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Intel, Power, and Time: CPU Power Noctua D15 power (2 fans) Cable from PSU? ??? 2 RAM sticks Extra? Front fan LED (LED C2 if 4pin) = 12V (D_LĒD2 if 3pin) = 5V Z390 AORUS ULTRA Mothèrboard Layout B888 ATX.12V_2x4 Cnp LED2 RUSB1 CPU FAN SYS FAN2 DLED V_SW2 Rear Case Exhuast Fan CPU OPT ATX_12V_2X2 CNVI USB 2.0 Hub ATX LGA1151 RUSB2 Motherboard power Cable from PŠU CPU USB31_LAN front intake fan (#2) Intel GbE LAN AUDIO 110 two USB3.0 from case front PCIEX1_1 Z390 AORUS ULTRA PCIEX16 Graphics Card in PCIEX16 PCIEX1_2 BAT Intel Z390 SATA HDD M.2 PCle SSD PCIEX8 CODEC B_BIOSO PCIEX1_3 ITE Super VO M_BIOSO PCIEX4 SYS_FAN4 JUSB 2.0 Hin DLED_V_SW1 F AUDIO HDD, Power, Reset LEDS from case CDEC_TEMP2 0OCLR CMO5 ..... ..... | १ । । SYS_FANS SYS FANS_PUIP F_PANEL CPU DRAM VGA BOOT LED C1 COM F_USB1 SPDIF_O Case audio cable DB_PORT D_LED1 F_USB2 Box Contents M Z390 AQRUS ULTRA motherboard M Motherboard drīver disk M User's Manual M Quick Installation Guide M Two digital LED strip adapter cables M One RGB LED strip extension cable front intake fan (#1) M Four SATA cables M One antenna RGB node M M.2 screw(s)/M.2 standoff(s) to USB2.0 7 One G Connector 2 top exhaust fans Corsair M Two Velcro Cable Ties M Two thermistor cables two USB2.0 from case front The box contents above are for reference only and the actual items shall depend on the product package you obtain. Ihe box contents are subject to change without notice. TYPEC IWOH R_USB30 Leasn SYS FAN1 20 FUSB31C SYS FANS PUMP D EC_TEMP1 THB_C FUSB30 SATA3 5 31 First time building a PC - are there any typical connections I haven't anticipated for the motherboard?
Intel, Power, and Time: CPU Power
 Noctua D15 power (2 fans)
 Cable from PSU?
 ???
 2 RAM sticks
 Extra?
 Front fan LED
 (LED C2 if 4pin) = 12V
 (D_LĒD2 if 3pin) = 5V
 Z390 AORUS ULTRA Mothèrboard Layout
 B888 ATX.12V_2x4
 Cnp LED2
 RUSB1
 CPU FAN
 SYS FAN2
 DLED V_SW2
 Rear Case
 Exhuast Fan
 CPU OPT
 ATX_12V_2X2
 CNVI
 USB 2.0 Hub
 ATX
 LGA1151
 RUSB2
 Motherboard power
 Cable from PŠU
 CPU
 USB31_LAN
 front intake fan (#2)
 Intel GbE
 LAN
 AUDIO
 110
 two USB3.0
 from case front
 PCIEX1_1
 Z390 AORUS ULTRA
 PCIEX16
 Graphics Card
 in PCIEX16
 PCIEX1_2
 BAT
 Intel Z390
 SATA HDD
 M.2 PCle SSD
 PCIEX8
 CODEC
 B_BIOSO
 PCIEX1_3
 ITE
 Super VO
 M_BIOSO
 PCIEX4
 SYS_FAN4
 JUSB 2.0 Hin
 DLED_V_SW1
 F AUDIO
 HDD, Power, Reset
 LEDS from case
 CDEC_TEMP2
 0OCLR CMO5
 .....
