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Tumblr, Wow, and Blog: Thave an invisible box Wow! May hold it? Now I have an invisible box. Lwant it back 30 awesomesthesia: This looks fun.

awesomesthesia: This looks fun.

Instagram, The Game, and True: "It's not fair." "Life's not fair." "I'm so tired of people saying that. Life's not perfect for anyone, that's true. But everyone gets an equal opportunity to play the game, don't they? We're all here on this planet. Some of us are luckier than others, yes, but we are all living. aren't we? We all have a chance to make something out of nothing. excerpt from a story I will never write #215 storiesiwillneverw rite // instagram

Dank, Frick, and Memes: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH I have a kill streak of 20 DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL? I'm not talking about the game YEZEN S Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay MORE MEMES

Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay MORE MEMES

Books, Dogs, and Love: jen!!! @jennifermerr idea: colleges should run on-campus animal shelters where students can check out dogs like library books but for walks and to play. the dogs will have thousands of people who love them (and might adopt them after graduating) plus students are happier. it's flawless This needs to happen

This needs to happen

Frick, The Game, and Game: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH I have a kill streak of 20 DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL? I'm not talking about the game YEZEN S Oh frick oh frick what do we do

Oh frick oh frick what do we do

Friends, Money, and Period: 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 Anonymous >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." 82 KB JPG >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends Motivational Greentext

Motivational Greentext

Love, Via, and Thing: "The hardest thing I have ever done is walk away still madly in love with you." 95 (via leohearts)

Life, Patient, and Torn: One of my biggest problems is that I'm constantly torn between cutting people off & being patient with them. sometimes it's hard to tell who you have to go thru a storm with in order to see the sunshine, and who's just toxic & not meant to be in your life -Unknown Auhtor RELATIONSHIP RULES

Love, Happy, and Angry: "But at some point you have to stop being so angry, you have to stop being so sad, you have to stop killing yourself and start being gentle with yourself. At some point you have to just let it all go and be happy, you have to spread love instead of being afraid of it. You have to love yourself and everyone around you before its too late. Dont waste away being unhappy over trivial things dear. Dont do it. Dont do it to yourself and dont let other people do it to you."

Dude, Pokemon, and Comics: BEING A LUCKILY POKEMON TRAINER HAVE BALLS CAN BE SCARY OF STEEL l. Ow, DUDE WHAT THE HECK DONK Comics by Knight Pokémon are scary

Pokémon are scary

Being Alone, Tumblr, and Blog: pandas-and-squirrels: taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing C'est les swimming poules Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

pandas-and-squirrels: taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never tho...

Ash, God, and Oh My God: ash @ashleyquiet IAM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OH MY GOD OH awesomacious: Winnie the Pooh, and Winnie the Pooh JR.

awesomacious: Winnie the Pooh, and Winnie the Pooh JR.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: LET ME SEE WHAT YOu HAVE! NO! macchitea:A KNIFE!!!

macchitea:A KNIFE!!!

Future, Life, and Tumblr: COM SLENGFILLER CIsuS permanentfilemugglethings: A man who doesn’t care about his image won’t have a promising future.A good-quality Faux Leather Multifunction Backpack is a symbol of status which will save your face and show your taste. Just take one home and pursue a quality life. More high quality backpacks HERE 20% off coupon code：August20

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Omg: jumpingjacktrash: avatar-dacia: thisisarebeljyn: fearwax: scootsenshi: 24-sa3t: comradeonion: powerofthestruggle: Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 this is an extremely important picture Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg He has a nice face No but the history behind this picture is really interesting The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture. It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like. But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike. I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing. Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash. always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

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Dude, Fucking, and Retarded: Kaitlyn Today 5:58 PM You're so hot l'd suck your dads dick just to taste the recipe Today 10:56 PM I'll suck your dads dick and swallow just to make sure he doesn't have anymore retarded kids like you Holy shit you fucking killed her dude r/destroyedinatext

r/destroyedinatext

Marvel, Movie, and Marvel Movie: Can I get a scene in a Marvel movie where these three just sit and have a conversation It would be legendary

It would be legendary

Tumblr, Blog, and Hospital: my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter" awesomacious: This baby gonna grow up and say “you were the guy with the suit”

awesomacious: This baby gonna grow up and say “you were the guy with the suit”

Life, Real, and Real Life: clo $$$ @chloebw223 i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me

Being Alone, Crying, and Love: Self love is so important. Because when you're all alone and it's 3 in the morning and you're lying on the floor crying and shaking and wishing it all would end, who's going to be there for you? You. You have to pick yourself up and find the strength to carry on. At the end of the day, you're all you've got."

Doctor, Who, and MÃ¸: Csitphotos I have a 130appointment Sitohotos depositphotos Which doctor? depositphotos degesitphotor.ma No, Iwant the regular doctor. Who’s on first?

