🐣 25+ Best Memes About First Time

First Time: My sister’s pup seeing the water for the first time. (via)

My sister’s pup seeing the water for the first time. (via)

First Time: simonalkenmayer: just-high-school-things: thequantumqueer: (x) we’re finally getting to use the 3rd amendment guys That’s how the revolution began the first time

simonalkenmayer: just-high-school-things: thequantumqueer: (x) we’re finally getting to use the 3rd amendment guys That’s how th...

First Time: Drew Brees when he sees his black teammates for the first time https://t.co/YvFsN9oUuj

Drew Brees when he sees his black teammates for the first time https://t.co/YvFsN9oUuj

First Time: First time making a comic strip. Spare me pls

First time making a comic strip. Spare me pls

First Time: Baby giraffe meets his father and the herd for the first time. Watch the parents embrace at the end. (Source)

Baby giraffe meets his father and the herd for the first time. Watch the parents embrace at the end. (Source)

First Time: Service doggo walks on glass floor for the first time (Source)

Service doggo walks on glass floor for the first time (Source)

First Time: Watch “Blazing Saddles” for the first time and this scene gave me a good laugh

Watch “Blazing Saddles” for the first time and this scene gave me a good laugh

First Time: Watch “Blazing Saddles” for the first time and this scene gave me a good laugh

Watch “Blazing Saddles” for the first time and this scene gave me a good laugh

First Time: Drake swimming in his pool for the first time! 🏊‍♂️🙌 @Drake https://t.co/20iiVp5LYM

Drake swimming in his pool for the first time! 🏊‍♂️🙌 @Drake https://t.co/20iiVp5LYM

First Time: Of course the company still totally believe in doing things right the first time so no refactoring time for you

Of course the company still totally believe in doing things right the first time so no refactoring time for you

First Time: When you smoke weed for the first time by WestRecording MORE MEMES

When you smoke weed for the first time by WestRecording MORE MEMES

First Time: First time on Tinder. Am I doing it right?

First time on Tinder. Am I doing it right?

First Time: Small Brooklyn Nine Nine dump because I am currently watching it for first time and I like it.

Small Brooklyn Nine Nine dump because I am currently watching it for first time and I like it.

First Time: Jimmy Garoppolo returns to New England for the first time. Get your 🍿 for Week 7. #SFvsNE https://t.co/pBXXmMLE3d

Jimmy Garoppolo returns to New England for the first time. Get your 🍿 for Week 7. #SFvsNE https://t.co/pBXXmMLE3d

First Time: The first time a girl has messaged me with something other than ‘Hey’ or ‘Hi’

The first time a girl has messaged me with something other than ‘Hey’ or ‘Hi’

First Time: Puppos first time seeing the sky leaking (via: @lifeofsterlingnewton)

Puppos first time seeing the sky leaking (via: @lifeofsterlingnewton)

First Time: ivathehoman:I got into Skyrim a few months back and I still remember how I first died and also encountered a giant for the first time.

ivathehoman:I got into Skyrim a few months back and I still remember how I first died and also encountered a giant for the first time.

First Time: First time using that guys opener 🤷‍♂️

First time using that guys opener 🤷‍♂️

First Time: theforgottendaydreamer: thewisestqueen: okssure: fortheloveofrome: diaemyung: itsahalest0rm: godpenis: This is important hello (x) Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time THIS IS SO IMPORTANT *slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow. I will probably reblog this once a day Reblog. Always reblog.

theforgottendaydreamer: thewisestqueen: okssure: fortheloveofrome: diaemyung: itsahalest0rm: godpenis: This is important hello (x...

First Time: awesomacious: You know it’s not your first time seeing it

awesomacious: You know it’s not your first time seeing it

First Time: crispy-ghee: There’s been a little bit of interest in Jagged-Tooth, Cousin’s first born son. A specific question was about his first meeting w/ Shepard, which I was gonna go on about, but I might make a comic about it later. So have a few sketches. Jagged-Tooth: A rare Yautja Biotic, an elite Enforcer, and despite a rocky relationship w/ his father, he risked dishonor and punishment to join a faction of Yautja that went against the clan’s decision and went to aid Shepard. They meet when he arrives during the Battle for Palaven as surprise back up. Capable, dry, could be considered friendly…unless you’re Garrus.(When your dad’s ‘favorite son’ seems to be someone who isn’t even his fucking son, and who you think is a total dweeb, you’re not gonna be happy about that, I guess)He takes after his mother more than his father, though has his father’s intensity and skill, if only Cousin were more forthcoming w/ praise for that (he does recognize it, though he is very critical of his son and always being hard on him). Their relationship is that of an accomplished child with a father who has incredibly high expectations. That means that their relationship is very rocky. This started when he was young, as his path diverted early from Cousin’s hopes and plans for him. Not many Yautja are taught to develop their biotic abilities, and due to there being some contention over whether or not biotics are respectable in the Hunt tradition, the training is more often than not discouraged. But Jagged-Tooth went into training, and instead of becoming a traditional hunter, went down the line of enforcement. Cousin still hasn’t fully recovered from that disappointment. Joining the Yautja faction during the reaper war is the first time that Jagged-Tooth has ever had to operate under his father’s lead. He tries to be professional about it. Cousin, on the other hand, doesn’t try as hard to do the same. Someone described Jagged-Tooth as a “rare Yautja Bishounen” and you know what? Yes.

