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ass: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this
ass: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

ass: ass-fish-iation
ass: ass-fish-iation

ass-fish-iation

ass: Tried to be creative, got my ass handed back instead.
ass: Tried to be creative, got my ass handed back instead.

Tried to be creative, got my ass handed back instead.

ass: Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him
ass: Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him

Trump just got his lazy ass handed to him

ass: I’m no health director, but I assure you my beer drinking partying ass will live to be older than any of these f**ks.
ass: I’m no health director, but I assure you my beer drinking partying ass will live to be older than any of these f**ks.

I’m no health director, but I assure you my beer drinking partying ass will live to be older than any of these f**ks.

ass: What a nice ass
ass: What a nice ass

What a nice ass

ass: One of them fits; anther one has a big ass and don’t fits
ass: One of them fits; anther one has a big ass and don’t fits

One of them fits; anther one has a big ass and don’t fits

ass: Throw that ass in a prayer circle.
ass: Throw that ass in a prayer circle.

Throw that ass in a prayer circle.

ass: My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.
ass: My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

ass: Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.
ass: Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.

Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.

ass: badgerofshambles: thebestoftumbling: house cat scares off bear “That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”
ass: badgerofshambles:

thebestoftumbling:

house cat scares off bear

“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”

badgerofshambles: thebestoftumbling: house cat scares off bear “That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick it...

ass: shesellsseagulls:i want a COOL ASS identity reveal please 
ass: shesellsseagulls:i want a COOL ASS identity reveal please 

shesellsseagulls:i want a COOL ASS identity reveal please 

ass: libertarirynn: Also hot damn I miss 2 ½ months ago when Shakira’s ass was the greatest concern we had as a society.
ass: libertarirynn:




Also hot damn I miss  2 ½ months ago when Shakira’s ass was the greatest concern we had as a society.

libertarirynn: Also hot damn I miss 2 ½ months ago when Shakira’s ass was the greatest concern we had as a society.

ass: Good ass excuse (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
ass: Good ass excuse (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Good ass excuse (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

ass: Kiss my ass
ass: Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

ass: Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS
ass: Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

ass: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
ass: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook


bury me with this post it’s perfect


Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You can’t argue with the facts. 

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: as...

ass: windows 10 can suck my ass
ass: windows 10 can suck my ass

windows 10 can suck my ass

ass: windows 10 can suck my ass by stojkestojke MORE MEMES
ass: windows 10 can suck my ass by stojkestojke
MORE MEMES

windows 10 can suck my ass by stojkestojke MORE MEMES

ass: mikes-place:What kind of janky ass recycling truck is….oh lord.
ass: mikes-place:What kind of janky ass recycling truck is….oh lord.

mikes-place:What kind of janky ass recycling truck is….oh lord.

ass: One smooth-ass bastard…
ass: One smooth-ass bastard…

One smooth-ass bastard…

ass: Stay your ass at home!
ass: Stay your ass at home!

Stay your ass at home!

ass: All I need is An Ass.
ass: All I need is An Ass.

All I need is An Ass.

ass: crossing-cuties: “pocket change” my ass
ass: crossing-cuties:

“pocket change” my ass

crossing-cuties: “pocket change” my ass

ass: Stay your ass at home! by KingPZe MORE MEMES
ass: Stay your ass at home! by KingPZe
MORE MEMES

Stay your ass at home! by KingPZe MORE MEMES

ass: Stay your ass at home!
ass: Stay your ass at home!

Stay your ass at home!

ass: Jimmy gon get his ass beat.
ass: Jimmy gon get his ass beat.

Jimmy gon get his ass beat.

ass: hisnamewasbeanni: ravenworks: ronworkman: Shark Culling Laws Poster Designed by Matteo Musci that is a great-ass design EXCELLENT designfor anEXCELLENT message
ass: hisnamewasbeanni:
ravenworks:

ronworkman:

Shark Culling Laws Poster
Designed by Matteo Musci



that is a great-ass design

EXCELLENT designfor anEXCELLENT message

hisnamewasbeanni: ravenworks: ronworkman: Shark Culling Laws Poster Designed by Matteo Musci that is a great-ass design EXCELLENT d...

ass: shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu: kuruluv: catwithaknife: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair what the fuck i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair! it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head. but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want. so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail. he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut. i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair. tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies. This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah. Leave kids hair alone. I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status. I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off.  The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.) Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself. Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me. When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty. My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis
ass: shed1nja:
salty-sadness22:

kintatsujo:

pretentioussongtitle:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

captainroxythefoxy:

e-v-roslyn:

guu:

kuruluv:

catwithaknife:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair

what the fuck

i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like
i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair!
it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.
but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want.
so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.
he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut.
i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.
tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant


Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.


This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. 
but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.
Leave kids hair alone.

I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status.

I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. 
The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.)

Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred

My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself.  
 Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! 

My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me.
When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty.



My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis

shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu:...

ass: luludemauryyy: gahdamnpunk: Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong Hi yeah as an American I’d like to confirm this statement
ass: luludemauryyy:

gahdamnpunk:

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch

and they ain’t wrong 


Hi yeah as an American I’d like to confirm this statement

luludemauryyy: gahdamnpunk: Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong Hi yeah as an American I’d...

ass: It seems that Corona virus is less aggressive to Spanish ppl’s ass, compared to Americans’
ass: It seems that Corona virus is less aggressive to Spanish ppl’s ass, compared to Americans’

It seems that Corona virus is less aggressive to Spanish ppl’s ass, compared to Americans’

ass: It seems that Corona virus is less aggressive to Spanish ppl’s ass, compared to Americans’
ass: It seems that Corona virus is less aggressive to Spanish ppl’s ass, compared to Americans’

It seems that Corona virus is less aggressive to Spanish ppl’s ass, compared to Americans’

ass: tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
ass: tatsutahimet:

c-dentello:

andy-the-anon:


When you remember the anti-vax movement 




I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I first reblogged this in January, and here my...

ass: Ass? Where?
ass: Ass? Where?

Ass? Where?