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Barcelona, Neymar, and Soccer: ARENA Neymar returning to PSG training after his transfer to Barcelona doesn’t happen. 😂😂😭 https://t.co/XxHl3TvN4B

Neymar returning to PSG training after his transfer to Barcelona doesn’t happen. 😂😂😭 https://t.co/XxHl3TvN4B

Boner, Family, and Time: Tweet My bf met my family for the first time & we we're playing catch phrase & his word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person he said "something that Bridget gives me" right infront of my father Can’t tell if it’s more bold or stupid

Can’t tell if it’s more bold or stupid

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: CHIUNE SUGIHARA This man saved 6,000 Jews. He was a Japanese diplomat in Lithuania. When the Nazis began rounding up Jews, Sugihara risked his life by issuing unlawful travel visas to Jews. He hand-wrote them 18 hours a day. The day his consulate closed and he had to evacuate, witnesses claim he was still writing visas and throwing from the train as he pulled away. He saved 6000 lives. The world did not know what he had done until Israel honored him in 1985, the year before he died. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: This Great Man Deserves To Be Remembered

lolzandtrollz: This Great Man Deserves To Be Remembered

Ass, Dank, and Memes: 4/28/19 My little cousin was being bullied for his big he'll never be bullied again ass ears so I fixed them for him now t26,578 711 36.2K Replying to. Now he gotta un-Velcro them mfs when the teacher say put your listening ears on Shoulda just taught his cousin to roast back by Liteboyy MORE MEMES

Shoulda just taught his cousin to roast back by Liteboyy MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Shit: That awkward moment when your friend looks at you after his mother slaps the shit out of him.. Happened to me once by ChronosGrundy03 MORE MEMES

Happened to me once by ChronosGrundy03 MORE MEMES

Spider, Tumblr, and Blog: INKIT gcinkdraws: ~ spider dreg, spider peg - running around on his little peg legs~

gcinkdraws: ~ spider dreg, spider peg - running around on his little peg legs~

Marriage, Tumblr, and Black: libertarirynn: Hot Diggity dang they just released a deleted W’Kabi/Okoye scene from Black Panther and it’s everything I seriously can’t find the rationale for deleting this scene. It would’ve brought so much more clarity to W’Kabi’s motivations, as well as more formally establish his marriage to Okoye, which was only barely referenced in a few lines in the final cut.

libertarirynn: Hot Diggity dang they just released a deleted W’Kabi/Okoye scene from Black Panther and it’s everything I seriously can’t f...

Dank, Ice Cream, and 🤖: COoperthe dogloves ice cream,and willgo extremetengtis iogetit! UNILAD "Cooper will go to extreme lengths for his ice cream..." 🍦🐶

"Cooper will go to extreme lengths for his ice cream..." 🍦🐶

Friends, Jesus, and Lgbt: KNoW. AND 1 FOUND HER. WHOA!WHOA! WHOA HoLD IT RIGHT THERE HE WASN T LOST, WE KICKED HIM OUT! onakedpastor.com tahthetrickster: kween-kaiju: cheeseanonioncrisps: musicalhell: lizawithazed: kittiechamomile: infinitydoublevenus: positive-memes: There’s nothing I don’t love about this rb to piss off religious conservatives This is so important to me, especially as a religious LGBT person. “And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, ‘Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost!’ -Luke 15:6 Reblog for Jesus refusing to misgender his sheep. Jesus loves ewe. the original artist (david hayward aka nakedpastor) made more with different pronouns!

