone really
understands how tiring it is
to act okay and always be
strong when in reality
you're close to
the edge.

Amazon, Dank, and Fire: X $ Ecosia, a search engine that use 80% of their profits to plant trees, is planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy The Happy Broadcast G I don't want to play with you anymore The only way we can help by Joako_27 MORE MEMES

Amazon, Dank, and Fire: X
$
Ecosia, a search engine that use
80% of their profits to plant trees, is
planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after
the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy
The Happy Broadcast
G
I don't want to play with you anymore
The only way we can help by Joako_27
MORE MEMES

Amazon, Dank, and Fire: X
$
Ecosia, a search engine that use
80% of their profits to plant trees, is
planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after
the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy
The Happy Broadcast
G
I don't want to play with you anymore
The only way we can help by Joako_27
MORE MEMES

The only way we can help by Joako_27 MORE MEMES

Crush, Halo, and Sleep: Can I Beat Halo Before The Rubber Bands Crush My TV? 498,456 views 15K Share Download 1K Save CITV I don't need sleep. I need answers. it Worth it

Crush, Halo, and Sleep: Can I Beat Halo Before The Rubber
Bands Crush My TV?
498,456 views
15K
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CITV
I don't need sleep. I need answers.
it
Worth it

Crush, Halo, and Sleep: Can I Beat Halo Before The Rubber
Bands Crush My TV?
498,456 views
15K
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I don't need sleep. I need answers.
it
Worth it

Worth it

Dank, 🤖, and Who: I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, BUT. PLANET NEEDS YOU THIS STHE MINDUNLEASHED GIVE A DAMN TO

Dank, 🤖, and Who: I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, BUT.
PLANET NEEDS
YOU
THIS
STHE MINDUNLEASHED
GIVE
A
DAMN
TO

Dank, 🤖, and Who: I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, BUT.
PLANET NEEDS
YOU
THIS
STHE MINDUNLEASHED
GIVE
A
DAMN
TO

Confused, Love, and Ask: So confused, wanna ask you if you love me but I dont wanna seem so weak https://iglovequotes.net/

Confused, Love, and Ask: So confused, wanna ask you if you love me
but I dont wanna seem so weak
https://iglovequotes.net/

Confused, Love, and Ask: So confused, wanna ask you if you love me
but I dont wanna seem so weak
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Meme, Target, and Tumblr: SHAWTY I DON'T SARANME ARANIME ARANIME SARANIME saranimeme:My fav Kermit meme (Inspiration)

Meme, Target, and Tumblr: SHAWTY
I
DON'T
SARANME

ARANIME

ARANIME

SARANIME
saranimeme:My fav Kermit meme (Inspiration)

Meme, Target, and Tumblr: SHAWTY
I
DON'T
SARANME

ARANIME

ARANIME

SARANIME
saranimeme:My fav Kermit meme (Inspiration)

saranimeme:My fav Kermit meme (Inspiration)

Happy, Im Happy, and May: I'm happy to be me. I may not be perfect but I am honest, loving, and real I don t try to be what I am not and I don't try to impress anyone. I am just me.

Happy, Im Happy, and May: I'm happy to be me.
I may not be perfect
but I am honest,
loving, and real
I don t try to be what
I am not and I don't
try to impress anyone.
I am just me.

Happy, Im Happy, and May: I'm happy to be me.
I may not be perfect
but I am honest,
loving, and real
I don t try to be what
I am not and I don't
try to impress anyone.
I am just me.

Love, Mean, and Okay: Tony, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean? I don't know, love you, talk to you later. HISDUCKLING Okay, love you too. PIljust ask Sam. ?!? Still Thinking?????

Love, Mean, and Okay: Tony, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
HISDUCKLING
Okay, love you too. PIljust ask Sam.
?!?
Still Thinking?????

Love, Mean, and Okay: Tony, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
HISDUCKLING
Okay, love you too. PIljust ask Sam.
?!?
Still Thinking?????

Still Thinking?????

Advice, Memes, and Twitter: mateo @runmatty Can y'all just post your therapist's advice on twitter so I don't have to go 9:54 PM 20 Oct 18 19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes 🙋🏽‍♂️

Advice, Memes, and Twitter: mateo
@runmatty
Can y'all just post your therapist's
advice on twitter so I don't
have to go
9:54 PM 20 Oct 18
19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes
🙋🏽‍♂️

Advice, Memes, and Twitter: mateo
@runmatty
Can y'all just post your therapist's
advice on twitter so I don't
have to go
9:54 PM 20 Oct 18
19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes
🙋🏽‍♂️

🙋🏽‍♂️

Amazon, Children, and Fire: blanco @blancopure we r on the verge of DYING due to climate change.. i don't think metal straws can save us now. step ur pussy game up mam and sirs The Amazon is on Fire, The Glaciers Are Melting — No Wonder Millennials Don’t Want Children!

