maglor-still-lives: forbiddenseason: invisiblespork: leiutenant-treble: cymbal-5: dutdutwut: Important discoveries being made over here. oh my god😂 longlifebrooke [audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.] Has science gone too far Maglor is the attic at 3AM