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    Have: 100% chance they have live laugh love somewhere in the house by lounginaddict
MORE MEMES
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: 100% chance they have live laugh love somewhere in the house by lounginaddict
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100% chance they have live laugh love somewhere in the house by lounginaddict
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gemstone9:

I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics


Reblog if you have been a victim of physics 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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gemstone9:

I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics


Reblog if you have been a victim of physics 

                
            

            
            
sensiblereblogifposts:

gemstone9:

I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics


Reblog if y...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


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definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


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chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

                
            

            
            
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kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


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    Have: When the world is ending and you just have to look like a Mortal Kombat character.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Have: omg-humor:

Germans when they have the Corona virus
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Germans when they have the Corona virus
                
            

            
            
omg-humor:

Germans when they have the Corona virus

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: No matter what you play, just have fun!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Have: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
                
            

            
            
ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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I have several questions

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: darter-blue:
miraculous786:

2sunchild2:
It’s two am and I tried not to laugh 
If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is.



This is the most relevant use of a Monty Python skit I have ever witnessed.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: darter-blue:
miraculous786:

2sunchild2:
It’s two am and I tried not to laugh 
If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is.



This is the most relevant use of a Monty Python skit I have ever witnessed.

                
                

                
            

            
            
darter-blue:
miraculous786:

2sunchild2:
It’s two am and I tried not to laugh 
If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is.



This is t...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: We will have to Shan Yu.. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: We will have to Shan Yu.. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
                
            

            
            
We will have to Shan Yu.. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: We will have to Shan Yu..
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: We will have to Shan Yu..
                
            

            
            
We will have to Shan Yu..

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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                Have: Quarantine snacks will have you slumping
                
                

                
            

            
            
Quarantine snacks will have you slumping

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: Be Thankful You Have Someone
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Be Thankful You Have Someone

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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Here. Have some memes

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: We’re going to have a good day!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: We’re going to have a good day!
                
            

            
            
We’re going to have a good day!

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: aces-away:

My australian shepherd jumped into my moms lap and everyone else left and got a dog or a kid to have with the during the meetin
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: aces-away:

My australian shepherd jumped into my moms lap and everyone else left and got a dog or a kid to have with the during the meetin
                
            

            
            
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My australian shepherd jumped into my moms lap and everyone else left and got a dog or a kid to have with the during the meetin

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: They need to have an elders only service for the first week back because whew
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: They need to have an elders only service for the first week back because whew
                
            

            
            
They need to have an elders only service for the first week back because whew

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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You have finally found me….noobs

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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Maybe I shouldn’t have outsourced my homeschooling…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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wiser words have never been said

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: A hairstylist friend of mine is doing her boyfriend’s hair each day they are quarantined! So far we have Leia, Amy Winehouse, 90’s prom, Cindy Lou Who, and George Washington.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: A hairstylist friend of mine is doing her boyfriend’s hair each day they are quarantined! So far we have Leia, Amy Winehouse, 90’s prom, Cindy Lou Who, and George Washington.
                
            

            
            
A hairstylist friend of mine is doing her boyfriend’s hair each day they are quarantined! So far we have Leia, Amy Winehouse, 90’s prom,...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: Excuse me, I’m gonna have to check your temperature…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: Excuse me, I’m gonna have to check your temperature…
                
            

            
            
Excuse me, I’m gonna have to check your temperature…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Have: Bernie voice: The bottom 99 percent have to generate money for themselves while the top 1% just takes it
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Have: Bernie voice: The bottom 99 percent have to generate money for themselves while the top 1% just takes it
                
            

            
            
Bernie voice: The bottom 99 percent have to generate money for themselves while the top 1% just takes it