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Crime, Memes, and Blog: source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com 71 percent of Americans age 17 to 24 are ineligible to join the military, primarily because they are too overweight, too poorly educated, or they have a record of serious crime or drug abuse.

Dank, Love, and 🤖: Shannon @storiteller It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed instead have to put the people to bed who don't want to go to bed 3/13/19, 7:36 PM Totally. 😒 (via We'll Eat You Up, We Love You So by Shannon Brescher Shea)

Totally. 😒 (via We'll Eat You Up, We Love You So by Shannon Brescher Shea)

Friends, Best, and The Best: I don't have a lot of friends but I have the best ones. Because, I choose quality over quantity.

Dank, Iphone, and Money: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money.It's called taxes Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 6:17 AM 4/16/19 Twitter for iPhone

Dank, Money, and Taxes: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison

Women, Strong, and Don: Strong women don have attitudes, they have standards.

Bad, God, and Life: Hard times, bad times or tough times I still have faith in God. Amen. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

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Drinking, Memes, and Prison: TRUMP MORE TAX MY HEALTHCARE BREAKS FOR THE RICH! I DEMAND TAKE AWAYYOU CUT MY CARE WEDICAID IWANT POLLUTED DRINKING WATER! YEA! MINE TOO! NOW! ME TOO! I HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO POLLUTED AIR I DEMAND THAT YOU CUT MY SOCIAL SECURITY! or Prison 2016 MORONSATRUMP SUPPORTERS Seriously, what is WRONG with these people? Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

Seriously, what is WRONG with these people? Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

9/11, America, and How Many Times: Ro Khanna@RoKhanna 1h President Jimmy Carter this weekend offered the most profound insights of any modern politician in what America must do to win the 21st century. "Since 1979, do you know how many times China has been at war with anybody?" Carter asked. "None. And we have stayed at war." 27t 448 1,112 Ro Khanna@RoKhanna 1h "How many miles of high-speed railroad do we have in this country?" he asked. While China has some 18,000 miles of high-speed rail, the U.S. has "wasted, I think, $3 trillion" on military spending. "It's more than you can imagine. China has not wasted a single penny on war 9 11 t 174 601 Ro Khanna@RoKhanna 1h "And.. if you take $3 trillion and put it in American infrastructure you'd probably have $2 trillion leftover. We'd have high-speed railroad. We'd have bridges that aren't collapsing..Our education system would be as good as that of say South Korea or Hong (W) "China has wasted no penny on war" - President Jimmy Carter's commentary comparing US and China. Tweeted by Rep. Ro Khanna https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status/1117823843681202176

(W) "China has wasted no penny on war" - President Jimmy Carter's commentary comparing US and China. Tweeted by Rep. Ro Khanna https://twitt...

Game of Thrones, Memes, and Game: I have something to confess. I have never watched Game of Thrones Not one epi.sode.

April, Failure, and Never: April 2, You're better to have failed and learned, than to have never tried at all. Because not trying is the biggest failure of all.

College, Struggle, and The Struggle Is Real: Go to college to get a job but you can't get through college without a job but if you have a job your education suffers The struggle is real 😭😂

The struggle is real 😭😂

Iphone, Money, and Twitter: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's Called taxes Ve: How much dol owe! Gov't: You have to figure that out Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too Me: What if I get it wrong Gov't: You go to prison 6:17 AM 4/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 🤨😑

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Food, Iphone, and Twitter: ella @KiissMyDimples i don't know who needs to hear this but you have food at home. 5:12 PM 4/15/19 Twitter for iPhone 19.2K Retweets 78.5K Likes We all need to hear this.. 😂💯 https://t.co/xxVltRzSl0

We all need to hear this.. 😂💯 https://t.co/xxVltRzSl0

Dank, Preach, and Sex: BEING GAY IS A SIN? So you don't eat seafood? Or mix fabrics? Or have premarital sex? Or masturbate? Or watch porn? Or wear jewelry? Or gossip? Or work on Saturdays? Or have tattoos? If you're gonna preach and live by the Bible, live by the whole thing or shut the fuck up.

