So Let's Be Honest Since We Matched How Many Times Have You Pictured Me Naked? Excuse Me I'm a Gentleman I Will at Least Fantasize About Taking You Out to Dinner First Where Are We Eating in Your Fantasy? Well I'm a Classy Bitch So Get Ready First Things firstI Pick You Up From Your House I Bring Flowers That Picked by Hand They May or May Not Be Dandelions You Hop on the Front of My Bicycle Since I Do Not Own a Vehicle but the Flowers Have Hopefully Softened the Blow on That Disapointment as We Ride Along the Side of the Road I Struggle Immensely to Peddle Uphill I Refuse to Let You Off of the Bike This Is Romance We Reach Our Destina- Tion a Beautiful Hill Under a Big Oak Tree I Have Set a Picnic Blanket Out and Lit Candles to Set the Mood You Are Amazed We Get Off of the Bike and Sit downI Am Drip- Ping With Sweat Now and My Makeup Is Running You Think I'm Beautiful Anyways I Pull Out Some Top Tier Gourmet Shit It's Taco Bell but Like Quality Taco Bell We Discuss the Meaning of Life It Is Insightful a Single Tear Is Brought to Your Eye Things Start to Get Heated the Blanket Has Caught on Fire Candles Were a Mistake the Date Is Ruined Sent Type a Message GIF Stitch It! My Fantasy Date With a Stranger From the Internet