Shape Of You
Shape Of You

Shape Of You

–¡
–¡

–¡

These
These

These

Tarding
Tarding

Tarding

Ends
Ends

Ends

Fuckjerry
Fuckjerry

Fuckjerry

Money Cant Buy
Money Cant Buy

Money Cant Buy

Dies
Dies

Dies

Dieded
Dieded

Dieded

Buy
Buy

Buy

🔥 | Latest

better: Fourteen Animal Memes Because Animals Are Better Than Humans
 better: Fourteen Animal Memes Because Animals Are Better Than Humans

Fourteen Animal Memes Because Animals Are Better Than Humans

better: I felt really bad for the crow so I drew him getting better material. Hopefully he goes on to fulfil his dream of becoming a stand up comedian
 better: I felt really bad for the crow so I drew him getting better material. Hopefully he goes on to fulfil his dream of becoming a stand up comedian

I felt really bad for the crow so I drew him getting better material. Hopefully he goes on to fulfil his dream of becoming a stand up com...

better: batslime: one-time-i-dreamt: hidingmurklins: halffizzbin: yeahhiyellow: dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: tariqah: dogsanddiscourse: thatpettyblackgirl: Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu Brianna Brochu So can we all just report her “Harassed” she attempted to poison her roommate in numerous ways, who as a result was left incredibly sick and traumatized. The victim, Jazzy Rowe, has a GoFundMe that I haven’t seen being spread: gf.me/u/j5anmn She hasn’t met her goal in 9 months. You may not be able to donate, but you better believe I’m judging every single one of you if you don’t reblog this to atleast spread the word like yall do for all these wyt pipo claiming to need $100k for vet bills or $75k for school supplies. As of April 11, 2020, she still hasn’t reached her goal, please boost!!! Here’s the GoFundMe link again. This disgusting behaviour left a girl physically and psychologically ill. On top of medical bills to pay, this young woman was unable to attend school due to illness, and now has to pay for wasted student loans. She worked extra hard to get to college, only to be literally poisoned by an aggressively racist room mate, for which she continues to pay dearly. This is unacceptable. Please help Jazzy Rowe recover from this. If you can’t contribute financially, you can still do your part by passing this on. We’re a little closer!! People may be seeing this and thinking it’s old because they’ve seen it for a couple years now; it was created May 2018 and TODAY ( May 5th, 2020 ) she has STILL not reached her goal!! Please at least reblog and give her a boost.
 better: batslime:
one-time-i-dreamt:

hidingmurklins:


halffizzbin:

yeahhiyellow:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

tariqah:

dogsanddiscourse:

thatpettyblackgirl:



Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu




Brianna Brochu



So can we all just report her



“Harassed” she attempted to poison her roommate in numerous ways, who as a result was left incredibly sick and traumatized. 
The victim, Jazzy Rowe, has a GoFundMe that I haven’t seen being spread: gf.me/u/j5anmn

She hasn’t met her goal in 9 months. 

You may not be able to donate, but you better believe I’m judging every single one of you if you don’t reblog this to atleast spread the word like yall do for all these wyt pipo claiming to need $100k for vet bills or $75k for school supplies.



As of April 11, 2020, she still hasn’t reached her goal, please boost!!!

Here’s the GoFundMe link again.



This disgusting behaviour left a girl physically and psychologically ill. On top of medical bills to pay, this young woman was unable to attend school due to illness, and now has to pay for wasted student loans. She worked extra hard to get to college, only to be literally poisoned by an aggressively racist room mate, for which she continues to pay dearly. This is unacceptable. 
Please help Jazzy Rowe recover from this. If you can’t contribute financially, you can still do your part by passing this on.



We’re a little closer!!



People may be seeing this and thinking it’s old because they’ve seen it for a couple years now; it was created May 2018 and TODAY ( May 5th, 2020 ) she has STILL not reached her goal!! Please at least reblog and give her a boost.

batslime: one-time-i-dreamt: hidingmurklins: halffizzbin: yeahhiyellow: dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: tariqah: dogsanddiscours...

better: The 90s Knicks had a better run
 better: The 90s Knicks had a better run

The 90s Knicks had a better run

better: You can definitely find someone better
 better: You can definitely find someone better

You can definitely find someone better

better: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.
 better: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

better: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.
 better: I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

better: Whiskey makes everything better.
 better: Whiskey makes everything better.

Whiskey makes everything better.

better: laughoutloud-club: Things would have been better
 better: laughoutloud-club:

Things would have been better

laughoutloud-club: Things would have been better

better: Seemed better in my head
 better: Seemed better in my head

Seemed better in my head

better: Tomorrow has to be better.
 better: Tomorrow has to be better.

Tomorrow has to be better.

better: Which ones are better?
 better: Which ones are better?