Facts, Gym, and Memes: A new report found that the free weights at the gym have 362 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. weird-facts.org @factsweird

Got, All, and You: You all have got tostop calling each other sluts and whores Itjust makes it OKforguys to call you sluts and whores

Dumb, Fucking, and Fit: ban ljust discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can't get t out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth I say more dumb things before 9a.m than most people say all day Chandler knows

Chandler knows

Memes, 🤖, and Fun: When nothing is going right but you're determined to have fun

Dank, Dumb, and Fucking: ban ljust discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can't get t out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth I say more dumb things before 9a.m than most people say all day Chandler knows by hercs247 MORE MEMES

Chandler knows by hercs247 MORE MEMES

Fucking, Sorry, and Anxiety: @softedhearts i am: gay straight bisexual asexual O annoyed at people who tell me to stop bouncing my leg because it's a distraction for them or because it bothers them i'm sorry you don't have anxiety susan, stop fucking judging me and let me be internally anxious in peace

Tumblr, Angels, and Blog: canadad: iknowgallifreyan: I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot i only see two photogenic angels awesomacious: Wholesome kittys. 💖💖💖💖

awesomacious: Wholesome kittys. 💖💖💖💖

Game of Thrones, Time, and Dragon: ME: WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS. THE NIGHT KING HAS YOUR DRAGON. THE WALL HAS FALLEN AND THE DEAD MARCH SOUTH. ALSO ME:

Ted, Tumblr, and American: Really American After Democrats refused to clap during his State of the Union speech, Trump asked "can we call that treason?" "I served on active duty in the US military to give people the right to clap when the President speaks, or not to clap; to stand or to sit; to attend your speeches or to boycott them. We are not, and never will be, an authoritarian regime."- Ted Lieu Image Credit: Sacramento Bee Changes: cropped, resized, text added. http://bit.ly 2ymNsZ2 Really American "We don't live in a dictatorshi or a monarchy. I swore an oath - in the military and in the Senate - to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, not to mindlessly cater to the whims of Cadet Bone Spurs and clap when he demands I clap." Tammy Duckworth Image Credit: AP Changes: cropped, resized, text added. http://washex.am/2GVA2s7 doctorwu13: The Russians clap for themselves all the time. I have seen many films of Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev, Kosygin, Putin, and others, they are all clapping. Saddam Hussein also applauded himself. We can see where Tiny Trump is going with this.

doctorwu13: The Russians clap for themselves all the time. I have seen many films of Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev, Kosygin, Putin, and othe...

Tumblr, Blog, and Dawn: Am I in trouble? Have a quess O? Have another guess. sammythepsycho: Incorrect until dawn.

sammythepsycho: Incorrect until dawn.

Apps, Space, and Back: YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH SPACE IJUST DELETED 2 APPS AGAIN YOUDONT HAVE ENOUGH SPACE THEN GIVE ME BACK THOSE 2 APPS YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH SPACE

Beach, Drive, and Deep: just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds

Life, Money, and Best: r/AskReddit u/SquidleyStudios S 4h You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth Discussion 9.2k 5.3k Share BEST COMMENTS ReddieBagels S2 4h Go back to sleep .ely 16.3k me irl

me irl

Dank, Life, and Memes: r/AskReddit u/SquidleyStudios S 4h You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth Discussion 9.2k 5.3k Share BEST COMMENTS ReddieBagels S2 4h Go back to sleep .ely 16.3k me irl by NoChillNoah5 MORE MEMES

me irl by NoChillNoah5 MORE MEMES

Computer, Laptop, and Code: Me: fust Wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die When your laptop dies :(

When your laptop dies :(

Future, How Many Times, and News: Alex Hirsch @ AlexHirsch News outlets should have to refer to mass shooters simply as "Shooter #86, Shooter #87', etc. Never say their names, never show their faces, never promise future copycats a shred of glory, only present them as the grim growing statistic they are Alex Hirsch @ AlexHirsch Itll help us keep track of how many times we've failed as a society AND remind wannabe shooters how deeply unspecial and uncool their violent urges are. No glory for these monsters This needs more recognition

This needs more recognition

Facts, Memes, and Money: 70% of managers are making their teams worse. Gallup scientists have found that companies are hiring the wrong people to be managers or supervisors 82% of the time. wasting time and money and causing their employees to become disengaged. weird-facts.org @factsweird

Tumblr, Blog, and Happy: HAVE I CEASED To EXIST DECEPTION I HAVE NOT NATHANWPYLE awesomacious: Happy humanoids!

awesomacious: Happy humanoids!

