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    him: ups-dogs:

Rodger the Dachshund ā€“ waits to greet the UPS personā€¦ They always give him a treat and a pat on the head. Rodger seems to like the UPS driverā€¦Parkesburg, PA.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: ups-dogs:

Rodger the Dachshund ā€“ waits to greet the UPS personā€¦ They always give him a treat and a pat on the head. Rodger seems to like the UPS driverā€¦Parkesburg, PA.
                
            

            
            
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    him: Call him daddy
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    him: Bought a house, unexpectedly inherited a wild box turtle with a burrow under our patio. Sometimes he lets me sit by him in return for treats.Ā (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Bought a house, unexpectedly inherited a wild box turtle with a burrow under our patio. Sometimes he lets me sit by him in return for treats.Ā (Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
Bought a house, unexpectedly inherited a wild box turtle with a burrow under our patio. Sometimes he lets me sit by him in return for tre...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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    him: ā€œHe knelt on his neck till he couldnā€™t breathe but the Hennessy killed himā€
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: ā€œHe knelt on his neck till he couldnā€™t breathe but the Hennessy killed himā€
                
            

            
            
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    him: Please listen to him šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Please listen to him šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
                
            

            
            
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    him: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. Iā€™ve asked to be taken off their calling list, Iā€™ve tried to be civil, Iā€™ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet theyā€™ll keep calling. So nowĀ Iā€™veĀ resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, theyā€™ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that iā€™m still looking. Itā€™s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. ITā€™S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, iā€™ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didnā€™t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and theyā€™ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long theyā€™re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. Iā€™ve asked to be taken off their calling list, Iā€™ve tried to be civil, Iā€™ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet theyā€™ll keep calling. So nowĀ Iā€™veĀ resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, theyā€™ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that iā€™m still looking. Itā€™s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. ITā€™S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, iā€™ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didnā€™t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and theyā€™ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long theyā€™re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

                
            

            
            
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whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

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    him: A murderer. Keep him on the front page until heā€™s charged. Donā€™t let this blow over.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: A murderer. Keep him on the front page until heā€™s charged. Donā€™t let this blow over.
                
            

            
            
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    him: gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos theyā€™re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. itā€™s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliantĀ 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90ā€™s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and thatā€™s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isnā€™t prone to wandering, itā€™s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos theyā€™re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. itā€™s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliantĀ 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90ā€™s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and thatā€™s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isnā€™t prone to wandering, itā€™s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
                
            

            
            
gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

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    him: Give a man fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man WWE moves and he would elbow drop those fuckers
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Give a man fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man WWE moves and he would elbow drop those fuckers
                
                

                
            

            
            
Give a man fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man WWE moves and he would elbow drop those fuckers

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: My foster dog, Max, is too scared to let me touch him but makes sure Iā€™m taken care of.Ā (via)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: My foster dog, Max, is too scared to let me touch him but makes sure Iā€™m taken care of.Ā (via)
                
                

                
            

            
            
My foster dog, Max, is too scared to let me touch him but makes sure Iā€™m taken care of.Ā (via)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Let him handle it for you
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    him: Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definitely giving him a big nope
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definitely giving him a big nope
                
            

            
            
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    him: My hamster escaped and we found him in the popcorn bowl
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    him: I wonder how this guy is doing, does anyone know him?šŸ˜„
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: I wonder how this guy is doing, does anyone know him?šŸ˜„
                
            

            
            
I wonder how this guy is doing, does anyone know him?šŸ˜„

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: gryffindorcls:

Donā€™t stop him. Heā€™s going on an adventure. 
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                him: gryffindorcls:

Donā€™t stop him. Heā€™s going on an adventure. 
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gryffindorcls:

Donā€™t stop him. Heā€™s going on an adventure. 
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    him: You can make him say whatever you want via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2TFnQ6K
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: You can make him say whatever you want via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2TFnQ6K
                
            

            
            