 .....
 | १ । ।
 SYS_FANS
 SYS FANS_PUIP
 F_PANEL CPU DRAM
 VGA BOOT
 LED C1
 COM
 F_USB1
 SPDIF_O
 Case audio
 cable
 DB_PORT
 D_LED1
 F_USB2
 Box Contents
 M Z390 AQRUS ULTRA motherboard
 M Motherboard drīver disk
 M User's Manual
 M Quick Installation Guide
 M Two digital LED strip adapter cables
 M One RGB LED strip extension cable
 front intake fan (#1)
 M Four SATA cables
 M One antenna
 RGB node M M.2 screw(s)/M.2 standoff(s)
 to USB2.0 7 One G Connector
 2 top exhaust fans
 Corsair
 M Two Velcro Cable Ties
 M Two thermistor cables
 two USB2.0
 from case front
 The box contents above are for reference only and the actual items shall depend on the product package you obtain.
 Ihe box contents are subject to change without notice.
 TYPEC
 IWOH
 R_USB30
 Leasn
 SYS FAN1
 20
 FUSB31C
 SYS FANS PUMP
 D EC_TEMP1
 THB_C
 FUSB30
 SATA3 5 31
First time building a PC - are there any typical connections I haven't anticipated for the motherboard?

First time building a PC - are there any typical connections I haven't anticipated for the motherboard?

Alive, Being Alone, and Animals: You just beat me up over a hat?! MAKE AM GREAT AC Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee shoulM be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat litle body off the ground. The bee, of course, fies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yelow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry?- Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? -I can't. Fll pick you up. Looking sharp, Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report cand, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's met - Wave to us! Well be in row 11800. - Byet Barry. I told you, stop flying in the house! - ey. Adam, - Hey. Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A limle. Special day. graduation. Never thought Fd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkwand. Three days college. Im glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry, - Artie. growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No. Fm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy. quite a bit of pomp. under the circumstances, - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men, - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees. please welcome Dean Buzzwel. Welcome. New Hive Oity graduating class of9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what irl be like? -A litle scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee. have worked your whole life so get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks being the nectar to the hive. Our top secret formula is automatically color corrected. seent-adjusted and bubble contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its dis tinctive golden glow you know as. Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advance- ment, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had eone day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But. Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly fumctioning society on Eanth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don' know. But you know what Fm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second.Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. Fve never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey. Jocks! - Hi. Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freakst I love it! I love itt - I wonder where they were. -I dont know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive. flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Ir's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Ler's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw en my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! I never thought ra knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch sis miles from here tomorrow. - Sis miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe l am. - You are nott We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey. Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stiring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. Ir's a beautiful thing. You know. Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? Thar's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. Fm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey, Our son, the stirer! - You're gonna be a stimer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe Fl pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg Im so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirer, front desk. hair removal. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two leftt One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - Whar'd you get? - Picking erad out. Stellar! Wow: Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure. bee. pourer. you're on. Fm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating. cooling, stunt stimer, humming. inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should. Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. What happened to you? Where are you? - Fm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy: Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83ed that gets their roses today. Hey. guys, Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yestenday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. Ir's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right. launch positions Buzz, buzz, buzz. buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz. buze! Buzz, buzz, buzz. buze! Black and yellowt Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind. check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack.check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK. ladies, ler's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wowt Fm out! I can't believe F'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side. kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir. I pick up some pollen here. sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there. a pinch on that one. See that? tr's a little bit of magie. That's amazing. Why do we do that? Thatr's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. Im picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but F'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. Ir's a limle grabby. My sweetr loed of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem - Guys! - This could be bad. Affimative. Very close. Gonna hut. Mama's limle boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? -I think he knows. What is this? Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the cart - Do something!- I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny What are you doing ? Wow. the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta pet home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken. could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This. Drapes! That is diabolical. Ir's fantastic. Ir's pot all my special skills. even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that.Aind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it geting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know Im allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? ls that your statement? I'm just saying all life has valuue. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. Fm not scared of him. tr's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks, - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure. Ken, You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories, - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say?I could really get in trouble. Ir's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe Fm doing this. Ive got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool: Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. Irs fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I doa't recall going to bed. Well. I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this. but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you. I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a linle weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say Fm grateful. IH leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama. Dada, honey. You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. if we didn't laugh. we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway. Oan .pet you something? - Like what? I don't know.I mean.I don't know, Ooffee? 1 don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - Ir's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actuaally, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? -I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You lok great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says. "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you ponna do. Barry? About work?1 dont know. I want to do my part for the hive. but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do?- Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway. if you look. There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! F'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings en their toes? - Why not? - Ir's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe Fl try that. - You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway. this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah. it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, Fd be up the rest of my life. Are you7Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.I guess Fl see you around. Or not. OK. Barry. And thank you so much again. for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing. but. Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK. Dave. pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! it was the scariest. happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it. and F'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well- Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? -A wasp Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - Fm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. Ican't get by that face. So who is she? She's. human. No, no. Thar's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law, - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's se nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive. talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-Sos! One eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. It was so stingin stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. Ir's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They it up. Sit down! really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes. but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearming. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking beet - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Think- ing bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this po on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry. come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry. Fm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. Fll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessat - We're still here. -I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! F'm not listening to this. Sorry, Ive gotta go. - Where are you going?- Im meeting a friend. A girt? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surounded by flowers, erowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, ve got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? Ir's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? Ies faster. Yeah, OK. I see, I see. All right, your turn. Tvo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but ir's a disease. It's a horrible. horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger. jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with yout - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here. you creep! What was that? A Pie N' Save cincular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to talian Vogue. - Il bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Be. Golden Blossom. Ray Liota Private Select? - Is he that actor? -I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you pet it? - Bees make it. -I know who makes it! And its hard to make it! There's heating.cooling. stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organ ic. - Irs our ganict tr's just honey. Barry. Just whar? Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we havet And it's on sale? Fm getting to the bottom of this. Im getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey. Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well I guess rl go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you geting the sweet stufr: Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The tast thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! Ir's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. Whar? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off: Fm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?: - Oh, not - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! 's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean? How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, F'm Oart Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny scream ing. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey. Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. Ir's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girts. Mosquito girls try to trade up. get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding met Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!- Hey. guys! - Mooseblood! I knew rd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a tabel on it, and it's pretty much pune profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000 Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than any thing bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh. Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? Thar's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - Whar? - Talking to humans? He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry. this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees: Dad, I remember you ce honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if ins true, what can ene bee de action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And F'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee. Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey. packaging it and profiting from it illegally! To- morrow night on Bee Larry King. we'll have three foemer queens here in our studio, discussing their new book. Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hesagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think. "Tm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the workd. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. Ir's a common name. Next week. He looks like you and has a show and sus penders and colored dots Nest week. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week nest week! They're scary. hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! was my grandmother. Ken. She's 81. Honey. her back hand's a joke! Fm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! Fm helping him sue the human race. - Hello, - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole. I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better po cause we're really busy working. But it' our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting- How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodit that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a litle bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When F'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say. "Honey. Fm home." without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world ansiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here. Barry? tes peetty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isa't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475. Superior Oourt of New York. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery. you're representing the five food companies collectively?A privilege. Mr. Benson you're representing all the bees of the world? Im kid- ding. Yes. Your Honor, we're ready to p think of what would it mean, I would have to nepotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's peetty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us cause we're the litle guys! Fm hoping that, after this is all over. you'll see how. by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we aret I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear. Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room? Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK. that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting. thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? -I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police offi- cer. have you? No. I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh. please. Have you ever been stung. Mr. Sting? Because F'm feeling a little stung. Sting. Or should I say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name? You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and leam your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home? - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Ordert Order. I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? Fm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No. I was just late. I tried to call, but. the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was hucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. Fm not much for the game myself. The ball's a litnle grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right. there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing?I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken. I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah. you do that. Look at that. You know. Ive just about had it with your litrle mind games, - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny. I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames? Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken. Im wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetiet Fve got issues! Well, wel, well, a royal flusht - You're bluffing. - Am 1? Surf's up. dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! Wwhat are you doing You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat in! We need to talk! He's just a limle bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee Fve met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking abour? Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night. My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster Goodbye. Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free. antificial sweeteners made by man! Fm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mtr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We Five, That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it mamers. Hive at the hive's only full-hour Benson imagines. just gomery. your opening statement, pe es and gentlemen of the jury. my: mothe a farm, she elieved it was man's unty of nature God put before us. If we liv the orld N was a s psy-turvy op's at like about bees. would like to call N II Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers. Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't You got the Eweezers? - Are you allergie? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, Il ask you what I think we'd all like to know, What exactly is your relationship to that woman'? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute.Are you her little.bedbug? Ive seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but.- So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you. Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't: tr's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy. I am hit! Order! Onder! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them tike equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know: tr's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come for- ward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turm against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy, - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. L.I blew the whole case, didn't 1? doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. Fd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs. in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a lile celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone?I can't explain it. It was all. All adrenaline and then. and then eestasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a murse to close that window?- Why?- The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? tr's not over? Get dressed. Ive gota go somewhere.Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well. Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazandly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses, I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid Fm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it. Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? Ir's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and pentlemen, please. free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. P'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature. Benson. Youll regret this. Bany, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants, - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a setlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. Hell have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames But it's just a prance-about stage name! .unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la dee da human tea-time snack gamishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! -I think we need to shut downt - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating?- They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out. sleeping in. I heand your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? Irs the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now. Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesa't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, Im gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't thínk bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here.couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pacr? How do we do it? - l sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry. sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance Fl ever have to see it. Vanessa. I just wanna say Fm sorry. I never meant it to turm out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa Roses Barry?- Roses are flowers - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. Fve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it wone. Actually, ir's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee. plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, Oalifomia. They've got nothing but flowers. foats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome. FTD. Official floral business. Irs real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? -I believe F'm the pea. - The pea? goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale. sweetheart. - I'm geming the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'l do. Hey, what are you doing? Then all we do is blend in with traffie.without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your loat? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - I's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention. passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll esperience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'l never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be caneful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? ra like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain. F'm in a real situation. - Whard you say. Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species. What are you doing?- Wait a minute! I'm an attormey - Who's an attomey? Don't move. Oh. Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee,a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - Not No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. Fm a florist from New York. Where's the matter of fact. there is. - Who's thar? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial? Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. Ir's got giant wings. huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilor?- Yes. pilor? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a How hard could it be? Wait. Barry: We're headed into some tightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-beeaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory. That's Barry! ..is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew, Flowers We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small. Ha- ven't we heand this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." -Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We pet behind a fellow, - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left. right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hand. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened? Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it tums out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, ler's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what F'd do. you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. Fm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! Ir's not a tone. Fm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa. pull yourself together. You have to snap out of itt You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of itt - You snap out of it! - You snap out of itt- You snap out of int - You snap out of it - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turm. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any nowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do pet behind a fellow, - Black and yellow, - Hello. All right, ler's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. Ir's all cloudy. Oome on. You pot to think bee. Barry, - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bece! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? -1 don't know. tr's strong. pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking beet - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - Fm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of beest Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane. Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smett it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop i in Drop it in, womant Oome on, already. Barry, we did iet You taught me how to flyt- Yes. No high five!- Right. Barry, it worked Did you see the giant floer? What giant flower? Where? Of course saw the flower! That was penius! - Thank you But we're not done yet. Listen.eve ins We're beest Keychain! Then follow me! Except This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey. pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History ke Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've carned this. Yeah! F'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. Thar's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a cal, now's the time. I got a feeling we'l be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great aftemoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Bary, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry Fm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon: Barry, I just got this huge tulip onder, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver. Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble. jocks! I's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go. Kenny, - When will this nightmare endt - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Mte? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. everyone. Oan we stop here? F'm not making a major life decision during a produc- tion numbert All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up. guys. 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 of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy. quite a bit of pomp. under the circumstances, - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men, - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees. please welcome Dean Buzzwel. Welcome. New Hive Oity graduating class
 of9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what irl be like? -A litle scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group
 This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee. have worked your whole life so get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks being the nectar to the hive. Our top secret formula is automatically color corrected. seent-adjusted and bubble contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its dis
 tinctive golden glow you know as. Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advance-
 ment, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your
 life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had eone day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to
 make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But. Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly fumctioning society on Eanth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don' know. But you know what
 Fm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second.Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. Fve never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey. Jocks! - Hi. Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freakst I love it! I love itt -
 I wonder where they were. -I dont know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive. flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Ir's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're
 wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Ler's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw en my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my!
