🐣 25+ Best Memes About Him

him: blizzrhy: libertarirynn: dashas-hideous-laughter: fanburgers: laizy-boy: ask-crammaster-ham: here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways” if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; ft John: I found the original Oh wow it’s even worse than I expected. This is truly the post of the decade Wait, but SUMO came out in 2016, I could’ve sworn I saw this back in 2015. How fucking dare you. How fucking dare you put this on my dash again. Just when I had eradicated it from my memory you dredge it back up out of the sewers. I will come to your house. I will burn it to the ground. I will end your bloodline. Wannabe teens pretending to be trans gotta stop making this shit. Is borderline offensive, honestly. Don’t make your characters trans for the sake of it. You’re only using a real and difficult condition to make your characters more “interesting”, it’s not useful to the story or relevant, to you it’s like character being blonde. It’s exactly the same as using rape to add action to an already shitty tale, just DON’T. That’s not even the real issue here. The issue is that these guys AREN’T CHARACTERS. They aren’t fucking fictional! They’re real historical people! Some of them were straight up fucking slave owners! “What if this actual historical person who had a teenage slave concubine was actually a cute black transboi uwu” is literally fucking horrifying.

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him: don’t do it! it scares him!

don’t do it! it scares him!

him: ineffabells: wicked-universe: gingersrants: nail-bat-lesbian: ariminiria: libertarirynn: edge-has-no-chill: theunvanquishedzims: ironwoman359: jewishdragon: Remember how fucking hilarious Phineas and Ferb was? I like that this implies that Ferb DOES lead a bizarre double life that we the audience don’t know about or see, but since PHINEAS already knows about it it doesn’t get brought up or explained. It’s heavily implied that he goes to Hogwarts or a similar school at the end of the series Want to know another fun fact? Remember that weird kid with the psychic visions from Game of Thrones? Ferb’s voice actor. I knew him as the kid from Nanny McPhee first, then the Maze Runner kid Reading this post was like getting punched in the gut six times in a row THATS ONE OF THE NANNY MCPHEE KIDS?????? yeah and his name is thomas brodie sangster. oh also, Nanny McPhee came out in 2006. He was born in 1990. He was 16.@gingersrants he’s the LOVE ACTUALLY kid you pathetic, uncultured swine.

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him: dashas-hideous-laughter: fanburgers: laizy-boy: ask-crammaster-ham: here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways” if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; ft John: I found the original Oh wow it’s even worse than I expected. This is truly the post of the decade Wait, but SUMO came out in 2016, I could’ve sworn I saw this back in 2015. How fucking dare you. How fucking dare you put this on my dash again. Just when I had eradicated it from my memory you dredge it back up out of the sewers. I will come to your house. I will burn it to the ground. I will end your bloodline.

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him: FINISH HIM by k3anur33v3s MORE MEMES

FINISH HIM by k3anur33v3s MORE MEMES

him: FINISH HIM

FINISH HIM

him: officialkagome: Just a little InuKag collection for InuKag week! I’d be lost without him, He’s my best friend. My Hanyou protector! 💘💘💘 He IS my tomorrow. 💘 ➸Kagome➸ 💘-かごめ-

officialkagome: Just a little InuKag collection for InuKag week! I’d be lost without him, He’s my best friend. My Hanyou protector! 💘💘💘...

him: More like him. Not completely like him please.

More like him. Not completely like him please.

him: jayofolympus: valsore: silver-millennial: mandalorianreynolds: icantwritegood: 3hunnitcreditscore: chantosakura: cliomancer: bunjywunjy: rjzimmerman: From the Facebook pages of Project Coyote/Classic Cars USA: Last week on my way to work in the early morning, a coyote darted in front of my car and I hit it. I heard a crunch and believed I ran over and killed it. Upon stopping at a traffic light by my work, a construction woman notified me that there was in fact a coyote still embedded in my car. When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me. I notified Alberta fish and wildlife enforcement right away who came to rescue him. Miraculously, he was freed and had minimal injuries despite having hitched a ride from Airdrie to Calgary at highway speeds! Their biologist checked him over and gave him the good to go. They released him in Kananaskis. Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy!-Georgie Knox FOOD CHAIN, BABYYYyYyy Plot-essential NPC. I’m dying at the fact that he looks only like…mildly perturbed and inconvenienced by this at most. “Well shit, this is not how I expected to spend my day” the coyote on the highway like I feel slightly bad for laughing so much… But, uh, luck of a Trickster God indeed; The roadrunner got away this time Anyone can accidentally hit an animal. But you FUCKING STOP TO CHECK ON IT. Maybe it´s not dead, Maybe it´s injured and needs help, maybe he´s suffering. What the fuck is wrong with people! Not funny, not funny at all. Sometimes it’s just not feasible to stop. If you’re on the highway or somewhere else where it would be dangerous to stop, then you just have to keep going and hope the animal is okay