Who’s on first?

Love, World, and Cinnabon: sofie @sofiewut Iswear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love anderson @xvkingg have you ever walked by a Cinnabon

Dank, Dude, and Fucking: Kaitlyn Today 5:58 PM You're so hot l'd suck your dads dick just to taste the recipe Today 10:56 PM I'll suck your dads dick and swallow just to make sure he doesn't have anymore retarded kids like you Holy shit you fucking killed her dude r/destroyedinatext by nilesh_sengupta MORE MEMES

r/destroyedinatext by nilesh_sengupta MORE MEMES

Blessed, Internet, and Tumblr: There was some racist shite here, so l covered with a pic of a cat aishasauce: blessedimagesblog: Blessed_cover-up now u can have this image to cover up racist shite on the internet

aishasauce: blessedimagesblog: Blessed_cover-up now u can have this image to cover up racist shite on the internet

Summer, Being Human, and Been: My friend: hey I haven't seen you all summer what have you been up to GoatMan How I Took a Holiday from Being Human Thomas Thwaites author of The Toaster Project

Bad, Tumblr, and Blog: if your day is bad always remember this happy little dog who thought this parade was just for him awesomacious: I hope you have a great day

awesomacious: I hope you have a great day

Friends, Home, and Today: Asia Chloe Brown @AsiaChloeBrown This Indian man and I have an identical commute, but we have never spoken to each other. Like we get on at the same platform spot and everything. I worked from home yesterday and today he jokingly said, "Where were you?| was lonely!" It was a joke but I almost cried Imao. 2018-06-21, 6:28 AM 3,047 Retweets 16K Likes Just two friends on a commute

Just two friends on a commute

Tumblr, Blog, and Zelda: READY? 5-KINNALY TUMBLR KINNACYTUMBLR s-kinnaly: Heeeeey everyone~! It’s been a while since I posted something. This is an art trade with an awesome artist @promsien. Sigh, I wish Ganondorf’s human form was in the Legend of Zelda, BOTW. What could have been~ TwT Oh well…One can dream, or draw, or write….

s-kinnaly: Heeeeey everyone~! It’s been a while since I posted something. This is an art trade with an awesome artist @promsien. Sigh, I wi...

Tumblr, Blog, and Watch: *before they massacred my boy* ASOIAF fan: I am so excited to watch s08.lt will be epic. D and D: darthlampman: We have a city to burn

darthlampman: We have a city to burn

The Game, Access, and Game: In the second image, individuals are givon different supports to mako it possible for thom to have equal access to the gamo. Thoy aro boing troated oquitably. In the third image, all threo can see the game without any supports or nccommodations because the causo of tho inequity was addressed. Tho syatemic barrior has been removod. In the first image, it is assumed that ovoryone will benefit from the same supports. Thoy are boing treated oqually. beardednegro Previously, I'd only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic. This version is much better. Progress in panels

Progress in panels

Sex, Live, and Tricky: Have sex Live This is tricky

This is tricky

Awkward, Heart, and Mirror: The awkward moment when someone tapes a photo of Gollum to your mirror and you have a mini heart attack... Gollum is watching..

Gollum is watching..

News, Worldstar, and Death: NEWS: NYPD FIRES OFFICER RESPONSIBLE FOR CHOKING ERIC GARNER TO DEATH @WORLDSTAR The #NYPD have reportedly fired #DanielPantaleo, the officer responsible for the chokehold which led to the death of #EricGarner in July 2014. Comment your thoughts below. 🌎⭐️🗞 https://t.co/pFwHK4f4Bi

The #NYPD have reportedly fired #DanielPantaleo, the officer responsible for the chokehold which led to the death of #EricGarner in July 201...

Twitter, Been, and App: liked Felicity Huffman the Michaela Coel @MichaelaCoel It's been a wonderful 18 months of writing and now I have finished 10:17 18 Aug 19 Twitter Web App 1,014 Retweets 15.8K Likes The look of Accomplishment

The look of Accomplishment

Phone, Addicted, and Best: hollyjpaulsen My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you're not supposed to. Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we'd talk on my husband's last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to "Signal Guy Fred." So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to "Signal Guy Fred" every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank "Signal Guy Fred" for his time and wish him farewell So, before I disconnect the call, I wish "Fred" the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, "My name's Jason." You'll get addicted to FUNSubstance.com Wholesome Eavesdropper