Stock Photos, Random, and Photos: Nobody: Random stock photos: And we have to pay for this.

And we have to pay for this.

Sexy, Tumblr, and Blog: ohshitsomeonejust said I am truly sad Peridot lacks the shape-shift ability. A green Jasper addition to the beautifully sexy striped rainbow of smutt would have been nice. NEED A STUPID NY PERIDOv 'm no eplous! neve jasker: I KNOW I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO AHHHH poor pdot!!i guess shes just gonna need some jasper time with The Original all to herself to help make up for it ♡♡♡

jasker: I KNOW I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO AHHHH poor pdot!!i guess shes just gonna need some jasper time with The Original all to herself to ...

Cute, Lol, and Tumblr: Anonymous said to jaskers: Peridot could sort of fly Jasper now, she's picked up a good amount of power with her metal powers. She can pick up a truck with a person in it and have a tug of war with Lapis, so Jasper shouldn't be to hard. Grab a slab of metal to ride on and she could fly Jasper around. It would be a good activity for the both of them. jasker: OK THIS WAS SENT TO MY PERSONAL BLOG BUT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING FOR IT BC IT WAS SO CUTE!!! jasper said she liked being able to fly BUT NOT LIKE THIS PERIDOT NO!!and of course itd be a fridge LOL

jasker: OK THIS WAS SENT TO MY PERSONAL BLOG BUT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING FOR IT BC IT WAS SO CUTE!!! jasper said she liked being able to fly ...

Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.) “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is lookin...

Confused, Fucking, and Too Much: Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek This whole "White voters are confused by a rapidly changing world" narrative is bullshit. What's so fucking confusing? There's some brown people in the neighborhood now and some of the wedding cakes have two dudes on the top. Done. How is this too much for adults to process?

Android, Twitter, and Information: Tweet Notre Dame > @RealNotreDame I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest. 08:55 AM-14 Apr 19. Twitter for Android 4,200 Retweets 69K Likes meirl

meirl

Instagram, Money, and All That: Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it. Instagram: @punsonly

Instagram: @punsonly

Memes, Notre Dame, and 🤖: But you have to think that Notre Dame will be gone one day 😥

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Dank, Girls, and Bible: LAD BIBLE You know what they say, girls just wanna have fun 💁😂

You know what they say, girls just wanna have fun 💁😂

Time, Arms, and Can: "There's so much I wish for these days, but most of all, I wish you were here. It's strange, but before I met you, I couldn'it remember the last time that I cried. Now, it seems that tears come easily to me.. But you have a way of making my sorrows seem worthwhile, of explaining things in a way that lessens my ache. You are a treasure, a gift, and when we're together again, I intend to hold you until my arms are weak and I can do it no longer. My thoughts of you are sometimes the only things that keep me going."

Control, Ducks, and Stuff: Jacy Catlirn @ieatanddrink I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do

Crazy, Iphone, and Life: Uma Bloo @umabloo It's crazy that if it were 1950 l'd have a husband and a lobotomy already 1:26 PM - 4/14/19 Twitter for iPhone Life is harder now.

Life is harder now.

Memes, Single, and 🤖: When your single but at least you have your dog 😂

When your single but at least you have your dog 😂

Disappointed, The Worst, and Never: not the WORST mom @nottheworstmonm I never buy chips because then I'll eat them, so instead l look in my pantry everyday and am disappointed that l don't have any chips. smart

smart

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Break, Hearts, and Text: "have you ever considered that we lead ourselves on? we overthink everything; every touch, every look, every text. we create scenarios in our minds and imagine ourselves with that person, building it into something it isn't, something it never was. maybe we need to stop passing the blame, maybe we break our own hearts."

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