crispy-ghee: There’s been a little bit of interest in Jagged-Tooth, Cousin’s first born son. A specific question was about his first mee...

First Time: dorkstranger: detectivesantiagostyle: Woke up Scully the first time i read this post it was 3am and i got so frustrated that i cried because i couldn’t understand why alfred hitchcock would be telling agent dana scully to get woke.

dorkstranger: detectivesantiagostyle: Woke up Scully the first time i read this post it was 3am and i got so frustrated that i cried beca...

First Time: My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

First Time: Baby otter first time in the water(Source)

Baby otter first time in the water(Source)

First Time: returnsandreturns: protect-and-love-animals:My first time in the beach @werelibrarian

returnsandreturns: protect-and-love-animals:My first time in the beach @werelibrarian

First Time: cereusblue: unnameablethings: dragonsateyourtoast: redporkpadthai: dragonsateyourtoast: otherwindow: otherwindow: This is how the golden age of piracy ended. The first mermaid to get tattoos :) “we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?” “kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes. “we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.” “i know.” x “daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.” her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her. “daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor. “don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing. x “father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?” “your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.” she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says. x “why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam. “we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.” she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family. “it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.” x her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.” the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass. “why not?” the mermaid asks. “he’ll win,” the first mate says. the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks. x the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her. “don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.” x the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape. “let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.” they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her. she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings. the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone. x she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea. x “you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her. she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise. “i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.” the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. “we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either. “i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time. “guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.” “without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?” “i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?” “of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.” x the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid. “you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock. the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy. “they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.” “and now?” “they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?” the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.” She protects her family. Hi everybody! Guess what’s being posted on AO3 now at the following link! https://archiveofourown.org/works/22498384/chapters/53760817 That’s right! Here you go. I’ll be uploading it in some chunks, because I want to make sure I have everything I wanted edited cleanly finished, but follow the story there! HEY GUYS GUESS WHATS BACK ON THE DASHBOARD AND BETTER THAN EVER

cereusblue: unnameablethings: dragonsateyourtoast: redporkpadthai: dragonsateyourtoast: otherwindow: otherwindow: This is how the g...

First Time: First time going to a club after quarantine is over

First time going to a club after quarantine is over

First Time: When you answer a question on StackOverflow for the first time.

When you answer a question on StackOverflow for the first time.

First Time: Carson Wentz when he sees Jalen Hurts for the first time https://t.co/ScLI81q5Dt

Carson Wentz when he sees Jalen Hurts for the first time https://t.co/ScLI81q5Dt

First Time: You know it’s not your first time seeing it

You know it’s not your first time seeing it

First Time: theforgottendaydreamer: thewisestqueen: okssure: fortheloveofrome: diaemyung: itsahalest0rm: godpenis: This is important hello (x) Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time THIS IS SO IMPORTANT *slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow. I will probably reblog this once a day Reblog. Always reblog.

theforgottendaydreamer: thewisestqueen: okssure: fortheloveofrome: diaemyung: itsahalest0rm: godpenis: This is important hello (x...

First Time: My first time on tinder since corona started

My first time on tinder since corona started

First Time: I donated blood for the first time last week and my takeaway is that I’m probably safe from vampires. But seriously, give blood, save lives, y'all.

I donated blood for the first time last week and my takeaway is that I’m probably safe from vampires. But seriously, give blood, save liv...