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Being Alone, Memes, and Wholesome: A pelican befriended a stray dog who was often spotted hanging out all alone along the boat docks. The man who took this photograph has adopted the dog but brings him back every day to see his friend, Petey the Pelican. So frickin wholesome via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2y16Dd3

So frickin wholesome via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2y16Dd3

Birthday, Happy Birthday, and Happy: f /LaughingColours WISHING GEM OF AN ACTOR LAUGHING Celeurs RAVI KISHAN ON HIS BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Bad, Florida Man, and Florida: Watch Florida Man Steal a Car Realize a Baby is in It, Drops Baby Off Safely, Before Making His Get Away (Video) bit.ly/ You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad guy He is good guy

He is good guy

How, Answer, and Mud: SARGE I DON KNOW HOW MUd Longer We can HOID THEM DEFEND your answer.X ANSWER No! WHY ARE YOu BOOING ME? 1'M RIGHT. He defended it will his last breath.

He defended it will his last breath.

Dank, Memes, and Target: SARGE I DON KNOW HOW MUd Longer We can HOID THEM DEFEND your answer.X ANSWER No! WHY ARE YOu BOOING ME? 1'M RIGHT. He defended it will his last breath. by RedRexman MORE MEMES

He defended it will his last breath. by RedRexman MORE MEMES

Dogs, Friends, and Love: Julia Galef @juliagalef I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproach- fully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends" II 3:47 AM 17 Jul 18 169 Retweets 1,679 Likes meirl

meirl

Aaron Rodgers, Beer, and Eli Manning: The year is 2057. Tom Brady is still throwing 5-yard slants and looking to capture his 24th ring. Drew Brees is still trying to avenge the refs from the NFC title game and get back to the Super Bowl. Dave Gettleman still refuses to take the starting job away from 76-year-old Eli Manning. Meanwhile Daniel Jones has retired playing a snap. Phillip Rivers is on kid number 32 Oh, and Aaron Rodgers just finished chugging his beer. without ever @NFL_MEMES Pilrtots NFL The year is 2057... https://t.co/hIlGgqQ3O9

The year is 2057... https://t.co/hIlGgqQ3O9

Dallas Cowboys, Eli Manning, and Memes: The year is 2057. Tom Brady is still throwing 5-yard slants and looking to capture his 24th ring. Drew Brees is still trying to avenge the refs from the NFC title game and get back to the Super Bowl. Dave Gettleman still refuses to take the starting job away from 76-year-old Eli Manning. Meanwhile Daniel Jones has retired without ever playing a snap. Phillip Rivers is on kid number 32 ONFL MEMES And the Cowboys still suck...

And the Cowboys still suck...

Dank, Dogs, and Friends: Julia Galef @juliagalef I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproach- fully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends" II 3:47 AM 17 Jul 18 169 Retweets 1,679 Likes meirl by kangaru- MORE MEMES

meirl by kangaru- MORE MEMES

Beard, Best Friend, and Dank: So this man best friend pretended to be his wife on his wedding day. SNEAK 100 Shiit my wifes got a beard by apex_No1re MORE MEMES

Shiit my wifes got a beard by apex_No1re MORE MEMES

Beard, Best Friend, and Best: So this man best friend pretended to be his wife on his wedding day. SNEAK 100 Shiit my wifes got a beard

Shiit my wifes got a beard

Dogs, Date, and Car: Date a man who works hard, loves his mother, loves dogs, and sings in the car with you -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP ES

Hungry, True, and Home: "It is difficult for me to imagine what personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only exist where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is not unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, home and his bread Only in such a society can personal, and any other freedom exist for real and not on paper. LV. Dzhugashvili Georgian philosopher and political activist

Iphone, Twitter, and Pets: Desus Nice @desusnice Trump not owning a dog was the first warning btw 5:07 PM 7/14/19 Twitter for iPhone 7,270 Retweets 42.1K Likes Cant trust a MF when the only pets hes ever had were his wives

Cant trust a MF when the only pets hes ever had were his wives

Control, Never, and How: Never control him.. let him do what he wants so you can see what he rather do. His actions will show how much he respects you. -Unknown Author BELATIONSHIP ES

Sword, Eye, and Human: His sword technique is way too fast for the human eye

His sword technique is way too fast for the human eye

Doctor, Scare, and Work: This is epic! Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is preg- nant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor:Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him, In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died! Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion. Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient please There’s a lot to take in here. The fact that this appears to be a photograph of a picture or a screen. The fact that there’s a picture of Trump at the top. The Boomerific headline. It’s a work of art.