You can make him say whatever you want via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2TFnQ6K

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: We have four kittens and he only lets this one sit on himā€¦ guess we know which one we gotta keepĀ (via)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: We have four kittens and he only lets this one sit on himā€¦ guess we know which one we gotta keepĀ (via)
                
            

            
            
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    him: Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him
                
            

            
            
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    him: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Buckyā€™s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!Ā 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
Heā€™s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. Heā€™s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. Thereā€™s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. Itā€™s thick. Itā€™s awful. Itā€™s like breathing soup.
ā€œDefinitely hell,ā€ he says to the dark room. ā€œOne-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.ā€
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. ā€œWhat?ā€
Clintā€™s voice echoes through the speaker. ā€œOooh, you sound angry. Whatā€™s wrong?ā€
ā€œIā€™m hot,ā€ Bucky says. ā€œMy air conditioning is broke, and the guy canā€™t fix it until Friday.ā€
ā€œOh god.ā€ Clint sounds horrified. ā€œThatā€™s the worst thing Iā€™ve heard 
today.ā€ He pauses, and then says, ā€œWell, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.ā€
ā€œIt must be hard being you,ā€ Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. ā€œAnyway. What do you want?ā€
ā€œI was going to ask if I could come over,ā€ Clint says. ā€œBut I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.ā€ Keep reading

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Buckyā€™s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!Ā 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
Heā€™s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. Heā€™s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. Thereā€™s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. Itā€™s thick. Itā€™s awful. Itā€™s like breathing soup.
ā€œDefinitely hell,ā€ he says to the dark room. ā€œOne-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.ā€
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. ā€œWhat?ā€
Clintā€™s voice echoes through the speaker. ā€œOooh, you sound angry. Whatā€™s wrong?ā€
ā€œIā€™m hot,ā€ Bucky says. ā€œMy air conditioning is broke, and the guy canā€™t fix it until Friday.ā€
ā€œOh god.ā€ Clint sounds horrified. ā€œThatā€™s the worst thing Iā€™ve heard 
today.ā€ He pauses, and then says, ā€œWell, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.ā€
ā€œIt must be hard being you,ā€ Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. ā€œAnyway. What do you want?ā€
ā€œI was going to ask if I could come over,ā€ Clint says. ā€œBut I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.ā€ Keep reading

                
            

            
            
feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: We need more like him in this world !
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: We need more like him in this world !
                
            

            
            
We need more like him in this world !

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Thereā€™s no need for someone to push him now
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    him: justcatposts:

ā€œThis is my nightly ā€œgameā€ with my cat to get him to come back inside.ā€Ā (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: justcatposts:

ā€œThis is my nightly ā€œgameā€ with my cat to get him to come back inside.ā€Ā (Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