First Time: hattersarts: mmmmm i just completed undertale for the first time, (true pacifist route)

hattersarts: mmmmm i just completed undertale for the first time, (true pacifist route)

First Time: Nationwide quarantine has the Semi trucks napping in their natural environment for the first time in years

Nationwide quarantine has the Semi trucks napping in their natural environment for the first time in years

First Time: Nationwide quarantine has the Semi trucks napping in their natural environment for the first time in years

Nationwide quarantine has the Semi trucks napping in their natural environment for the first time in years

First Time: Nationwide quarantine has the Semi trucks napping in their natural environment for the first time in years

Nationwide quarantine has the Semi trucks napping in their natural environment for the first time in years

First Time: lifepro-tips: Tale Of A Wolf - Kickstarter campaign A story driven, open world adventure! But this time you control a wolf called Ako, explore a beautifully crafted, hand painted world! EXPERIENCE THE LIFE OF A WOLF You take control of a young wolf named Ako. Born on the island of Sylvanna, you have learned much of the ways of the world from your father. However, there is still much to learn. Ako, a naive canine discovers this abruptly as he meets mankind for the first time and sees their wicked ways for himself. You will have to survive the wildlands and reclaim the island to restore the natural balance of the diverse ecosytem on Sylvanna. Back this project

lifepro-tips: Tale Of A Wolf - Kickstarter campaign A story driven, open world adventure! But this time you control a wolf called Ako,...

First Time: lifepro-tips: Tale Of A Wolf - Kickstarter campaign A story driven, open world adventure! But this time you control a wolf called Ako, explore a beautifully crafted, hand painted world! EXPERIENCE THE LIFE OF A WOLF You take control of a young wolf named Ako. Born on the island of Sylvanna, you have learned much of the ways of the world from your father. However, there is still much to learn. Ako, a naive canine discovers this abruptly as he meets mankind for the first time and sees their wicked ways for himself. You will have to survive the wildlands and reclaim the island to restore the natural balance of the diverse ecosytem on Sylvanna. Back this project

lifepro-tips: Tale Of A Wolf - Kickstarter campaign A story driven, open world adventure! But this time you control a wolf called Ako,...

First Time: lifepro-tips: Tale Of A Wolf - Kickstarter campaign A story driven, open world adventure! But this time you control a wolf called Ako, explore a beautifully crafted, hand painted world! EXPERIENCE THE LIFE OF A WOLFYou take control of a young wolf named Ako. Born on the island of Sylvanna, you have learned much of the ways of the world from your father. However, there is still much to learn. Ako, a naive canine discovers this abruptly as he meets mankind for the first time and sees their wicked ways for himself. You will have to survive the wildlands and reclaim the island to restore the natural balance of the diverse ecosytem on Sylvanna. Back this project

lifepro-tips: Tale Of A Wolf - Kickstarter campaign A story driven, open world adventure! But this time you control a wolf called Ako,...

First Time: omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!

omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergr...

First Time: juliettecousin:The previous post has been flagged so I’m reposting the “safest” illustration : Day 5 - First Time

juliettecousin:The previous post has been flagged so I’m reposting the “safest” illustration : Day 5 - First Time

First Time: bahoryell: mockwa: Beethoven — Fur Chiken #this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

bahoryell: mockwa: Beethoven — Fur Chiken #this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumb...

First Time: alreadyclaimednamefk: suplx: this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

alreadyclaimednamefk: suplx: this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we ge...

First Time: You know it’s not your first time seeing it

You know it’s not your first time seeing it

First Time: itslikecranesinthesky: tastefullyoffensive: (via checka_bookout) This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids

itslikecranesinthesky: tastefullyoffensive: (via checka_bookout) This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because...

First Time: First time I ever wore a mask into a BANK to pay my rent. I slipped the teller a note. It is a new world.

First time I ever wore a mask into a BANK to pay my rent. I slipped the teller a note. It is a new world.

First Time: ups-dogs:I run 26e in South Tampa for UPS and had to reach out to ya cause I got a lot of AWESOME dogs on my route. Anyway, a lot of people also ask me on the daily about UPS Dogs cause I hand out treats and they’ve heard of the site, which they think I am connected. I posted this lovely little dog Liberty online but if you want to to add her to your Instagram or Facebook feel free cause today was the first time she wanted a real treat and not the tires on my hand truck lol I told her if she wants to be a UPS dog she has to take the treat and not eat my wheels which she did therefore I deemed her a UPS dog! @ddandaneauBest-David Dandaneau

ups-dogs:I run 26e in South Tampa for UPS and had to reach out to ya cause I got a lot of AWESOME dogs on my route. Anyway, a lot of peop...

First Time: thesassyducks: His first time playing in the mud and definitely won’t be his last because he loved it so much 😆 via @mylifewithducks

thesassyducks: His first time playing in the mud and definitely won’t be his last because he loved it so much 😆 via @mylifewithducks

First Time: animalrates:This is Tonka. It’s his first time at the park and he’s a little shy. Was wondering if you’d be his friend. 12/10 I’ve never wanted anything so bad

animalrates:This is Tonka. It’s his first time at the park and he’s a little shy. Was wondering if you’d be his friend. 12/10 I’ve never...

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