There’s a lot to take in here. The fact that this appears to be a photograph of a picture or a screen. The fact that there’s a picture of Tr...

Aaron Rodgers, Children, and Dallas Cowboys: STORM AREA 51 OFFICIAL ATTACK PLAN @NFL_MEMES People who think Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady Cowboys fans DK Metcalf People who finished last in their fantasy football leagues Phillip Rivers and his large army of children Raiders fans who think this year is also their year Kareem Hunt (to kick any guards) & Tyreek Hill (to babysit Phillip Rivers' kids) Saints fans who actually signed a petition to replay the NFC Championship game Dave Gettleman & the entire New York Giants front office Seahawks fans who became Seahawks fans in 2012 Eagles fans still drunk from celebrating Super Bowl 52 to absorb bullets The rest of us sneaking in the back safely Storm Area 51 Official Attack Plan: https://t.co/RXB7qQFc2F

Storm Area 51 Official Attack Plan: https://t.co/RXB7qQFc2F

Best Friend, Best, and Wife: So this man best friend pretended to be his wife on his wedding day. Whoa I need one of those

Whoa I need one of those

Dank, Memes, and Money: I HATE ELVIS Elvis Presley's manager sold "I Hate Elvis" badges as a way to make money off of people who weren't buying his merchandise SNEAK 100 Sneaky eh by RsShades MORE MEMES

Sneaky eh by RsShades MORE MEMES

Peter Pan, Work, and Children's Hospital: Imagacredit: Wikimedia James Barrie, creator of Peter Pan, gave the Peter Pan copyright to Great Ormond Street Hospital, the leading children's hospital in London. The royalties continue to support the institution's work today, more than 80 years after Barrie's death. This was his happy thought.

This was his happy thought.

Bones, Charlie, and Family: Grandpa Joe when his family needs his help: "I was born with glass bones and paper skin." Grandpa Joe when Charlie finds a Golden Ticket: "CHOCOLATE?!!" Grandpa joe

Grandpa joe

Dad, Memes, and Paris: "dad why is my cousins name is paris?" "cause his mom and dad met in paris son." "thanks dad" "no problem Area 5" attherrer

Drugs, Spain, and Man: Man arrested trying to smuggle drugs into Spain under his wig JACOB JARVIS TUESDAY 16 JULY 2019 | 10:57 NAC CUERPO POL CUER Maybe if I put it under my wig they wouldn’t notice it

Maybe if I put it under my wig they wouldn’t notice it

Fire, Money, and School: My sisters student today took an empty tissue box and brought his piano outside of school to help raise money for my cancer. He raised $12 & brought it back to my sister as a surprise. MY HEARTS ON FIRE So thoughtful.

So thoughtful.

Clothes, Coca-Cola, and Dogs: Someone called in a complaint on 13 year old Jaequan Faulkner who opened a hot dog stand to pay his school clothes. Coca-Cola 1510 HOT DOGS BEST IN TOWN DRINKS ALD FACHION Rather than shutting him down, the city of Minneapolis helped him get a permit and got him more business. MORE OF THIS PLEASE!! Everyone 1iked that https://t.co/FzBY9oh1c2

https://t.co/FzBY9oh1c2

Advice, Charles Barkley, and Fat: VIA ESPN'S GETUP B.R $IXERS 34 ELICAKS 66 IWAS FAT.... ZON DOESN'T LOOK FAT.... BUT HE'S GOING TOHAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PERFECT PLAYING WEIGHT IS FOR HIS BODY. CHARLES BARKLEY ON POTENTIAL WEIGHT CONCERNS FORZION WILLIAMSON Chuck's advice for Zion