ā€œThis is my nightly ā€œgameā€ with my cat to get him to come back inside.ā€Ā (Source)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesĀ  ,Ā  buzzfeed unsolvedĀ .Ā  primarily taken from season 5ā€²s supernatural investigations .
ā€œ it doesnā€™t matter because youā€™re dead ā€
ā€œ itā€™s not impressive Ā , Ā no oneā€™s impressed ā€
ā€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ā€
ā€œ as god as my witness Ā , Ā he snapped him in half ā€
ā€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ā€
ā€œ you can live in the cave ā€
ā€œ iā€™m a big fan of your name ā€
ā€œ the fact that you steal Ā , Ā thatā€™s really funny to me ā€
ā€œ thatā€™s the greatest thing to steal Ā : Ā a manā€™s joy ā€
ā€œ because iā€™m a masochist ā€
ā€œ iā€™m going to regret this ā€
ā€œ iā€™ve lost the ability to feel ā€
ā€œ theyā€™re gonna fucking murder you ā€
ā€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude ā€
ā€œ cowards Ā , Ā all of you ā€
ā€œ iā€™m strange and off putting ā€
ā€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ā€
ā€œ here you are Ā , Ā smiling in the face of the devil ā€
ā€œ i hate bats ā€
ā€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and thatā€™s a thing iā€™m afraid of ā€
ā€œ not today devil birds Ā , Ā not today ā€
ā€œ i think iā€™m blacking out right now ā€
ā€œ i donā€™t think iā€™m going to remember this moment ā€
ā€œ i think iā€™m gonna cry ā€
ā€œ i keep forgetting thereā€™s ghosts in here ā€
ā€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Ā , Ā this is my worst nightmare ā€
ā€œ iā€™m standing on an altar alone ā€
ā€œ maybe youā€™ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ā€
ā€œ iā€™m so glad thatā€™s over letā€™s go eat taco bell ā€
ā€œ were you making horse noises ? ā€
ā€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ā€
ā€œ thereā€™s a good chance iā€™m gonna fart in here ā€
ā€œ well this is horrifying ā€
ā€œ letā€™s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ā€
ā€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ā€
ā€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ā€
ā€œ you talk to hide from the silence ā€
ā€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ā€
ā€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ā€
ā€œ letā€™s play look at the ceiling tiles ! Ā 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ā€¦ ā€
ā€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ā€
ā€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ā€
ā€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ā€

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesĀ  ,Ā  buzzfeed unsolvedĀ .Ā  primarily taken from season 5ā€²s supernatural investigations .
ā€œ it doesnā€™t matter because youā€™re dead ā€
ā€œ itā€™s not impressive Ā , Ā no oneā€™s impressed ā€
ā€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ā€
ā€œ as god as my witness Ā , Ā he snapped him in half ā€
ā€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ā€
ā€œ you can live in the cave ā€
ā€œ iā€™m a big fan of your name ā€
ā€œ the fact that you steal Ā , Ā thatā€™s really funny to me ā€
ā€œ thatā€™s the greatest thing to steal Ā : Ā a manā€™s joy ā€
ā€œ because iā€™m a masochist ā€
ā€œ iā€™m going to regret this ā€
ā€œ iā€™ve lost the ability to feel ā€
ā€œ theyā€™re gonna fucking murder you ā€
ā€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude ā€
ā€œ cowards Ā , Ā all of you ā€
ā€œ iā€™m strange and off putting ā€
ā€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ā€
ā€œ here you are Ā , Ā smiling in the face of the devil ā€
ā€œ i hate bats ā€
ā€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and thatā€™s a thing iā€™m afraid of ā€
ā€œ not today devil birds Ā , Ā not today ā€
ā€œ i think iā€™m blacking out right now ā€
ā€œ i donā€™t think iā€™m going to remember this moment ā€
ā€œ i think iā€™m gonna cry ā€
ā€œ i keep forgetting thereā€™s ghosts in here ā€
ā€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Ā , Ā this is my worst nightmare ā€
ā€œ iā€™m standing on an altar alone ā€
ā€œ maybe youā€™ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ā€
ā€œ iā€™m so glad thatā€™s over letā€™s go eat taco bell ā€
ā€œ were you making horse noises ? ā€
ā€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ā€
ā€œ thereā€™s a good chance iā€™m gonna fart in here ā€
ā€œ well this is horrifying ā€
ā€œ letā€™s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ā€
ā€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ā€
ā€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ā€
ā€œ you talk to hide from the silence ā€
ā€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ā€
ā€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ā€
ā€œ letā€™s play look at the ceiling tiles ! Ā 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ā€¦ ā€
ā€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ā€
ā€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ā€
ā€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ā€

                
            

            
            
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sentences from the youtube seriesĀ  ,Ā  buzzfeed unsolvedĀ .Ā  primarily taken from season 5ā€²s supernatural investigations .
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    him: How to beat a racist and make him look more stupid
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: How to beat a racist and make him look more stupid
                
            

            
            