 I never thought ra knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch sis miles from here tomorrow. - Sis miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe l am. - You
 are nott We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey. Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about
 stiring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. Ir's a beautiful thing. You know. Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? Thar's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants
 to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. Fm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey, Our son, the stirer! - You're gonna be a stimer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe Fl
 pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg Im so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirer, front desk. hair removal. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two leftt One of
 them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - Whar'd you get? - Picking erad out. Stellar! Wow: Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure.
 bee. pourer.
 you're on. Fm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating. cooling, stunt
 stimer, humming. inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should. Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. What happened to you? Where are you? - Fm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my
 life. You're gonna die! You're crazy: Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83ed that gets their roses today. Hey. guys, Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yestenday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. Ir's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial
 that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you
 rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right. launch positions Buzz, buzz, buzz. buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz. buze! Buzz, buzz, buzz. buze! Black and yellowt Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind. check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack.check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my
 shorts, check. OK. ladies, ler's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wowt Fm out! I can't believe F'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
 Stand to the side. kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir. I pick up some pollen here. sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there. a pinch on that one. See that? tr's a little bit of magie. That's amazing. Why do we do that? Thatr's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more
 honey for us. Oool. Im picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but F'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a
 flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. Ir's a limle grabby. My sweetr loed of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem - Guys! - This could be bad. Affimative. Very close. Gonna hut. Mama's limle boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we
 tell him? -I think he knows. What is this? Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the cart - Do something!- I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny What are
 you doing ? Wow. the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta pet home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken. could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More
 humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This. Drapes! That is diabolical. Ir's fantastic. Ir's pot all my special skills. even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that.Aind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their
 minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it geting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know
 Im allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? ls that your statement? I'm just saying all life has valuue. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. Fm not scared of him. tr's an allergic thing. Put that on your
 resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks, - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure. Ken, You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories, - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my
 life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say?I could really get in trouble. Ir's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe Fm doing this. Ive got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool: Hi!
 I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. Irs fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I doa't recall going to bed. Well. I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this. but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you. I had
 to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a linle weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say Fm grateful. IH leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama. Dada, honey. You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah.
 Bees are funny. if we didn't laugh. we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway. Oan .pet you something? - Like what? I don't know.I mean.I don't know, Ooffee? 1 don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - Ir's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actuaally, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum
 cake? -I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You lok great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The
 wedding is on. And he says. "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you ponna do. Barry? About work?1 dont know. I want to do my part for the hive. but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do?- Sure.
 My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway. if you look. There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! F'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring
 there once. - Why do girls put rings en their toes? - Why not? - Ir's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe Fl try that. - You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway. this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah. it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, Fd be up the rest of my life. Are you7Oan I take
 a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.I guess Fl see you around. Or not. OK. Barry. And thank you so much again. for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing. but. Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK. Dave. pull the chute. - Sounds
 amazing. - It was amazing! it was the scariest. happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get
 back? - Poodle. You did it. and F'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well- Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? -A wasp Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - Fm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest
 thing, with the eight legs and all. Ican't get by that face. So who is she? She's. human. No, no. Thar's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law, - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's se nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive. talking to humans that attack our homes with power
 washers and M-Sos! One eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. It was so stingin stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. Ir's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They
 it up. Sit down! really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes. but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearming. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking beet - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Think-
 ing bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this po on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry.
