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Getting: dontforgettospeak: wickedwonderlandd: trinikelly1984: morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake. Sharing for all the safety items!! This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.
Getting: dontforgettospeak:

wickedwonderlandd:

trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.



Sharing for all the safety items!! 



This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life

I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.

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Getting: Ever just think about getting something and next thing you know you see an ad of it ?
Getting: Ever just think about getting something and next thing you know you see an ad of it ?

Ever just think about getting something and next thing you know you see an ad of it ?

Getting: What it looks and sounds like when a penguin is getting weighed (Source)
Getting: What it looks and sounds like when a penguin is getting weighed (Source)

What it looks and sounds like when a penguin is getting weighed (Source)

Getting: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.
Getting: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

Getting: huyandere: getting their pocket money from batdad
Getting: huyandere:

getting their pocket money from batdad

huyandere: getting their pocket money from batdad

Getting: the-messenger-hawk: dragomer: mmediocreman: the avatar gang in casual wear! Aang look so cute dressed like that. lookin’ like Sokka getting ready to lead his squad on an adventure 
Getting: the-messenger-hawk:
dragomer:

mmediocreman:
the avatar gang in casual wear!
Aang look so cute dressed like that.

lookin’ like Sokka getting ready to lead his squad on an adventure 

the-messenger-hawk: dragomer: mmediocreman: the avatar gang in casual wear! Aang look so cute dressed like that. lookin’ like Sokka get...

Getting: Parents, we know this homeschool thing is getting real old. #Memes #Parenting #Kids
Getting: Parents, we know this homeschool thing is getting real old. #Memes #Parenting #Kids

Parents, we know this homeschool thing is getting real old. #Memes #Parenting #Kids

Getting: awesomacious: Huge part of getting that car fixed
Getting: awesomacious:

Huge part of getting that car fixed

awesomacious: Huge part of getting that car fixed

Getting: Captchas are getting smarter and smarter every day
Getting: Captchas are getting smarter and smarter every day

Captchas are getting smarter and smarter every day

Getting: imp:me when im getting dressed to go out in public for the day
Getting: imp:me when im getting dressed to go out in public for the day

imp:me when im getting dressed to go out in public for the day

Getting: Online Advertising is really getting out of hand
Getting: Online Advertising is really getting out of hand

Online Advertising is really getting out of hand

Getting: babyanimalgifs:(via)
Getting: babyanimalgifs:(via)

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Getting: “Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)
Getting: “Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)

“Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)

Getting: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.
Getting: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

Getting: just keeps getting cuter and cuter via @virginia_carroll
Getting: just keeps getting cuter and cuter via @virginia_carroll

just keeps getting cuter and cuter via @virginia_carroll

Getting: crispy-ghee: “What it’s like to go from getting preyed to getting laid” This is so fucking dumb but I made it, so there. This exists and is out in the world now. I’m sorry you’re welcome.
Getting: crispy-ghee:

“What it’s like to go from getting preyed to getting laid” This is so fucking dumb but I made it, so there. This exists and is out in the world now. I’m sorry you’re welcome.

crispy-ghee: “What it’s like to go from getting preyed to getting laid” This is so fucking dumb but I made it, so there. This exists and...

Getting: thats one way of getting into bed (via: @ericalynnmcf)
Getting: thats one way of getting into bed (via: @ericalynnmcf)

thats one way of getting into bed (via: @ericalynnmcf)

Getting: The anti-lockdown protests are really getting out of hand.
Getting: The anti-lockdown protests are really getting out of hand.

The anti-lockdown protests are really getting out of hand.

Getting: Getting woken up by these singing birds like everything good
Getting: Getting woken up by these singing birds like everything good

Getting woken up by these singing birds like everything good

Getting: Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️
Getting: Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️

Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️

Getting: The artist version of getting paid in exposure
Getting: The artist version of getting paid in exposure

The artist version of getting paid in exposure

Getting: Getting smashed by All Might’s fist
Getting: Getting smashed by All Might’s fist

Getting smashed by All Might’s fist

Getting: Nature is getting real
Getting: Nature is getting real

Nature is getting real

Getting: srsfunny: Looking back at the years, keeps getting worst
Getting: srsfunny:

Looking back at the years, keeps getting worst

srsfunny: Looking back at the years, keeps getting worst

Getting: Getting an A
Getting: Getting an A

Getting an A

Getting: animalrates: Here’s a good boy getting very excited about finally catching his ball. 14/10 please say you’re proud of himvia tiktok: @redtuque
Getting: animalrates:

Here’s a good boy getting very excited about finally catching his ball. 14/10 please say you’re proud of himvia tiktok: @redtuque

animalrates: Here’s a good boy getting very excited about finally catching his ball. 14/10 please say you’re proud of himvia tiktok: @re...

Getting: chaeronaea: hyundaimovietheatre: tinderfinds: “I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians” wholesome “i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read
Getting: chaeronaea:
hyundaimovietheatre:


tinderfinds:
“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”
wholesome


“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

chaeronaea: hyundaimovietheatre: tinderfinds: “I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians” wholesome “i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the...

Getting: One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old puff pastry.
Getting: One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old puff pastry.

One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old...

Getting: sseunbean: I can’t believe we’re getting an inuyasha sequel I’m gonna go bonkers!!!
Getting: sseunbean:

I can’t believe we’re getting an inuyasha sequel I’m gonna go bonkers!!!

sseunbean: I can’t believe we’re getting an inuyasha sequel I’m gonna go bonkers!!!

Getting: awesomacious: Huge part of getting that car fixed
Getting: awesomacious:

Huge part of getting that car fixed

awesomacious: Huge part of getting that car fixed

Getting: This is getting out of hand now there are two of them
Getting: This is getting out of hand now there are two of them

This is getting out of hand now there are two of them

Getting: Say another word and you’re getting the belt
Getting: Say another word and you’re getting the belt

Say another word and you’re getting the belt

Getting: This is getting out of hand
Getting: This is getting out of hand

This is getting out of hand

Getting: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.
Getting: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

Getting: Looking back at the years, keeps getting worst
Getting: Looking back at the years, keeps getting worst

Looking back at the years, keeps getting worst

Getting: Getting a job was great
Getting: Getting a job was great

Getting a job was great

Getting: wish i was getting $51k a year
Getting: wish i was getting $51k a year

wish i was getting $51k a year

Getting: This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them
Getting: This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them

Getting: The youth are getting the workout they needed
Getting: The youth are getting the workout they needed

The youth are getting the workout they needed