Which ones are better?

better: Which ones are better? by Eveydude MORE MEMES
 better: Which ones are better? by Eveydude
MORE MEMES

Which ones are better? by Eveydude MORE MEMES

better: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
 better: inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: so...

better: Don’t worry guys we’ll be better in February
 better: Don’t worry guys we’ll be better in February

Don’t worry guys we’ll be better in February

better: eepoxdraws: Updated the first ever portrait I had done of Manata to better reflect how I imagine her now, and to have it match better the upcoming Mag'har model.Before - after
 better: eepoxdraws:

Updated
 the first ever portrait I had done of Manata to better reflect how I 
imagine her now, and to have it match better the upcoming Mag'har model.Before - after

eepoxdraws: Updated the first ever portrait I had done of Manata to better reflect how I imagine her now, and to have it match better...

better: Dude With Nothing Better to Do Shares His Plot To Catch His Neighbor Cheating #funny #memes #lol #wow #wtf
 better: Dude With Nothing Better to Do Shares His Plot To Catch His Neighbor Cheating #funny #memes #lol #wow #wtf

Dude With Nothing Better to Do Shares His Plot To Catch His Neighbor Cheating #funny #memes #lol #wow #wtf

better: Proof That Kuzco Is The Realest Disney Prince There Ever Was - And he can throw shade better than anyone.
 better: Proof That Kuzco Is The Realest Disney Prince There Ever Was - And he can throw shade better than anyone.

Proof That Kuzco Is The Realest Disney Prince There Ever Was - And he can throw shade better than anyone.

better: Putting Funding Towards Better Resources Might Fix These Issues by etw2016 MORE MEMES
 better: Putting Funding Towards Better Resources Might Fix These Issues by etw2016
MORE MEMES

Putting Funding Towards Better Resources Might Fix These Issues by etw2016 MORE MEMES

better: Putting Funding Towards Better Resources Might Fix These Issues
 better: Putting Funding Towards Better Resources Might Fix These Issues

Putting Funding Towards Better Resources Might Fix These Issues

better: Dude With Nothing Better to Do Shares His Plot To Catch His Neighbor Cheating #funny #memes #lol #wow #wtf
 better: Dude With Nothing Better to Do Shares His Plot To Catch His Neighbor Cheating #funny #memes #lol #wow #wtf

Dude With Nothing Better to Do Shares His Plot To Catch His Neighbor Cheating #funny #memes #lol #wow #wtf

better: Which one is better tho
 better: Which one is better tho

Which one is better tho

better: For some reason this all sounded better when I was sleep deprived… by TrickOGnosis MORE MEMES
 better: For some reason this all sounded better when I was sleep deprived… by TrickOGnosis
MORE MEMES

For some reason this all sounded better when I was sleep deprived… by TrickOGnosis MORE MEMES

better: For some reason this all sounded better when I was sleep deprived…
 better: For some reason this all sounded better when I was sleep deprived…