 come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry. Fm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. Fll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessat - We're still here. -I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! F'm not listening to
 this. Sorry, Ive gotta go. - Where are you going?- Im meeting a friend. A girt? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surounded by flowers, erowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses
 compete in athletic events? No. All right, ve got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? Ir's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? Ies faster. Yeah, OK. I see, I see. All right, your turn. Tvo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but ir's a disease. It's a horrible. horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb
 bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger. jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with yout - It's a bug. He's not
 bothering anybody. Get out of here. you creep! What was that? A Pie N' Save cincular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to talian Vogue. - Il bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Be.
 Golden Blossom. Ray Liota Private Select? - Is he that actor? -I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you pet it? - Bees make it. -I know who makes it! And its hard to make it! There's heating.cooling. stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organ
 ic. - Irs our ganict tr's just honey. Barry. Just whar? Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we havet And it's on sale? Fm getting to the bottom of this. Im getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey. Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well I guess
 rl go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you geting the sweet stufr: Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The tast thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! Ir's
 ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still.
 Whar? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off: Fm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?: - Oh, not - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple
 blade? Jump on! 's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean? How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, F'm Oart Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny scream
 ing. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey. Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. Ir's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in
 trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girts. Mosquito girls try to trade up. get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding met Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!-
 Hey. guys! - Mooseblood! I knew rd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a tabel on it, and it's pretty much pune profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000 Smoker?
 Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen
 was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than any thing bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh. Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking
 our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? Thar's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - Whar? - Talking to humans? He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The
 bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry. this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees: Dad, I remember you ce
 honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if ins true, what can ene bee de
 action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And F'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee. Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey. packaging it and profiting from it illegally! To-
 morrow night on Bee Larry King. we'll have three foemer queens here in our studio, discussing their new book. Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hesagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think. "Tm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the workd. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi?
 Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. Ir's a common name. Next week. He looks like you and has a show and sus
 penders and colored dots Nest week. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week nest week! They're scary. hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! was my grandmother. Ken. She's 81. Honey. her back
 hand's a joke! Fm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! Fm helping him sue the human race. - Hello, - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole. I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better po cause we're really busy
 working. But it' our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting- How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead
 of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodit that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a litle bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty
 big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When F'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say. "Honey. Fm home." without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world ansiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can
 actually speak. What have we gotten into here. Barry? tes peetty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isa't the bee team. You
 boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475. Superior Oourt of New York. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery. you're representing the five food companies collectively?A privilege. Mr. Benson you're representing all the bees of the world? Im kid-
 ding. Yes. Your Honor, we're ready to p
 think of what would it mean, I would have to nepotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies
 and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's peetty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us cause we're the litle guys! Fm hoping that, after this is all over. you'll see how.
 by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we aret I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find
 that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear. Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like
 this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room? Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK. that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting. thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? -I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police offi-
 cer. have you? No. I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh. please. Have you ever been stung. Mr. Sting? Because F'm feeling a little stung. Sting. Or should I say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name? You
 idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so
 you don't have to rehearse your part and leam your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home? - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Ordert Order. I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of
 that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? Fm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No. I was just late. I tried to call, but. the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
 Oh, that was hucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. Fm not much for the game myself. The ball's a litnle grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right. there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You
 think I don't see what you're doing?I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken. I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah.
 you do that. Look at that. You know. Ive just about had it with your litrle mind games, - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny. I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like
 the smell of flames? Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken. Im wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetiet Fve got issues! Well, wel, well, a royal flusht - You're bluffing. - Am 1? Surf's up. dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! Wwhat are you doing You know, I don't even like honey! I don't
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 Eweezers? - Are you allergie? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, Il ask you what I think we'd all like to know, What exactly is your relationship to that woman'? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute.Are you her little.bedbug? Ive seen a bee documentary or two. From what I
 understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but.- So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you. Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't: tr's what he wants! Oh, I'm
 hit!! Oh, lordy. I am hit! Order! Onder! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them tike equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know: tr's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come for-
 ward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turm against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy, - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. L.I blew the whole case, didn't 1?
 doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. Fd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs. in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a lile celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone?I can't explain it. It was all. All adrenaline and then. and then eestasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of
 course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a murse to close that window?-
 Why?- The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? tr's not over? Get dressed. Ive gota go somewhere.Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your
 Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well. Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazandly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go
 on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses, I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid Fm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show
 me the smoking gun! Hold it. Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? Ir's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly
 addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and pentlemen, please. free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa,
 we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. P'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature. Benson. Youll regret this. Bany, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you
 wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants, - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a setlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that
 was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. Hell have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames
 But it's just a prance-about stage name! .unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la dee da human tea-time snack gamishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! -I think we need to shut downt - Shut down? We've never
 shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out
 celebrating?- They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out. sleeping in. I heand your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? Irs the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new
 desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now. Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is
 not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesa't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, Im gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't thínk bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test
 right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here.couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pacr? How do we do it? - l sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen,
 Barry. sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance Fl ever have to see it. Vanessa. I just wanna say Fm sorry. I never meant
 it to turm out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa Roses Barry?- Roses are flowers - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge
 mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. Fve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it wone. Actually, ir's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the
 roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee. plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, Oalifomia. They've got nothing but flowers. foats and cotton candy. Security will be
 tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome. FTD. Official floral business. Irs real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? -I believe F'm the pea. - The pea?
 goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale. sweetheart. - I'm geming the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'l do. Hey, what are you doing? Then all we do is blend in with traffie.without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your
 loat? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - I's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna
 work. It's got to work. Attention. passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll esperience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'l never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be caneful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? ra like to order the talking
 inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain. F'm in a real situation. - Whard you say. Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species. What are you doing?- Wait a minute! I'm an attormey - Who's an attomey? Don't move. Oh. Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to
 the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee,a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - Not No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. Fm a florist from New York. Where's the
 matter of fact. there is. - Who's thar? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial? Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. Ir's got giant wings. huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilor?- Yes.
 pilor? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a
 How hard could it be? Wait. Barry: We're headed into some tightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-beeaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory. That's Barry! ..is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew, Flowers
 We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small. Ha-
 ven't we heand this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." -Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More
 than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We pet behind a fellow, - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left. right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hand. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened? Wait, I think we were on autopilot the
 whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it tums out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, ler's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what F'd do. you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. Fm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that
 panicky tone in your voice! Ir's not a tone. Fm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa. pull yourself together. You have to snap out of itt You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of itt - You snap out of it! - You snap out of itt- You snap out of int - You snap out of it - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turm. How is the
 plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any nowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do pet behind a fellow, - Black and yellow, - Hello. All right, ler's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. Ir's all cloudy. Oome on. You pot to think bee. Barry, - Thinking bee. - Thinking
 bee. Thinking bece! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? -1 don't know. tr's strong. pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking
 beet - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - Fm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant
 pulsating flower made of millions of beest Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane. Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smett it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop
 i in Drop it in, womant Oome on, already. Barry, we did iet You taught me how to flyt- Yes. No high five!- Right. Barry, it worked Did you see the giant floer? What giant flower? Where? Of course saw the flower! That was penius! - Thank you But we're not done yet. Listen.eve ins We're beest Keychain! Then follow me! Except
 This runway is covered with the last pollen from the
 last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey. pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History ke
 Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've carned this. Yeah! F'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. Thar's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a cal, now's the time. I got a feeling we'l be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great aftemoon! Oan I help who's next?