Chuck's advice for Zion

Bye Felicia, Dank, and Been: UNILAD BYE FELICIA Get him! "Been watching this seagull terrorise people all morning!" This unsuspecting man and his sausage roll were easy prey... 😂👀

"Been watching this seagull terrorise people all morning!" This unsuspecting man and his sausage roll were easy prey... 😂👀

Ass, Butt, and Head: jackievspade: Interesting note, but if you listen closely, you can hear his butt making the squeak sound as he slides into the tub. That just makes my entire day because someone had to find that sound. Someone had to create that sound. And someone had to edit that sound into the scene. Also, if you ever feel sad, just replay your favorite scenes in your head, but imagine it during performance capture, with everyone wearing the pajamas covered in little balls. I have provided myself hours of entertainment this way. That smile he does when his ass touches the warm water

jackievspade: Interesting note, but if you listen closely, you can hear his butt making the squeak sound as he slides into the tub. That ju...

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: best of grindr Congratulations to Sam Smith on what looks like his first ever kiss. c-bassmeow: jackmeatington: i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter I’m going to fucking die from this

c-bassmeow: jackmeatington: i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter I’m going to fucking die from ...

Mulan, Taken, and Target: You took away my victory! [Mulan] No! l did The soldier from the mountains. schuyleryette: aquilacalvitium: moonflowerlights: ninthtravelingman: nealdk: whatarefishfingers: ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin: theprettiestman: Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes ((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier)) thank you, history side of tumblr. He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs. Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera. Thank you medical side of tumblr I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

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Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales What has been your worst "nice guy" experience? So, possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the "women want him, men want to *be* him" stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a not going well. Guy was being I rather inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't look at all comfortable. The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says "well, least I know you can swallow right?" Loudly Girl goes red and tells him that isn't appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway" I missed her exact re as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with "sweetheart I picked lost the colour in her face and said nothing. No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get involved" type of people and there is no way I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway. I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says "Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to "stab him in the neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's not the best idea, I sit down. He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in his face Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?" Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see. Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I'm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up" Guy: "oh no well that..." Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, me, the dn't want yhe staff here and settle your bill., the full bill now, this young lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I'll leave it up to you. Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter Cop: while writing down the guys details 1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want to pursue this further I'll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further. Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here". Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second* "Well I'm here with my daughter, she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd prefer to call someone else?" Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much! *guy returns, so does the hardarse cop* Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have back.". my Cop: "There you go. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don't go near or contact this young lady ever again. Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!" The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the qirl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap. It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero. malicemanaged Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his life. Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Dad, Facebook, and Fucking: Julia @ghoulia Follow a guy on my facebook posted something slightly stupid & his mom went OFFFFFFFFF What it takes to be an attractive... Man Woman -be ripped -have stable job -be ripped -have money -be clean dress well -smell good -be dad material -pay for dates -be confident -have nice hair -Dont be too fat Meninist on Tuesday welp I am so ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW TAKE THIS DOWN. This is going to be a conversation. You think this is true? You are selfish enough and diluted enough to believe this garbage? 3 hours ago . Unlike-山1 . Reply By these standards SON I guess I'm unattractive and don't to a fucking thing for you! Oh you and I have a goddamn lunch date. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply I wouldn't worry about any other girls response here. Mine should enlighten you. And I've screen shot this for our further viewing pleasure and future learning tool. 3 hours ago . Unlike . 1 . Reply I'm so glad I screen shot this very every girl you ever try to bring home. For your wedding day...this...this will be brought up FOREVER. 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Yup. what mood 3 hours ago Like Reply look has set I'm sure your future pregnant wife will feel.your love when YPU MAKE HER UNATTRACTIVE through pregnancy. You twit. Open mouth allow shit to fal out. Anyone who liked this better unlik it like real fast. How do you like being single forever because your a DOUCHE CANOE? 3 hours ago Unlike 2 Reply Oh don't like me spamming your wall? Don't post horse shit calling me unattractive! Like f I'm not going to defend myself! 3 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Simlle More Your proctologist called he found your head 2 hours ago Unlike 1 Reply Smile More Write a comment... OS dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … This is actually amazing because anytime I see a man being sexist or misogynistic, I wonder where his mother is. “your proctologist called, he found your head” lmaooooooo She went off on him I’m dead She gave him life, then saw fit to take it away. this is how moms should respond to their sons being pricks, not awkward socially-obligated laughter or silent smiles Fatality