How to beat a racist and make him look more stupid

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: spidaerman:
š˜™š˜°š˜Æš˜¢š˜Æ š˜©š˜¢š˜„ š˜·š˜Ŗš˜“š˜Ŗš˜µš˜¦š˜„ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜® š˜°š˜Æš˜¤š˜¦ š˜“š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜¤š˜¦ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜“š˜¦š˜®š˜¦š˜“š˜µš˜¦š˜³ š˜£š˜¦š˜Øš˜¢š˜Æ, š˜£š˜¶š˜µ š˜Ŗš˜µ š˜©š˜¢š˜„ š˜£š˜¦š˜¦š˜Æ š˜“š˜±š˜°š˜Æš˜µš˜¢š˜Æš˜¦š˜°š˜¶š˜“ā€”š˜©š˜¦ā€™š˜„ š˜Øš˜°š˜µš˜µš˜¦š˜Æ š˜Ŗš˜Æ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜“ š˜¤š˜¢š˜³ š˜Ŗš˜Æ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜®š˜Ŗš˜„š˜„š˜­š˜¦ š˜°š˜§ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜Æš˜Ŗš˜Øš˜©š˜µ, š˜“š˜±š˜¦š˜Æš˜µ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜„š˜¢š˜ŗ š˜øš˜Ŗš˜µš˜© š˜ˆš˜„š˜¢š˜®, š˜¢š˜Æš˜„ š˜µš˜©š˜¦š˜Æ š˜­š˜¦š˜§š˜µ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜¤š˜Ŗš˜µš˜ŗ š˜øš˜Ŗš˜µš˜©š˜°š˜¶š˜µ š˜¤š˜­š˜°š˜“š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜Ø š˜©š˜Ŗš˜“ š˜¦š˜ŗš˜¦š˜“ š˜§š˜°š˜³ š˜¢ š˜“š˜¦š˜¤š˜°š˜Æš˜„. š˜š˜¦ š˜©š˜¢š˜„š˜Æā€™š˜µ š˜³š˜¦š˜¢š˜­š˜­š˜ŗ š˜øš˜¢š˜Æš˜µš˜¦š˜„ š˜µš˜° š˜µš˜¦š˜“š˜µ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜®š˜“š˜¦š˜­š˜§.Ā 
š—–š—®š—¹š—¹ š——š—¼š˜„š—» š˜š—µš—² š—›š—®š˜„š—ø (šŸ®šŸ¬šŸ­šŸµ)

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: spidaerman:
š˜™š˜°š˜Æš˜¢š˜Æ š˜©š˜¢š˜„ š˜·š˜Ŗš˜“š˜Ŗš˜µš˜¦š˜„ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜® š˜°š˜Æš˜¤š˜¦ š˜“š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜¤š˜¦ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜“š˜¦š˜®š˜¦š˜“š˜µš˜¦š˜³ š˜£š˜¦š˜Øš˜¢š˜Æ, š˜£š˜¶š˜µ š˜Ŗš˜µ š˜©š˜¢š˜„ š˜£š˜¦š˜¦š˜Æ š˜“š˜±š˜°š˜Æš˜µš˜¢š˜Æš˜¦š˜°š˜¶š˜“ā€”š˜©š˜¦ā€™š˜„ š˜Øš˜°š˜µš˜µš˜¦š˜Æ š˜Ŗš˜Æ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜“ š˜¤š˜¢š˜³ š˜Ŗš˜Æ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜®š˜Ŗš˜„š˜„š˜­š˜¦ š˜°š˜§ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜Æš˜Ŗš˜Øš˜©š˜µ, š˜“š˜±š˜¦š˜Æš˜µ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜„š˜¢š˜ŗ š˜øš˜Ŗš˜µš˜© š˜ˆš˜„š˜¢š˜®, š˜¢š˜Æš˜„ š˜µš˜©š˜¦š˜Æ š˜­š˜¦š˜§š˜µ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜¤š˜Ŗš˜µš˜ŗ š˜øš˜Ŗš˜µš˜©š˜°š˜¶š˜µ š˜¤š˜­š˜°š˜“š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜Ø š˜©š˜Ŗš˜“ š˜¦š˜ŗš˜¦š˜“ š˜§š˜°š˜³ š˜¢ š˜“š˜¦š˜¤š˜°š˜Æš˜„. š˜š˜¦ š˜©š˜¢š˜„š˜Æā€™š˜µ š˜³š˜¦š˜¢š˜­š˜­š˜ŗ š˜øš˜¢š˜Æš˜µš˜¦š˜„ š˜µš˜° š˜µš˜¦š˜“š˜µ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜®š˜“š˜¦š˜­š˜§.Ā 
š—–š—®š—¹š—¹ š——š—¼š˜„š—» š˜š—µš—² š—›š—®š˜„š—ø (šŸ®šŸ¬šŸ­šŸµ)