For some reason this all sounded better when I was sleep deprived…

better: phantomemes: lines taken from various characters and events in  tri - crescendo’s  game  ,  eternal sonata  ( 2007 ) .  feel free to change pronouns   ( he , she , they , i , etc )   &  tenses as you feel necessary . “ the morning light has now come ” “ it takes but a moment  ,  don’t worry ” “ you do not understand ” “ live in ignorance  ,  die in ignorance ” “ forget the pain you felt in the dream ” “ this is but a brief parting ” “ bow down before me ” “ cry me a river  ,  you wimp ” “ sorry  ,  but i’m in a hurry ” “ stay away from me ” “ will somebody please take care of that ? ” “ just shut your mouth and watch ” “ you better beg for mercy from this one ” “ you don’t look so good ” “ picking on weaklings really isn’t my style ” “ i’ll be perfectly polite when i send you flying ” “ are you looking down on me ? ” “ soon you’ll be dust on the ground ” “ would you just open your eyes ? ” “ pride goeth before the fall ” “ anything that gets in my way is going down ” “ transforming weakness into strength  ;  strength will surely become weakness ” “ break free from the cage that holds you ” “ when plants die  ,  the earth does not tremble ” “ if you strike a person their soul is scattered ” “ virtue does exist in this world ” “ i will be the shield that protects my people ” “ you gutless coward ” “ to me thou art a bone  ,  to me thou art as limbs ” “ the night shall become my clause ” “ my resolve will never waver ” “ so long you stupid bastard ” “ this is the end of your pathetic lives ” “ to enjoy the morning roses you must kill the insects ” “ you will die trembling ” “ oh  ,  i’ll hang you very slowly ” “ there is no tomorrow for the weak ” “ if something can not be recognized  ,  does it even exist ? ” “ war is simply a battle of egos ” “ at some point it’s no longer about who wins or loses ” “ i believe that the future holds infinite hope for all of us ” “ when a man’s consciousness is fading away he will find without fail that he comes face to face with his own soul and must challenge it ” “ i only want a chance to do something to help everyone ” “ ignoring the things that seem too hard to do eventually becomes a habit  ,  the natural thing to do ” “ the time has come for everything to be settled ” “ was this always my life’s purpose ? ” “ no one wants to touch someone like me ” “ do you plan to spend your whole life pretending to be someone you’re not ? ” “ people tend to act in ways that suit their own best interests ” “ you can’t just sit back and accept a destiny of death ” “ you can’t hesitate ” “ when one thing comes to an end  ,  something else begins ” “ you can give up when it’s really  ,  truly  ,  absolutely the very end ” “ are we only destined for destruction ? ” “ my life is nothing compared to his ” “ everything I’ve ever done has always just been an act ” “ making excuses just makes you look pathetic ” “ we learn from our mistakes and grow from them ” “ when you eliminate all the other possibilities  ,  you cannot escape the truth that remains ” “ there’s no use in comparing the dead with the living ” “ he needs to remember this pain ” “ i’ve no interest in hearing about your failure ” “ what I want is to be adored and admired for eternity ” “ you have a heart that sees the world with open eyes ”
 better: phantomemes:
lines taken from various characters and events in  tri - crescendo’s  game  ,  eternal sonata  ( 2007 ) .  feel free to change pronouns   ( he , she , they , i , etc )   &  tenses as you feel necessary .
“ the morning light has now come ”
“ it takes but a moment  ,  don’t worry ”
“ you do not understand ”
“ live in ignorance  ,  die in ignorance ”
“ forget the pain you felt in the dream ”
“ this is but a brief parting ”
“ bow down before me ”
“ cry me a river  ,  you wimp ”
“ sorry  ,  but i’m in a hurry ”
“ stay away from me ”
“ will somebody please take care of that ? ”
“ just shut your mouth and watch ”
“ you better beg for mercy from this one ”
“ you don’t look so good ”
“ picking on weaklings really isn’t my style ”
“ i’ll be perfectly polite when i send you flying ”
“ are you looking down on me ? ”
“ soon you’ll be dust on the ground ”
“ would you just open your eyes ? ”
“ pride goeth before the fall ”
“ anything that gets in my way is going down ”
“ transforming weakness into strength  ;  strength will surely become weakness ”
“ break free from the cage that holds you ”
“ when plants die  ,  the earth does not tremble ”
“ if you strike a person their soul is scattered ”
“ virtue does exist in this world ”
“ i will be the shield that protects my people ”
“ you gutless coward ”
“ to me thou art a bone  ,  to me thou art as limbs ”
“ the night shall become my clause ”
“ my resolve will never waver ”
“ so long you stupid bastard ”
“ this is the end of your pathetic lives ”
“ to enjoy the morning roses you must kill the insects ”
“ you will die trembling ”
“ oh  ,  i’ll hang you very slowly ”
“ there is no tomorrow for the weak ”
“ if something can not be recognized  ,  does it even exist ? ”
“ war is simply a battle of egos ”
“ at some point it’s no longer about who wins or loses ”
“ i believe that the future holds infinite hope for all of us ”
“ when a man’s consciousness is fading away he will find without fail that he comes face to face with his own soul and must challenge it ”
“ i only want a chance to do something to help everyone ”
“ ignoring the things that seem too hard to do eventually becomes a habit  ,  the natural thing to do ”
“ the time has come for everything to be settled ”
“ was this always my life’s purpose ? ”
“ no one wants to touch someone like me ”
“ do you plan to spend your whole life pretending to be someone you’re not ? ”
“ people tend to act in ways that suit their own best interests ”
“ you can’t just sit back and accept a destiny of death ”
“ you can’t hesitate ”
“ when one thing comes to an end  ,  something else begins ”
“ you can give up when it’s really  ,  truly  ,  absolutely the very end ”
“ are we only destined for destruction ? ”
“ my life is nothing compared to his ”
“ everything I’ve ever done has always just been an act ”
“ making excuses just makes you look pathetic ”
“ we learn from our mistakes and grow from them ”
“ when you eliminate all the other possibilities  ,  you cannot escape the truth that remains ”
“ there’s no use in comparing the dead with the living ”
“ he needs to remember this pain ”
“ i’ve no interest in hearing about your failure ”
“ what I want is to be adored and admired for eternity ”
“ you have a heart that sees the world with open eyes ”

phantomemes: lines taken from various characters and events in  tri - crescendo’s  game  ,  eternal sonata  ( 2007 ) .  feel free to chan...

better: "Better make sure."
 better: "Better make sure."

"Better make sure."

better: You better run boy
 better: You better run boy

You better run boy

better: who better to bring these maniacs to justice
 better: who better to bring these maniacs to justice

who better to bring these maniacs to justice