Keren Jones Sunday at 1133 PM NCR I need to VENT!!!!!! Because I'm bloody fuming!!! Got back from Sainsbury's today where I don't usually do my shopping and to pick up a few things I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley The lady in front of me picked it up I thanked her and held my hand out and she said The things found on earth are kept by the collector and walks ১। &S!# away I was like You're fucking joking and I looked at the persons behind me standing in line they couldn't believe it either this can't be real life right now right?! So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the ladythiefor whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games Go ahead and give me back my money She had the nerve to ignore me completely and tried to walk away from me so of course I left everything and followed her to the car park as I was calling the police because of course somebody's about to go to prison not sure who at this point though her or me She was almost running at this point to get away from me which was the first sign of real intelligence this lady had shown When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her boot open I was boiling at this point! I decided that her finders keepers rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment so I ran full speed probably not that fast and grabbed her shopping bags and headed to my car yelling The things found on earth are kept by the collector! I got in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention I was outta line l'll admit but she was too I was fucking fuming but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time Obviously I have never took anything that wasn't mine But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find? 3 kg of t bone steaks 3 pepperoni pizzas And A bottle of Gin and Bacardi I can't help but think to mysel WOW! Not bad for £20 Sprüche if this is a lot of writing Meme

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