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him: #Hyena was super excited to see him! 😳🤗 (IG-dean.schneider) https://t.co/Jwy119oCCP

#Hyena was super excited to see him! 😳🤗 (IG-dean.schneider) https://t.co/Jwy119oCCP

him: awesomacious: Can’t find him

awesomacious: Can’t find him

him: The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

him: The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

him: I will be forever grateful for him

I will be forever grateful for him

him: I will be forever grateful for him

I will be forever grateful for him

him: everybodyilovedies: everybodyilovedies: daredevilshipsit: Holy shit! “frank was good friends with mia farrow” guys ronan is his son mia was banging him like what kind of gen z revisionist history is this xDDDD like i’m fucking sorry you look me in the face and tell me this is woody allen’s son and not frank sinatra’s like this is the biggest open secret in hollywood since cary grant and his “roommate” randolph scott

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him: Kaka playing in a 6-a-side football match in London... one of his teammates really had the confidence to tell the World Cup, Champions League and Ballon d’Or winner to cut it back to him. https://t.co/JjgzlGtuAb

Kaka playing in a 6-a-side football match in London... one of his teammates really had the confidence to tell the World Cup, Champions Le...

him: Can’t find him

Can’t find him

him: Can’t find him

Can’t find him

him: iamcon-fu-sion: archivistofnerddom: shipperwolf1: brunhiddensmusings: fierceawakening: guyveranimefan87: eric-coldfire: eldritchgentleman: cruxofargon: the-critical-feminist: cishetwhiteoppressor: Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit. Source My god I love her. I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT. When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”. Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”. The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”. Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist. You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted. Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex. If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here. Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he? Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular. As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!” It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better. According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%… … But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time. I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then… There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration… And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder… So… Thanks Hollywood? I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this. dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failureokay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us. Unrealistic body images helps no one and actively hurts men too!! since the discussion of that they put henry cavill through for the witcher is floating around my blog, i want to add this too,. one of the reasons producers get away with this in men and no one criticizes it is because we are fed the lie that this body type is 1) attainable and 2) healthy. We know starving women down to skinniness is unhealthy, but you see an overmuscled man and you don’t immediately think dehydration. Remember when people shat all over Adam Driver because even though he’s clearly muscular he didn’t have ridiculously toned abs in that one shirtless scene from TLJ because heaven forbid he decided not to deprive his body of vital nutrients just to look like a Greek sculpture? Oh! And remember that dumb take about Jason Momoa “letting himself go“ and “having a dad bod“ because of that one candid beach picture where he had his normal healthy layer fat instead of his toned GoT physique? Good times.

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him: tikkunolamorgtfo: mickveth: thediscoursetree: socialjusticecoachmcguirk: toopunktofuck: ayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young children god this is missing the best part JIM HENSONI think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea.AYN RANDWhy would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve.JIM HENSONHe has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking. lmao Savage I can’t believe I never knew that Jim Henson straight up murdered Ayn Rand.

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him: KAT met D-LO at the airport to give him his @Timberwolves jersey! https://t.co/eGojGC9qPJ

KAT met D-LO at the airport to give him his @Timberwolves jersey! https://t.co/eGojGC9qPJ

him: artbymoga: onefitmodel: rootandrock: timeofthedecade: bigdaddyg-wil: this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting: This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; it’s a human rights protest. Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what they’ve been through or who will not blame them. Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that it’s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience “wasn’t really rape.” Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, it’s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking “a bit of fun” too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage. He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to “put them in their place.” Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger. And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women were asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they weren’t. There are those who feel that women should be taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this man’s actions. So no, he didn’t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk. For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if there’s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were “asking” to be the target of hate crimes. And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg. That’s what happened here. It’s not an “OMG, I can’t believe he did that!” moment. It’s an “OMG, there are people who think this is okay” moment. And the fact is, it’s not. It never will be. And that’s the take home message of this ridiculous rant I’ve written up. And this is why we still need feminism. this made me cry holy shit That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you

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him: unvisitableroom: sealrescueireland: Moss showing off his underwater pupil dilation, an adaptation that allows him to let in as much light as possible while swimming! MOSS LOVES TO LOOK! HE CAN SEE AS MUCH LIGHT AS HE WANTS!

unvisitableroom: sealrescueireland: Moss showing off his underwater pupil dilation, an adaptation that allows him to let in as much light...

him: lolzandtrollz: Get him!

lolzandtrollz: Get him!

him: “Did you seriously give away Mookie Betts because you didn’t want to pay him?” Red Sox owner John Henry: https://t.co/aSckM0KNP1

“Did you seriously give away Mookie Betts because you didn’t want to pay him?” Red Sox owner John Henry: https://t.co/aSckM0KNP1

him: Look at him go!