Wholesome Eavesdropper

Dad, Driving, and Girls: N ll 97% 09:01 X r/AskReddit u/vaultmaira12h Garbagemen of reddit, what's the most memorable thing you've found in the trash? Discussion 10.5k 1.7k Share Award BEST COMMENTS 7h My dad was doing some work at a mall and noticed e... JigglyPumpkin 3 PS3. Their kid must have dummied the CatV jack, becaus... NotShannon 11h MemeDeli 11h A corpse that turned out to be a Halloween prop. It scared... billbapapa 10h My friend works at the recycling and garbage Center. He s... deanjarois 5 5h Not a garbage man, but my dad was before I was born. He's found old fishing lures, a Bulova watch, but most importantly... girl's garbage route, My dad was the driver who had this one and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at all the garbage men. And she was interested in my dad. She even scheduled her radiography classes AROUND trash collection day, just so she'd be home. When my dad noticed the trend, he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in. This went on for months. One day, the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men. Coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving. She took the trash up to the guy on the back and she asked him, "Hey, is your driver seeing anyone?" The guy yelled to my dad "Hey Keith, are you seeing anyone?!?!" And this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure, my mom, in the garbage. They've been happily married for almost 26 years. Reply 8.7k 88 more replies On Ask Reddit

On Ask Reddit

Ass, Hope, and Got: PLEASE HAVE TIC KET OR ASS RE,DY. Hope I got my ticket

Ass, Yo, and Sugar: Everybody want a sugar daddy til he have yo ass up at 5am fishing Rise and shine 🐟😩

Rise and shine 🐟😩

Lime, They, and This: MYOW, they have ith Lime Canned Does anyone legitimately like this?

Does anyone legitimately like this?

Gif, Love, and Best: 11:37 Eva Heute 10:55 Since I only got two or three days... How does it feel to be the best looking person in every room you step? Heute 11:16 damn just prolonged your subscription to 5 days Awesome. But what are we going to do with the remaining 2 days after we hooked up? :P probably hook up a little more... and then i'll get to ghosting Don't know which of the last sentences I love more Gesendet Gib eine Nachricht ein ... GIF Her description said thisHere to have an intense conversation with you for 2 or 3 days and ghost you right after

Her description said thisHere to have an intense conversation with you for 2 or 3 days and ghost you right after

Life, Run, and Front Row: DREAM CHASER Mandy, 24 Stand Up Comedian By Day at Pirate. UCCS less than a mile away Disclaimer: I dont have legs, but dont worry- I'm taking it in stride. Just roll with it okay? My life was a trainwreck (literally hit by fing train), here's some awesome ber from it: Il never run away from you Front row parking They see me rollin’

They see me rollin’

Life, Faith, and Never: My faith is getting stronger. I have no drama. My soul is growing. Life is great. @ QWORLDSTAR “Mood...keep evolving...never let the BS & negativity weigh you down!” 💯 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/JZwuvOCSP1

“Mood...keep evolving...never let the BS & negativity weigh you down!” 💯 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/JZwuvOCSP1

Funny, Memes, and Social Media: r/memes nickmarkb1981 3 h This guy is an environmental hero Social media doesn't show this side of Tyga, so I will!! Tyga at a beach clean up, hauling out plastic from the ocean I may have laughed a little too hard at this. https://t.co/O9Oqb8IdAX

I may have laughed a little too hard at this. https://t.co/O9Oqb8IdAX

Love, Martin, and MasterCard: GAY PEOPLE ARE LEGAL CURRENCY NOW Open D a WE ACCEPT YOU MasterCard VISA DISCOVER NETWORK I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. Martin Luther King Cool, Im gonna go cash in my gay.

Cool, Im gonna go cash in my gay.

Gif, Say It, and Today: l Telstra 4G 3:44 pm O 29% y Not yet Today 6:07 am Man my back and shoulders have been really hurting lately Today 3:03 pm What from Today 3:43 pm From carrying this conversation Sent Type a message.. Send GIF Sometimes you just gotta come out and say it

Sometimes you just gotta come out and say it

Tumblr, Blog, and Sad: I have emational jumper J cables, I'l bcost you I feel Sad Just attach like so... This is hug Is it working? yes awesomacious: emotional jumper cables

awesomacious: emotional jumper cables

New York Knicks, Nba, and Twitter: Since 2000, Nets have won 10 playoff series, Knicks have won one. Knicks haven't been in playoffs since 2013. Nets were in playoffs this year. all.nba.riddles EW YORK BROOKLY 7 1 Beat that Knicks 👇 via @NetsDaily/Twitter

Beat that Knicks 👇 via @NetsDaily/Twitter

China, Trees, and Been: For the last 10+ years, 2 disabled men in China, one without arms and the other without sight, have been planting trees together and have so far planted more than 10,000. RESTORATION 100

Nerd, Library, and The Real: Gets Invisibility Cloak Sneaks into the Library The real nerd. What would you have done with it?

The real nerd. What would you have done with it?

Crash, You, and Let Me Go: You have to let me go. The crash wasn't your fault

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