Amazon, Children, and Fire: blanco
@blancopure
we r on the verge of DYING due to climate change.. i
don't think metal straws can save us now. step ur pussy
game up mam and sirs
The Amazon is on Fire, The Glaciers Are Melting — No Wonder Millennials Don’t Want Children!

Amazon, Children, and Fire: blanco
@blancopure
we r on the verge of DYING due to climate change.. i
don't think metal straws can save us now. step ur pussy
game up mam and sirs
The Amazon is on Fire, The Glaciers Are Melting — No Wonder Millennials Don’t Want Children!

The Amazon is on Fire, The Glaciers Are Melting — No Wonder Millennials Don’t Want Children!

Gif, Snapchat, and Verizon: all Verizon LTE @ 1O 93% 7:30 PM TOuay <- Private hey;) snap me if you can Snapchat Ah well then And here I was looking for genuine conversation Its okay ghee, youll find the right girl for you. Dont let my hustle get u down. Shes out there trust me. This was the most wholesome interaction I've ever had on bumble Delivered well its the truth, ik its rough on here finding real ppl that just wanna get to know you. Sadly, im not one of those ppl. But i dont want you to think every girl on here is like this. Your message GIF Surprisingly wholesome match today

Gif, Snapchat, and Verizon: all Verizon LTE
@ 1O 93%
7:30 PM
TOuay
<- Private
hey;) snap me if you can
Snapchat
Ah well then
And here I was looking for
genuine conversation
Its okay ghee, youll find the
right girl for you. Dont let my
hustle get u down. Shes out
there trust me.
This was the most
wholesome interaction I've
ever had on bumble
Delivered
well its the truth, ik its
rough on here finding real ppl
that just wanna get to know
you. Sadly, im not one of
those ppl. But i dont want you
to think every girl on here is
like this.
Your message
GIF
Surprisingly wholesome match today

Gif, Snapchat, and Verizon: all Verizon LTE
@ 1O 93%
7:30 PM
TOuay
<- Private
hey;) snap me if you can
Snapchat
Ah well then
And here I was looking for
genuine conversation
Its okay ghee, youll find the
right girl for you. Dont let my
hustle get u down. Shes out
there trust me.
This was the most
wholesome interaction I've
ever had on bumble
Delivered
well its the truth, ik its
rough on here finding real ppl
that just wanna get to know
you. Sadly, im not one of
those ppl. But i dont want you
to think every girl on here is
like this.
Your message
GIF
Surprisingly wholesome match today

Surprisingly wholesome match today

Sorry, Videos, and Elephants: Sushma @surreal_sushma What I tell: I'm sorry for being late What I don't tell: I was watching videos of pandas and elephants because I was having a panic attack and that's because I had to come here

Sorry, Videos, and Elephants: Sushma
@surreal_sushma
What I tell: I'm sorry for being late
What I don't tell: I was watching
videos of pandas and elephants
because I was having a panic
attack and that's because I had to
come here

Sorry, Videos, and Elephants: Sushma
@surreal_sushma
What I tell: I'm sorry for being late
What I don't tell: I was watching
videos of pandas and elephants
because I was having a panic
attack and that's because I had to
come here

Apple, God, and Oh My God: grain death @grain_death earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads Monday, May 206:31 PM european common spadefoot toad Monday, May 20 10:20 PM True Wednesday, May 22 6:47 PM T red american toadlet thank you mystery toad giver Saturday, May 25 5:17 PM T fowlers toad thank u T banjo frog (aka"pobblebonk") yes does he play the banjo better! his own call sounds like plucking a banjo string! like "bonk bonk:-) T or yoshi when he eats an apple! oh my god Incredible ok i have to know who are you i send you toads! that is just as good! how did you get my number! i think i just had it! thats valid! ok i will continue to not save your number and just enjoy the toad content bonk bonk! Meirl

Apple, God, and Oh My God: grain death
@grain_death
earlier this year a random number i
don't recognize started sending me
pictures of toads
Monday, May 206:31 PM
european common spadefoot toad
Monday, May 20 10:20 PM
True
Wednesday, May 22 6:47 PM
T
red american toadlet
thank you mystery toad giver
Saturday, May 25 5:17 PM
T
fowlers toad
thank u
T
banjo frog (aka"pobblebonk")
yes
does he play the banjo
better! his own call sounds like
plucking a banjo string! like "bonk
bonk:-)
T
or yoshi when he eats an apple!
oh my god
Incredible
ok i have to know
who are you
i send you toads!
that is just as good!
how did you get my number!
i think i just had it!
thats valid!
ok i will continue to not save your
number and just enjoy the toad content
bonk bonk!
Meirl

