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    Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

                
            

            
            
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombar...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




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    Bad, Confused, and Family: bloodytales
 Teach boys about periods
 My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
 When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once
 was camping with my family and a few of my big brother's friends
 when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave
 me a full pain killer (1 was 13 and before that she only gave me pills
 cut in half)
 T iterally laid down on my parents' air mattress and cried in pain for
 an hour before the pill kicked in.
 My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up
 and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough
 house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen
 as just "a little girl." So my brother's friend was confused to see me
 openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst
 cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what
 was wrong with me.
 My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike.
 During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with
 his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back
 the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table
 when my brother's friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I
 said I was better, and he said good.
 When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me
 well supplied with chocolate.
 Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as
 daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers,
 and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly
 accuse a woman of "being on her period" if the woman is in an
 argument.
 Raise better sons Teach them about normal
 bodily functions
Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Confused, and Family: bloodytales
 Teach boys about periods
 My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
 When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once
 was camping with my family and a few of my big brother's friends
 when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave
 me a full pain killer (1 was 13 and before that she only gave me pills
 cut in half)
 T iterally laid down on my parents' air mattress and cried in pain for
 an hour before the pill kicked in.
 My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up
 and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough
 house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen
 as just "a little girl." So my brother's friend was confused to see me
 openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst
 cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what
 was wrong with me.
 My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike.
 During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with
 his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back
 the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table
 when my brother's friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I
 said I was better, and he said good.
 When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me
 well supplied with chocolate.
 Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as
 daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers,
 and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly
 accuse a woman of "being on her period" if the woman is in an
 argument.
 Raise better sons Teach them about normal
 bodily functions
Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM
                
            

            
            
Teach boys about periods via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z0YocM

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Disappointed, Tumblr, and Blog: edit-universe:

iā€™m disappointed with how this came out. undyne doesnā€™t have many colors, so i had to take away a lot of jasperā€™s colors and uniform.

Perfection
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Disappointed, Tumblr, and Blog: edit-universe:

iā€™m disappointed with how this came out. undyne doesnā€™t have many colors, so i had to take away a lot of jasperā€™s colors and uniform.

Perfection
                
            

            
            
edit-universe:

iā€™m disappointed with how this came out. undyne doesnā€™t have many colors, so i had to take away a lot of jasperā€™s colors and...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Beautiful, Cats, and Crying: northeastartist:
cryoverkiltmilk:

kindaoffkilter:

bemusedlybespectacled:

linkislost:

sighinastorm:

tooiconic:

lafayettelabaguette:

beasti:

clarenecessities:

sapphic-matriarchy:

system-fail-ure:

karinanotcinerina:

retro-geek:

ultrafacts:

gatochick:

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

majikkant:

ultrafacts:

Source
Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss



THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed awayā€¦ An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catā€™s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who havenā€™t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god.  Sheā€™s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.


Beautiful.


Now Iā€™m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ā€second tamaā€ or ā€œtama IIā€) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard


Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.


Law


Iā€™m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).Ā  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.


a legacy 

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itā€™s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back


ā€œSun-tama-tamaā€ (a pun off of ā€œSantamaā€, lit. ā€œthird Tamaā€) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaā€™s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, ā€œI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.ā€ [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaā€™s Twitter account.


Every time I see this post thereā€™s new info and it gets better


You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Beautiful, Cats, and Crying: northeastartist:
cryoverkiltmilk:

kindaoffkilter:

bemusedlybespectacled:

linkislost:

sighinastorm:

tooiconic:

lafayettelabaguette:

beasti:

clarenecessities:

sapphic-matriarchy:

system-fail-ure:

karinanotcinerina:

retro-geek:

ultrafacts:

gatochick:

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

majikkant:

ultrafacts:

Source
Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss



THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed awayā€¦ An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catā€™s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who havenā€™t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god.  Sheā€™s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.


Beautiful.


Now Iā€™m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ā€second tamaā€ or ā€œtama IIā€) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard


Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.


Law


Iā€™m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).Ā  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.


a legacy 

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itā€™s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back


ā€œSun-tama-tamaā€ (a pun off of ā€œSantamaā€, lit. ā€œthird Tamaā€) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaā€™s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, ā€œI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.ā€ [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaā€™s Twitter account.


Every time I see this post thereā€™s new info and it gets better


You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters. 

                
            

            
            
northeastartist:
cryoverkiltmilk:

kindaoffkilter:

bemusedlybespectacled:

linkislost:

sighinastorm:

tooiconic:

lafayettelabaguette:

be...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didnā€™t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, ā€œserve her a stronger drink, Iā€™m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?ā€ usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think Iā€™m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girlā€™s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you donā€™t know is buying you a drink, theyā€™re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, theyā€™re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and youā€™re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesnā€™t give two shits that youā€™re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you donā€™t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that youā€™d like something light, and thatā€™s a big clue to us that youā€™re uncomfortable with whomever youā€™re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If youā€™re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Hereā€™s a list of light liquors, and mixers that wonā€™t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didnā€™t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, ā€œserve her a stronger drink, Iā€™m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?ā€ usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think Iā€™m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girlā€™s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you donā€™t know is buying you a drink, theyā€™re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, theyā€™re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and youā€™re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesnā€™t give two shits that youā€™re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you donā€™t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that youā€™d like something light, and thatā€™s a big clue to us that youā€™re uncomfortable with whomever youā€™re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If youā€™re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Hereā€™s a list of light liquors, and mixers that wonā€™t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

                
            

            
            
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