A DAY IN THE LIFE OF a GODLESS LEFT WING MILLENIAL 1 WAKE UP AT 5PM BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE a JOB 2 PRAY TO KARL MARX THE GIVER OF FREE STUFF AND DIRECT ANCESTOR OF BERNIE SANDERS 3 TURN ON CNN AS IT IS THE ONLY CHANNEL I WATCH 4 PREPARE AVOCADO TOAST WHILEI FIREBOMB CHICK FILA 5 DRUGS 6 LOOK AWAY FROM FACEBOOK JUST LONG ENOUGH TO DISRESPECT THE POLICE 7 MAKE MEEMAW CRY ASI TAKE a SHIT ON MY CONFEDERATE LINEAGE 8 PURSUE MY DEGREE IN BASKET WEAVING WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE JOB MARKET 9 CRY AND MASTERBATE BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD a THERAPIST 10 TWEET MY SUPPORT OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD WHILE SNORTING a LINE OF SATANIC PROPAGANDA 11 SLEEP WHILE DREAMING OF EVERY POLITICIANS IMMINENT DEATH Which One Are You?