Apple, God, and Oh My God: grain death
@grain_death
earlier this year a random number i
don't recognize started sending me
pictures of toads
Monday, May 206:31 PM
european common spadefoot toad
Monday, May 20 10:20 PM
True
Wednesday, May 22 6:47 PM
T
red american toadlet
thank you mystery toad giver
Saturday, May 25 5:17 PM
T
fowlers toad
thank u
T
banjo frog (aka"pobblebonk")
yes
does he play the banjo
better! his own call sounds like
plucking a banjo string! like "bonk
bonk:-)
T
or yoshi when he eats an apple!
oh my god
Incredible
ok i have to know
who are you
i send you toads!
that is just as good!
how did you get my number!
i think i just had it!
thats valid!
ok i will continue to not save your
number and just enjoy the toad content
bonk bonk!
Meirl

Meirl

Iphone, My House, and Tumblr: JasonLastname @JasonLastname Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way. JasonLastname Alison Hacker @JasonLastname @AlisonsTweeting I don't know who you are I don't know who you are @JasonLastname but your tweet is now @AlisonsTweeting but your tweet is now framed and hung up in my house framed and hung up in my apartment Alson Hacker ao 1dow't n as Pa aed and uegue my es odmln beng tee 9:04 AM 2/1/19 Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 67 Likes awesomacious: Each tweet is wholesomer than the last

Iphone, My House, and Tumblr: JasonLastname
@JasonLastname
Breaks my heart that pirates spend their
whole lives following a map, when the
real treasure is the friendships they build
along the way.
JasonLastname
Alison Hacker
@JasonLastname
@AlisonsTweeting
I don't know who you are
I don't know who you are
@JasonLastname but your tweet is now @AlisonsTweeting but your tweet is now
framed and hung up in my house
framed and hung up in my apartment
Alson Hacker ao
1dow't n
as Pa
aed and uegue my
es
odmln
beng tee
9:04 AM 2/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
9 Retweets 67 Likes
awesomacious:

Each tweet is wholesomer than the last

Iphone, My House, and Tumblr: JasonLastname
@JasonLastname
Breaks my heart that pirates spend their
whole lives following a map, when the
real treasure is the friendships they build
along the way.
JasonLastname
Alison Hacker
@JasonLastname
@AlisonsTweeting
I don't know who you are
I don't know who you are
@JasonLastname but your tweet is now @AlisonsTweeting but your tweet is now
framed and hung up in my house
framed and hung up in my apartment
Alson Hacker ao
1dow't n
as Pa
aed and uegue my
es
odmln
beng tee
9:04 AM 2/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
9 Retweets 67 Likes
awesomacious:

Each tweet is wholesomer than the last

awesomacious: Each tweet is wholesomer than the last

Mean, How, and Net: ALLTEOOP I don't get how guys can do so many mean things and not even care. https://iglovequotes.net/

Mean, How, and Net: ALLTEOOP
I don't get how guys can do so many
mean things and not even care.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Mean, How, and Net: ALLTEOOP
I don't get how guys can do so many
mean things and not even care.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this... this.. .black man in less than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home. Not now, not ever. I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. By Harold Toomey wwiao: my favourite thing ever 375,318 notes awesomacious: They had us in the first half

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this...
this.. .black man in less
than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home.
Not now, not ever.
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
By Harold Toomey
wwiao:
my favourite thing ever
375,318 notes
awesomacious:

They had us in the first half

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this...
this.. .black man in less
than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home.
Not now, not ever.
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
By Harold Toomey
wwiao:
my favourite thing ever
375,318 notes
awesomacious:

They had us in the first half

awesomacious: They had us in the first half

Pregnant, Tumblr, and Blog: Brooke Gross My dog was very ill near the end of my pregnancy, but he fought it up until I gave birth to my daughter. The last time he showed excitement was when we brought her home from the hospital. He passed away a week later. I don't think he wanted me to go through the grief of losing him while I was pregnant, and I think he also wanted to meet his baby sister. awesomacious: May his sweet little soul rest in peace. ❤️

Pregnant, Tumblr, and Blog: Brooke Gross
My dog was very ill near the end of my
pregnancy, but he fought it up until I gave
birth to my daughter. The last time he showed
excitement was when we brought her home
from the hospital. He passed away a week
later. I don't think he wanted me to go through
the grief of losing him while I was pregnant,
and I think he also wanted to meet his baby
sister.
awesomacious:

May his sweet little soul rest in peace. ❤️

Pregnant, Tumblr, and Blog: Brooke Gross
My dog was very ill near the end of my
pregnancy, but he fought it up until I gave
birth to my daughter. The last time he showed
excitement was when we brought her home
from the hospital. He passed away a week
later. I don't think he wanted me to go through
the grief of losing him while I was pregnant,
and I think he also wanted to meet his baby
sister.
awesomacious:

May his sweet little soul rest in peace. ❤️

awesomacious: May his sweet little soul rest in peace. ❤️

Puppies, Target, and Tumblr: Unfriend, unfriend, un... oh, look who just had puppies again. Unfriend Came home to find my neighbor's dog like this.. I don't get it My hunting dog is on high alert animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Puppies, Target, and Tumblr: Unfriend, unfriend, un... oh, look who just
had puppies again. Unfriend

Came home to find my neighbor's dog like
this.. I don't get it

My hunting dog is on high alert
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Puppies, Target, and Tumblr: Unfriend, unfriend, un... oh, look who just
had puppies again. Unfriend

Came home to find my neighbor's dog like
this.. I don't get it

My hunting dog is on high alert
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Advice, Twitter, and MeIRL: mateo @runmatty Can y'all just post your therapist's advice on twitter so I don't have to go 9:54 PM 20 Oct 18 19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes meirl

Advice, Twitter, and MeIRL: mateo
@runmatty
Can y'all just post your therapist's
advice on twitter so I don't
have to go
9:54 PM 20 Oct 18
19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes
meirl

Advice, Twitter, and MeIRL: mateo
@runmatty
Can y'all just post your therapist's
advice on twitter so I don't
have to go
9:54 PM 20 Oct 18
19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes
meirl

meirl

Advice, Dank, and Memes: mateo @runmatty Can y'all just post your therapist's advice on twitter so I don't have to go 9:54 PM 20 Oct 18 19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes meirl by Bmchris44 MORE MEMES

Advice, Dank, and Memes: mateo
@runmatty
Can y'all just post your therapist's
advice on twitter so I don't
have to go
9:54 PM 20 Oct 18
19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes
meirl by Bmchris44
MORE MEMES

Advice, Dank, and Memes: mateo
@runmatty
Can y'all just post your therapist's
advice on twitter so I don't
have to go
9:54 PM 20 Oct 18
19.2K Retweets 77.7K Likes
meirl by Bmchris44
MORE MEMES

meirl by Bmchris44 MORE MEMES

Facebook, Funny, and Irs: alexmuninn Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie Add his boss as a friend on Facebook Eat the last of his Nutella Text his ex with a "U up?" message Tell the IRS he owes back taxes Log in to gmail and change his password voidbat every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D my mom's addition was always "hit him in the face with a vick's inhaler" brighteyedjill I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I'll wait. rainbowbarnacle EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN'!

Facebook, Funny, and Irs: alexmuninn
Other Things To Do To A
Drunken Sailor
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a "U up?" message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
voidbat
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song.
i sang each one of them. :D
my mom's addition was always "hit him in the face
with a vick's inhaler"
brighteyedjill
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go
on. I'll wait.
rainbowbarnacle
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN'!

Facebook, Funny, and Irs: alexmuninn
Other Things To Do To A
Drunken Sailor
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a "U up?" message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
voidbat
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song.
i sang each one of them. :D
my mom's addition was always "hit him in the face
with a vick's inhaler"
brighteyedjill
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go
on. I'll wait.
rainbowbarnacle
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN'!

Disappointed, The Worst, and MeIRL: not the WORST mom @nottheworstmom Inever buy chips because then I'll eat them, so instead I look in my pantry everyday and am disappointed that I don't have any chips. Meirl

Disappointed, The Worst, and MeIRL: not the WORST mom
@nottheworstmom
Inever buy chips because then I'll eat
them, so instead I look in my pantry
everyday and am disappointed that I
don't have any chips.
Meirl

Disappointed, The Worst, and MeIRL: not the WORST mom
@nottheworstmom
Inever buy chips because then I'll eat
them, so instead I look in my pantry
everyday and am disappointed that I
don't have any chips.
Meirl

Meirl

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes awesomacious: Sweet Keanu

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18
02:56 ....ll
Thread
James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
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2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
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"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
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realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
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awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

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James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
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James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
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James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
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He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
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"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
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James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
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17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
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t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

awesomacious: Sweet Keanu

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Google, Bing, and Fuck: (._)
I don't know WHAT
the fuck is going on.
Good luck searching for it online though.
Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing. Just kidding
meirl

Google, Bing, and Fuck: (._)
I don't know WHAT
the fuck is going on.
Good luck searching for it online though.
Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing. Just kidding
meirl

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