dr-gloom: neshtasplace: author-trash: inquisitorhotpants: thugilly: micdotcom: And mom of the year goes to … This is actually amazing...

Dank, Jesus, and Memes: i THEGAILYGRIND.COM Woman Violently Pushes Anti-Gay Priest Offstage In Front Of 50,000 Praying Catholics Because that's what hero's do. Hopefully Jesus can fix his spine by mansonfamily MORE MEMES

Hopefully Jesus can fix his spine by mansonfamily MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: i PAWSPLANET.ME Man Stops For Kitten Trembling In Road, Then Realizes Her Feet Are GLUED To The Ground Ravenmausi 15d I hope the kitten is fine now 2.4k Reply builtlikeaptcruiser 15d Luckily she is, she was saved by a man who took her to the vet to get her wounds looked at and get the glue removed. Him and his wife adopted her and named her Sticky 4.0k Everyone 1iked that Some wholesome, non-area 51 content for you guys. by ilove_you3000 MORE MEMES

Some wholesome, non-area 51 content for you guys. by ilove_you3000 MORE MEMES

Family, God, and Memes: All I ASK...IS THAT GOD NEVER TAKES HIS HANDS OFF ME AND MY FAMILY

Wife, Content, and Wholesome: i PAWSPLANET.ME Man Stops For Kitten Trembling In Road, Then Realizes Her Feet Are GLUED To The Ground Ravenmausi 15d I hope the kitten is fine now 2.4k Reply builtlikeaptcruiser 15d Luckily she is, she was saved by a man who took her to the vet to get her wounds looked at and get the glue removed. Him and his wife adopted her and named her Sticky 4.0k Everyone 1iked that Some wholesome, non-area 51 content for you guys.

Some wholesome, non-area 51 content for you guys.

Dank, Memes, and Target: ed-double-d-n-eddy Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe. shetattoospeace Well what else are you supposed to do What else are you supposed to do? by ChuddR MORE MEMES

What else are you supposed to do? by ChuddR MORE MEMES

Shoe, Double, and You: ed-double-d-n-eddy Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe. shetattoospeace Well what else are you supposed to do What else are you supposed to do?

What else are you supposed to do?

Football, Nfl, and Patriotic: NE PATRIOTS BO FMADDEN 20 NFL NFLPA SPORTS They really put Tom Brady getting his high-fives denied in Madden 20 😂 (@EAMaddenNFL) https://t.co/mmjIYvUlR1

They really put Tom Brady getting his high-fives denied in Madden 20 😂 (@EAMaddenNFL) https://t.co/mmjIYvUlR1

Click, Funny, and Lol: 24+ Cheerful Tumblr Posts To Laugh Openly bird-caged ma'am this is an uwu free zone bird-caged everyone who reblogged this post with an owo or uwu is under arrest for crimes against humanity bdigfreakinqwooper cwimes against huwumanity bird-caged i am going to break your fingers bdigfreakingwooper T his mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within. Source: bird-caged 45,922 notes LADNOW KGl The Bordedom Click to see full list 24+ Cheerful Tumblr Posts To Laugh Openly #funny #memes #tumblr #lol #rofl #sarcasm

24+ Cheerful Tumblr Posts To Laugh Openly #funny #memes #tumblr #lol #rofl #sarcasm

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