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because: hikari-kaitou: csinczi: :( That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

hikari-kaitou: csinczi: :( That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

because: asurayuuhaven: dailypsychologyfacts: 6 Signs You May Be Too Hard On Yourself | psych2go This video calls me out to an unbelievably personal level because literally all the points explained are correct and relatable for me

asurayuuhaven: dailypsychologyfacts: 6 Signs You May Be Too Hard On Yourself | psych2go This video calls me out to an unbelievably perso...

because: Because that’s what heroes do.

Because that’s what heroes do.

because: Because that’s what heroes do. by MasterEat MORE MEMES

Because that’s what heroes do. by MasterEat MORE MEMES

because: silly-jellyghoty: r0-0se: fridaynightfisticuffs: DEPLOY THE BOY ALL BOYS DEPLOYED When shift manager asks who wants to stay overtime and everyone just collectively huffs and starts wiggling away because nope

silly-jellyghoty: r0-0se: fridaynightfisticuffs: DEPLOY THE BOY ALL BOYS DEPLOYED When shift manager asks who wants to stay overtim...

because: because no one knows what a book is anymore by semechki-seed MORE MEMES

because no one knows what a book is anymore by semechki-seed MORE MEMES

because: epicdndmemes: I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking ridiculous to not share.

epicdndmemes: I spent around 2 minutes making weird faces while trying not to laugh because it’s almost 3am and this pun was to fucking...

because: blanddcheadcanons: Bruce and Jason hate going on missions with the supers, because it means that eventually they’re going to do that thing where they spin you around and YEET you at an enemy. Tim and Dick love doing it, and Damian only puts up with it because it makes Jon happy.

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because: When you kiss your side chick and realise that your marriage is over because you've been caught on camera 😂😂🤣 https://t.co/plq0t3AvHU

When you kiss your side chick and realise that your marriage is over because you've been caught on camera 😂😂🤣 https://t.co/plq0t3AvHU

because: echoinggoat: digitaldancin: realityremedy: ellieisnotoldyet: I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok. You would not believe how comforting this is. This is comforting and all dont get me wrong, but…Virgin teeth-

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because: jedidalek: assbaka: atsthetic: superllama42: steveman: daisenseiben: genquerdeer: Ok but Rob Liefeld now draws better than rcdart, and much better than he used to because unlike rcdart he actually took the criticisms to heart and started working on shortcoming in his art. Holy shit Rob Liefeld can feet? They’re a little wonky, but yeah. He’s gotten a lot better on all levels. I mean, look at Domino back there. She’s not 90% leg. Same thing happened with B^Uckley. actually. He also started really training his art skills and CAD is no longer a flash-based sprite comic. They moved aside for the next generation of shit artists. REAL TALK THOUGH, Ctrl Alt Del has made so much progress through it’s art style. The man doesn’t copy and paste the same assets anymore and he’s somehow sometimes original with less videogame humor. I have no idea how the man did it but I’m kinda proud of Tim Buckler. What the fuck Reblog to give credit to formerly crappy artists for learning from criticism and becoming non-crappy.

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because: capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange. I would literally do crack to hit him harder My president? Y’all talk so much shit about North Korea and other “non free” countries yet you want us to defend that bloated partially digested heinous ass putrid cheese turd because …. why? Fight till the death? DEATH? Give MY life? I’m about to do crack to kill YOU mother fucker excuse me ? LMAOOO WHAT I’m so high but like …… noooooo!?

capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting a...

because: Am I a bad person because I think this is funny -or- because I think “grandma.jar” would be funnier?

Am I a bad person because I think this is funny -or- because I think “grandma.jar” would be funnier?

because: akitokihojo: Because, y’know, Akitoki was blackmailed by a six year old.Another result of @masterhiccup and I watching Inuyasha while drunk.

akitokihojo: Because, y’know, Akitoki was blackmailed by a six year old.Another result of @masterhiccup and I watching Inuyasha while dr...

because: lemonsgivelife: debthestoner: rrdcooc: addakax: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink” Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. …But not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So that’s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday. Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page: Two things: 1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) oh dude hes metal as fuck Every addition to this post is better than the last. Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it. Me: Me: :) Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.

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because: Because I legit feel bad when I fuck over the fake people in my fake world

Because I legit feel bad when I fuck over the fake people in my fake world

because: When you’re having the worst day at work, but it doesn’t matter because it’s gym time. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

When you’re having the worst day at work, but it doesn’t matter because it’s gym time. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness...

because: Barcelona celebrating after their 5-4 loss under Quique Setién because they played the Cruyff way https://t.co/1XxAFIH1xA

Barcelona celebrating after their 5-4 loss under Quique Setién because they played the Cruyff way https://t.co/1XxAFIH1xA

because: thebaconsandwichofregret: asexual-not-asexual-detective: Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on the mouth or the ear pull or a smack upside the head? Yea. Those are behavior modifiers. Except they’re not. The studies done by the trained psychologists in this joke show that little kids don’t associate being hit with the thing they’ve done wrong. Very small children only understand consequences that are directly caused by the thing they did. Steal a biscuit, biscuit tastes good. Then for no reason mummy hit me. Very different to stole a biscuit, now no biscuit after dinner because I stole a biscuit. And they also show that when a child is old enough to understand why they are being hit that non-physical punishment is equally as effective and less mentally harmful in the long run. Do you know who benefits the most from hitting as a punishment? The parent. It gives a satisfaction rush. Parents do it because it makes them feel good. Basically kids have two stages: too young to understand why they are being hit so physical punishment is useless for anything other than teaching a child that bigger stronger people can hit you whenever they like (Which sounds like the same lesson you would learn from abuse) And the second stage is old enough to be reasoned with so many punishment options are available and you chose physical violence because it makes *you* feel better, which is an abusive action. The only time a person should ever use violence against another human being, of any age, is to stop that person from being violent themselves.

