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Keren Jones Sunday at 1133 PM NCR I need to VENT!!!!!! Because I'm bloody fuming!!! Got back from Sainsbury's today where I don't usually do my shopping and to pick up a few things I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley The lady in front of me picked it up I thanked her and held my hand out and she said The things found on earth are kept by the collector and walks ১। &S!# away I was like You're fucking joking and I looked at the persons behind me standing in line they couldn't believe it either this can't be real life right now right?! So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the ladythiefor whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games Go ahead and give me back my money She had the nerve to ignore me completely and tried to walk away from me so of course I left everything and followed her to the car park as I was calling the police because of course somebody's about to go to prison not sure who at this point though her or me She was almost running at this point to get away from me which was the first sign of real intelligence this lady had shown When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her boot open I was boiling at this point! I decided that her finders keepers rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment so I ran full speed probably not that fast and grabbed her shopping bags and headed to my car yelling The things found on earth are kept by the collector! I got in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention I was outta line l'll admit but she was too I was fucking fuming but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time Obviously I have never took anything that wasn't mine But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find? 3 kg of t bone steaks 3 pepperoni pizzas And A bottle of Gin and Bacardi I can't help but think to mysel WOW! Not bad for £20 Sprüche if this is a lot of writing Meme
Bad
Fucking
Life
Money
Mood
Police
Shopping
Wow
Prison
Earth
Games
Help
Home
Opportunity
Time
Today
Sunday
Trolley
Never
Outta
Waiting...
Running
Back
got
thief
her
gin
mine
car
speed
deep
the police
ncr
bacardi
bone
satisfaction
who
pepperoni
the collector
play
open
intelligence
fast
believe
she
think
did
first
they
park
moment
you
call
real
now
note
boot
sign
sainsburys
ran
what
lady
for
calling
t-bone
real life
bags
the car
right now
hold
look
this
get
of course
great
like
sure
not sure
right
this is
youre
full
find
not bad
perfect
breath
probably
hand
just
whatever
everything
though
anything
because
yep
tried
give me
let's
admit
away
be real
in the mood
what did
go ahead
yelling
ignoring
my car
boiling
wanna
i got
walk away
she said
get away
followed
attention
same
go to
usually
bottle
line
too
vent
ignore
almost
i cant
walk
things
need
left
want
said
anyway
at the same time
dont
decided
pick up
writing
thats me
lets not
ignore me
completely
im waiting
finders keepers
standing in line
get away from me
a-few-things
at-this-point
out
point
jones
behind me
because im
give me back my money
i took a deep breath
joking
And
Cant
Calling The Police
Deep Breath
Waiting In Line
When
I Dont Usually
A Lot
Im In
My Money
That
Probably Not
But
Not
Where
When She
Obviously
Give
The
The First
I Need
From
This Is A
The Perfect
Believe It
Trying
I Have
Hand Out
Every
Yep Thats Me
This Cant Be Real
I Need To Vent
Few
Front
Bloody
Shown
Pick
I Had
Didnt
Quickly
About To
Steaks
Lll
Turned
Behind
I Dont
In My
Thats
Was
Fuming
Rule
Found
Took
Nerve
Are
Have
Persons
Sense
I Was Like
Had
I Was
Put
Did I
Either
Which
About
Lot
Held
Ahead
Standing
Few Things
Course
A Few
The Same
A Lot Of
And What
But I
Cant Be
Do I Look Like
Dropped
Get Home
Give Me Back My
Got In
I Didnt
I Said
I Took A
In The
Is A
Life Right Now
Look Like
Me Trying To
My Attention
My Hand
Need To Vent
Not That
Of Me
Or Whatever
Attempt
Because Of
Car Park
Collector
Couldnt
Full Speed
Get Away From
Ground
Headed
In Front
In Line
Kept
Picked
Point To
Teachable
Teachable Moment
play games
me trying
me which
to go
have never
pizzas
i get
me
do i
me back
my
walks
im
because i
but she
not play
s
she was
grabbed
she got
she had
same time
a great
looked
i took
call her
was too
at
mine but
where i
so i
i dropped
somebodys
i look like
a
it
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