Look at him go!

him: doubleoaidan: mirthfulrealist: jdillustratesnonsense: hotcocoachia: froginakettle: guyalice: unpretty: The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head. I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him. I fucking love him i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it If Kingpin from Spiderman was a good guy Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

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him: lightningrei: TODAY (TECHNICALLY YESTERDAY) I FINISHED APPLYING FOR COLLEGES!!!!!!!!!!! so i drew a him to celebrate

lightningrei: TODAY (TECHNICALLY YESTERDAY) I FINISHED APPLYING FOR COLLEGES!!!!!!!!!!! so i drew a him to celebrate

him: kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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him: Nick Bosa outside Patrick Mahomes' house after he denied him the opportunity to meet Donald Trump https://t.co/6DIbY9Gqaj

Nick Bosa outside Patrick Mahomes' house after he denied him the opportunity to meet Donald Trump https://t.co/6DIbY9Gqaj

him: Mourinho’s reaction when his assistant suddenly told him that Sterling should’ve got a second yellow card for diving 😂😂🤣 https://t.co/lqHJVZGE5z

Mourinho’s reaction when his assistant suddenly told him that Sterling should’ve got a second yellow card for diving 😂😂🤣 https://t.co/lqH...

him: My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

him: My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

him: Hello there, traveler! You have found a platypus! You may hug him and continue scrolling!

Hello there, traveler! You have found a platypus! You may hug him and continue scrolling!

him: leftski-art: Sasha the Catfolk Paladin!Someone please hug him he’s been through so much

leftski-art: Sasha the Catfolk Paladin!Someone please hug him he’s been through so much

him: thebluehue22: libertarirynn: thebiggaybagel: libertarirynn: littlemisstfp: shanigrim: Pixar I will not stand for this ugly erasure I’m fucking cackling They really fucked up the Andy design model in TS4. Like yes I get that animation changes and advances but even with changing technology he maintained the same basic facial structure even when aged him up. TS4 gave him a completely different skeletal structure. he was really fucking ugly in the originals I’m fuckin relieved I dunno WHAT y’all are on Pixar has historically been pretty bad at human models, but child and adult Andy in TS3 looked fine to me. You know whose good at humans? Dreamworks <3 Even their subsidary with lower budget does stylized people well. I love the DreamWorks models from HTTYD especially. Look at their female characters! No Sameface Disease in sight

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him: thebiggaybagel: libertarirynn: littlemisstfp: shanigrim: Pixar I will not stand for this ugly erasure I’m fucking cackling They really fucked up the Andy design model in TS4. Like yes I get that animation changes and advances but even with changing technology he maintained the same basic facial structure even when aged him up. TS4 gave him a completely different skeletal structure. he was really fucking ugly in the originals I’m fuckin relieved I dunno WHAT y’all are on Pixar has historically been pretty bad at human models, but child and adult Andy in TS3 looked fine to me.

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him: My boyfriend told to stop at the auto parts and pick this up for him. Found it!

My boyfriend told to stop at the auto parts and pick this up for him. Found it!

him: littlemisstfp: shanigrim: Pixar I will not stand for this ugly erasure I’m fucking cackling They really fucked up the Andy design model in TS4. Like yes I get that animation changes and advances but even with changing technology he maintained the same basic facial structure even when aged him up. TS4 gave him a completely different skeletal structure.

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him: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS...

him: I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS phone number.

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. This is a real response I got from a guy today after I asked a him for HIS...

him: Well, you gotta give it to him. He’s got a big truck. (OC)

Well, you gotta give it to him. He’s got a big truck. (OC)

him: Listen to him,he is the smartest man in the galaxy

Listen to him,he is the smartest man in the galaxy

him: Listen to him,he is the smartest man in the galaxy by the_block_of_cheddar MORE MEMES

Listen to him,he is the smartest man in the galaxy by the_block_of_cheddar MORE MEMES

him: God brought Kobe to heaven just to 1v1 him

God brought Kobe to heaven just to 1v1 him

him: The Lord is still working on him

The Lord is still working on him

him: Kobe, looking down at all of us still crying over losing him https://t.co/a2uL5u4ftF

Kobe, looking down at all of us still crying over losing him https://t.co/a2uL5u4ftF

him: feniczoroark: knightposting: wormsounds: wormsounds: wormsounds: Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults We Must Go Further Oh Fuck They say ulfric murdered the high king… with his cheeks! The force of his clap tore him apart. @randomnightlord @hermaeus-the-delphox @poshtearex

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him: You brought him here to kill me!

You brought him here to kill me!

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