 Would you like some honey with that? It is bee approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Bary, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry Fm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a
 blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon: Barry, I just got this huge tulip onder, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver. Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble. jocks! I's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go. Kenny, - When
 will this nightmare endt - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Mte? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. everyone. Oan we stop here? F'm not making a major life decision during a produc-
 tion numbert All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up. guys. Ihad vitually no rehearsal for that.
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Alive, Bones, and Clothes: A argumate
 Our descendants will find our songs about butts and preference for thick ones
 ridiculously quaint, much like the Victorians going apeshit over visible ankles.
 argumate
 #god knows what they will be into #livers maybe
 e alkthash
 Our constant exposure to pornography and easy smut will numb us to nudity.
 Eventually the hot new fetish will be gastro shows, where a live holographic
 display of the performers internal organs.
 argumate
 did you just invent vore
 shedoesnotcomprehend
 When I was a little kid being allowed to look things up on the internet for the first
 time, my mom gave me a Talk on Internet Safety. There were Things On The
 Internet, she explained. Inappropriate Things. Things I Was Too Young To See.
 Little me felt that I was a Girl Of The World. I had Seen Things, I pointed out. We
 had gone to the art museum; we had visited the part with the ancient Greek and
 Roman statues. I had seen (sotto voce) naked people. Not just in skimpy
 clothing, or underwear, or even a fig leaf, but entirely naked! There was nothing
 left for me to see!
 My (poor, patient) mother sighed. No, she explained, there were Other Things.
 Things I Had Not Seen. Things Of Which I Did Not Know. They were on the
 internet, and I was to avoid them.
 It was clear that this was the Parental Final World. But Small Me was left terribly,
 terribly curious. I'd thought l'd understood how things worked – a picture of a
 person in regular clothes was modest; a picture of a person in a little less than
 that, like Marilyn Monroe with her skirt being blown up, was a little bit racy; a
 picture of a person in underwear was pretty much a sex thing; and a picture of a
 totally naked person was (if it wasn't art or anatomy) pornography.
 So how could there be something more so than a totally naked person? What
 could this wrong forbidden inappropriate unnatural thing be?
 The sequence so far had made sense! Less clothes, more inappropriate! And
 eventually you got down to nothing at all at which point you'd seen everything
 there was to see and nothing was left private anymore and married people could
 engage in baby-producing activities!
 So I mulled this over for a long time. And finally, I came to a conclusion:
 Clearly, the next step in the sequence had to be taking off your skin.
 This was extremely explanatory! No wonder this Secret Thing was so wrong -
 you had to skin someone alive to produce it! No wonder they didn't want kids
 seeing it – how traumatic! This really was a Perverted Deviance Of Modern
 Society!
 Small Me proceeded to make the obvious series of extrapolations from this.
 There would be videos of people slowly and sexily removing their own skin, or
 other people's skin, of course. There'd be images arranged to look like someone
 was removing their skin when they really weren't. Some truly disturbed perverts
 would be watching videos where the muscle was stripped off, to show organs
 and bones. And no wonder sex slavery and prostitution were so horrifying, if
 women were being forced into that.
 (Yes. Yes, I was familiar with the concept of prostitution but couldn't figure out
 the concept of porn. What can I say; I had a classical education. Turns out one
 of those comes up in Great Literature a lot more often than the other.)
 In any case, Small Me continued to operate under this assumption for quite
 some time, happy in its explanatory power, and feeling Terribly World-Wise And
 Jaded. (And occasionally feeling vaguely guilty that clearly I was not nearly so
 innocent as my mother thought.)
 Finding out what pornography actually involved was kind of anticlimactic, really.
 argumate
 good lord.
 Source:argumate
 26.573 notes
Kid tries to figure out what p*rn is but comes up with something worse. [NSFW]

Kid tries to figure out what p*rn is but comes up with something worse. [NSFW]

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My case tier list. Please do roast my opinion - The "F" tier is the only cases i dislike, otherwise i enjoyed every case in the series

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After 12 years of waiting I finally got one of these. Always liked the style of this case.

After 12 years of waiting I finally got one of these. Always liked the style of this case.