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because: petitprincess1: angelofthequeers: beeple: PLEASE SHARE. Same with writing. Don’t stop writing just because a few people feel entitled to demand that you write it their way Reblogged this before, but I’m gonna reblog it again

petitprincess1: angelofthequeers: beeple: PLEASE SHARE. Same with writing. Don’t stop writing just because a few people feel entitled t...

because: libertarirynn: scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”

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because: It looks so good because it follows the Material Design guidelines /s

It looks so good because it follows the Material Design guidelines /s

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that’s because

because: paranoidinsane: Because she’s a sociopath.

paranoidinsane: Because she’s a sociopath.

because: feniczoroark: exphautaz: feniczoroark: the-little-birb-prince: feniczoroark: hammaria: primal-blaziken: iris-sempi: megapokemonxy: wendycorduroy: stepchildofthesun: Pokemnemonic i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment. Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic. Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all) Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost. But How does bug beat dark?????? Cicadas. They screm at the dark. I have no idea what a Cicada sounds or looks like they’re Nasty Fuck Asses that Scream and Eat Anything, they come out of the ground once ever 7 or so years and act like a plague, and they SCREAM ALL NIGHT Babies scream at nightThe drunks across the road scream at night and act like a plague The voice of self hate and stress screams in my head all night. I haven’t slept well in over 10 years.Amateurs.

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because: lastxleviathan: gunsandfireandshit: thatpettyblackgirl: Lots of 30’s and 40’s era Nazi propaganda on youtube. Have a look and see how perfectly the pattern is followed here. I’ve been getting this ad for months because I subscribe to gun channels and yeah, it’s fasc propaganda of the highest order. Be smart. Be aware. This is happening right now.

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because: My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a fuck.

My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a fuck.

because: blackwitchmagicwoman: auroraluciferi: askmace: scholarlyapproach: DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!! Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good. They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up. THEY DID THIS TO RIBS. Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up. DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!! They did the same to brisket. You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply. And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month. And it was tasty. I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it. It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’. But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket. Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque. And the price of brisket went up. A lot. I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now. And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes. It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious. Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’. Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls? Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages. Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently? You guessed it. Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating. Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon. For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week.It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food. Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value. LMAO. Wait.

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because: asurayuuhaven: dailypsychologyfacts: 6 Signs You May Be Too Hard On Yourself | psych2go This video calls me out to an unbelievably personal level because literally all the points explained are correct and relatable for me

asurayuuhaven: dailypsychologyfacts: 6 Signs You May Be Too Hard On Yourself | psych2go This video calls me out to an unbelievably perso...

because: My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a fuck.

My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a fuck.

because: My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a fuck.

My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a fuck.

because: brawltogethernow: roach-works: powerburial: yuushaninarenakattabakaraidaa: UltiMAGFest on Twitter: “If you ever wondered why 60 cards is the upper limit for YuGiOh! decks it’s because someone once entered a tournament with a 2222 card deck with the intent of wasting as much time as possible by shuffling it frequently. These are pictures of the deckbox and list. https://t.co/rAD1VaXlOR” / Twitter professional haters via @manyblinkinglights GOD SAME These people are actual gimmick villains from the Yu-Gi-Oh anime who escaped into the real world somehow and tried to continue their business as usual.

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because: cupcakeshakesnake: thesouthernjedi: roachpatrol: ghostymcspooky: soloontherocks: notanotherreyloblog: thebaconsandwichofregret: azumariko: he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name. I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i d o n t l i k e s a n d okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate. palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino ‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. ‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch. peers under a couch This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.

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because: newmoon-newmind: kinka-juice: lopsidedown: isilverandcold: ayellowbirds: i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it. I’ve heard that a LOT of eagles actually drown because they refuse to let go of fish that are too strong for them. So as much as this looks like ‘silly eagle, you don’t belong there’, this one was actually pretty smart for letting go It’s not a matter of smart necessarily. Raptor talons are “ratcheting” - they clamp down and it’s very hard for the bird to let go - their literal foot anatomy can drown them. It’s especially a problem for baby osprey. he didn’t let go? he’s holdin the fishy w his foot

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because: eye-lee Follow @ailijones A girl in my sorority once ran across campus to bring me a battery for my insulin pump because I was in lab, & today she pulled out a handful of batteries and said she carries them around just in case I need one and it's honestly the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 10:13 PM - 29 Nov 2017 36,934 Retweets 376,992 Likes 27 37K 488 377K witchesversuspatriarchy:Witches recharge witches (figuratively and literally)

witchesversuspatriarchy:Witches recharge witches (figuratively and literally)

because: When you realize that if you become a priest, no one can make fun of you for not getting laid because priests aren't allowed to have sex you son of a bitch, amen I have always been a godly man

I have always been a godly man

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because: If it doesn't work out w me I have hot friends | can refer you to Because that’s what heroes do

Because that’s what heroes do

because: WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift into any form you choose but People will always know it's you endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends.

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Because it is! Turn the game off nowwww!

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because: mademoiselle mel @msompoon Bro is my professor ok Quiz: Practice tor Exam 3 Prezygotic Sympatric Semipatric Postzygotic Homeotic 1 pts Question 52 You're at a club, doing your best "I-want-to-mate" dance, but nobody wants to dance with you because they don't understand what your dance is supposed to mean. Instead of mating, you go home depressed, eat a half-gallon of ice cream, and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. This is a small-scale example of: Behavioral isolation Mechanical isolation Temporal isolation Gametic isolation Ecological isolation

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