                
            

            
            
spidaerman:
š˜™š˜°š˜Æš˜¢š˜Æ š˜©š˜¢š˜„ š˜·š˜Ŗš˜“š˜Ŗš˜µš˜¦š˜„ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜® š˜°š˜Æš˜¤š˜¦ š˜“š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜¤š˜¦ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜“š˜¦š˜®š˜¦š˜“š˜µš˜¦š˜³ š˜£š˜¦š˜Øš˜¢š˜Æ, š˜£š˜¶š˜µ š˜Ŗš˜µ š˜©š˜¢š˜„ š˜£š˜¦š˜¦š˜Æ š˜“š˜±š˜°š˜Æš˜µš˜¢š˜Æš˜¦š˜°š˜¶š˜“ā€”š˜©š˜¦ā€™š˜„ š˜Øš˜°š˜µš˜µš˜¦š˜Æ š˜Ŗš˜Æ š˜©š˜Ŗš˜“ š˜¤š˜¢š˜³ š˜Ŗš˜Æ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜®š˜Ŗš˜„š˜„š˜­š˜¦ š˜°š˜§ š˜µš˜©š˜¦...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: I miss him
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: I miss him
                
            

            
            
I miss him

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Send him right back in the coal mine
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Send him right back in the coal mine
                
            

            
            
Send him right back in the coal mine

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Member him? The snail who follows you all your life.. youā€™d better run
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Member him? The snail who follows you all your life.. youā€™d better run
                
            

            
            
Member him? The snail who follows you all your life.. youā€™d better run

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: I miss him by TheKingOfDushbags
MORE MEMES
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: I miss him by TheKingOfDushbags
MORE MEMES
                
            

            
            
I miss him by TheKingOfDushbags
MORE MEMES

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Young boy lost his grandpa but through the kindness of others, will always have him in his heart
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Young boy lost his grandpa but through the kindness of others, will always have him in his heart
                
            

            
            
Young boy lost his grandpa but through the kindness of others, will always have him in his heart

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that heā€™d made the cover of the calendar. I told him lā€™d help let the world see
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that heā€™d made the cover of the calendar. I told him lā€™d help let the world see
                
            

            
            
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that heā€™d made the cover of the calendar. I told him lā€™d help let the world see

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: justcatposts:

ā€œThis kitty slept by our door last night after we removed multiple ticks from him. He returned when we came home from work today. Heā€™s so friendly.ā€(Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: justcatposts:

ā€œThis kitty slept by our door last night after we removed multiple ticks from him. He returned when we came home from work today. Heā€™s so friendly.ā€(Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

ā€œThis kitty slept by our door last night after we removed multiple ticks from him. He returned when we came home from work...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Heā€™s perfect and I love him!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Heā€™s perfect and I love him!
                
            

            
            
Heā€™s perfect and I love him!

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    him: Downs donā€™t have him
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                him: Downs donā€™t have him
                
            

            
            
Downs donā€™t have him