Orphaned “gift” in our Secret Santa party adopted (by me) because I know the value of the message in the mousepad.
Bff’s from the beginning.
that baby is making biscuits on that cat. w...
If it looks familiar, it’s because it is (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
If it looks familiar, it’s because it is
Chinese is hard. Edit:- Had to take the last one down because it didn’t had audio.
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD”
That’s because they have The Dome
You know because we always had it coming….smfh
Ain’t got no time for kids because I wanna be the very best.
starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses...
Edited because 20 year rule
Are we going to ignore that his slogan is “Hale Yes”?!
Christopher Hale’s Republ...
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that...
Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, pl...
Leave extra dipping sauce packets, too, because she has pockets
B- Timmy, because you’re still a loser
IS BRUCE WAYNE: A. desperately trying to get with the YouthsB. fucking around with his kids because that’s what they fuc...
it’s because of obiwan
sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
Someone put a penis made out of cement overnight in the middle of St. Mark’s Square in Venice. Police officers couldn’t remove it by them...
ReconnectingThis has never been posted anywhere before, so it should be brand new for y’all. I believe I originally drew th...
Okay so musicalizing this climax was my pitch: and I racked my brain because it’s too late for a new song this late in the movie...1/2 #T...
bryansomething:I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year
because things aren’t what they seem
It’s funny because it’s true
Watch out what you wish for, because you’ll definitely get it
what a deal.
And then your hip would break because thei...
When you accept a compliment because you gained a feeling of self-worth
Every weekend I act as the cinematographer for my five year old son’s movies and while I can’t show you clips because he and his brother...
WHO IS SHE
WH A T
it’s…. it’s reverse cowgirl....
heres a clip from the movie In A Valley of Violence where james ransone gives a speech that is so incredible me n my friend...
it is complete, wh...
it is complete, what happens now?
i was going to make an effort stop making geographically based jokes because they’re 75% of my material but then i foun...
The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace...
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid eno...
BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!
Inu+San broTP doodles, because why not ~
Because I can’t go to sleep without doing this at least once
I feel like this...
I like you because you are you.